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02-26-2014 , 02:17 PM
I just wanted to say that you better be careful looking at posts like those, you could put an eye out that way.
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02-27-2014 , 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by zikzak
Of course it's their money. They took it from you, and there's not a god damn thing you can do about it because you're a nobody. No one cares about your opinions. You have nothing valuable to add other than your marginal utility as a tax payer. That is your role in life. You should be thankful you're granted the freedom to bitch about it.


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02-27-2014 , 01:24 AM
Of course it's their money. They took it from you, and there's not a god damn thing you can do about it because you're a nobody. No one cares about your opinions. You have nothing valuable to add other than your marginal utility as a tax payer. That is your role in life. You should be thankful you're granted the freedom to bitch about it.

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02-27-2014 , 04:27 PM
Such a great blog. I laughed a lot.
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03-02-2014 , 02:32 AM
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this "empowered" girl, is at best a 2/10. Honestly looks like a tranny and I can't think of anybody who would find her attractive


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03-02-2014 , 03:04 PM
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03-02-2014 , 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by #Thinman
costco was out of kirkland buttwipe so i bought charmin and now all i want to do is wipe my ass all day.
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03-02-2014 , 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by RenegadePeddler
The mod at LLSNL is threatening to ban me after I made some challenges to some poker know-it-alls. I didn't use insulting language, nor did I violate any thread policy. There was some very disrespectful banter going on, and I issued a challenge. That's it.

How do I keep him from banning me?


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03-03-2014 , 10:17 AM
Haha I love chimpstare.
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03-03-2014 , 03:54 PM
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Haha I love chimpstare.
the chimpstare is so simple yet so strong.
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03-04-2014 , 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Holy Troller
Ok, I've spent all morning rewatching 9/11 footage, and it's become clear to me that there is indeed a cover-up, just not the one that people are claiming. These planes were actually hijacked by alien mind control rays. Bust out your tin foil hats, people. It's the only way to stop them from getting into your brain.
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It's hard to see because our minds edit it out, not wanting to see the truth, but in all of the footage, there is a clear greenish beam projecting from the plane straight up into space.

You might think they actually take control of the machine and not the mind, but that doesn't really explain what happened on the 4th flight, where they had clearly overused their imperfect mind control technology and it was starting to malfunction.
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03-04-2014 , 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by losing all2
7 years in an auto factory with a lot of 12+ hour shifts, 2 ****s taken. The first almost jammed an unjammable toilet, the second I had to literally walk off. I only **** my pants once on the way home (pulling into driveway, grrr).
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03-04-2014 , 12:23 PM
Beware, chimpstare is watching
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03-04-2014 , 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by bahbahmickey
No, the bottom line is that humidity is on the rise. Unlike you I am going to explain why humidity is rising and why we should care.

Humidity is rising because we are giving to much money to the poor kids in Africa and if humidity continues to rise in 500 years the humidity will have gone up 5% on average and then states will fail, large populations subjected to famine, flood or disease will migrate across international borders, and national and international agencies will not have the resources to cope.
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03-07-2014 , 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah
If you think calling the government deceitful=paranoid delusion you need to
see a mental health professional or raise your IQ by a factor of 10.

Im talking about the U.S. government, no not all politicians.

Let me guess, you probably think 9-11 was committed by arabs with boxcutters am I right?

Your existence truly brings new meaning to the word lol.



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03-07-2014 , 12:33 AM
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03-07-2014 , 12:24 PM
You really have a way with words chimpstare
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03-08-2014 , 03:12 AM
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03-08-2014 , 03:13 AM
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03-09-2014 , 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Pics?

A blog has to have pics imo


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03-10-2014 , 06:45 PM
ok i laughed
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03-11-2014 , 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Venn (Iike the diagram, not the diesel)


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03-11-2014 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by thatoneguy22
What gives anyone the right to these entitlements? The single white male is the most discriminated group in america. It's my job to pay for the poor because they made terrible choices? Maybe stop doing drugs and having babies. With children being the exception there should be a 5 year lifetime limit on food stamps. This gives incentive not to use.them up and actually get a job. Please don't give me the copout of there aren't any jobs...

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