My brain does not function like everyone else's brain.
Stop by job site. Worker, your mom stopped by and said your dad was being taken to the emergency room. Went to sister's house. Caught a glimpse of side-boob when she got out of the shower. Pretended not to look as she got dressed.
Did you hear about dad? Yes! I Tried to CALL YOU But your phone goes straight to VM! I know. WELL! I'M MEETING MOM AT THE EMERGENCY ROOM. cool. told mom I would mow her yard so I'm going to go do that.
PLEASE! Think about your reply. There's definitely a correct answer.
Sister asks, so what am I going to do if I need to get a hold of you.?
I say nothing and leave to go mow mom's yard.
Last edited by CowboyCold; 05-17-2019 at 01:40 PM.
Reason: Hey Mo!
Cruzin- down street in golf cart next to golf course.
Dude is using a range finder. I stop ask, you know what those are for right? He looks puzzled and says no. It's for finding the exact yardage to the pin.
Nevermind that it is a 318 yard par four. You skulled it off of the tee to get anywhere near the road. And it is about 190 to the flag up hill into the wind. Dude looks like the guy from Trailer Park boys that did the Butter video.
Explain to me what he is doing with a range finder again?