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Old 11-09-2013, 05:39 PM   #1
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Smile Blog Jammin'

This blog is alerady AWESOME!

Who Am I?

I'm betagainst, dumas! Born February 1, 1976. An American professional poker player who has won nine World Series of Poker bracelets, one World Poker Tour title and appeared at nine World Poker Tour final tables. Regarded by numerous poker observers and contemporaries as the best all-round player in the world today.

Way too hungover to do any moretping

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Old 11-09-2013, 06:10 PM   #2
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This is awesome!

Okay, so you want to know more about me? Here's my button raising range in heads up sit and go's (husngs): 22+, A2s+, K2s+, Q2s+, J2s+, T8s+, T5s-T2s, 98s, 94s-92s, 83s-82s, 72s, A2o+, K2o+, Q2o+, J2o+, T2o+, 97o-92o, 86o-82o, 75o-72o, 64o-62o, 53o-52o, 42o. You may have noticed that it's just like Phil Ivey. Well, I am the white Tiger Woods of POKER!

White Tiger! That's tight! That's my new nickname and emblem:



pffffft SICK!

You guys are screwed.

I'll try and post a picture of my HUSNG rbutton raising range later. I heard about a computer named Polaris that solves game theory for limit hlod'em (LHE). So, I pretended that I WAS POLARIS! Except I was Polaris for NO LIMIT HOLD'EM! I created game theory optimal for HUSNGS!

WHITE TIGER STRIKES AGAIN!



AND AGAIN!!!



Preflop game theory:

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Old 11-09-2013, 06:30 PM   #3
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Re: Blog Jammin'

never thought i'd have to use compressed air to clean off a ceiling fan! i have a ton of candy left over from halloween.

I'm running out of ideas to put in my blog.

I'm goona post twerking gifs and play HUSNGS!

NSFW!!!!

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righteous!

forgot I was supposed to be playing HUSNGS

NSF!

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Dude it's on I'm sitting in a $5 HUSNG. I wish I could stream video.

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!

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ppppfffffffft gotcha dude, white tiger strikes again! Like in husngs you play different hands the same way and they never know.
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Old 11-09-2013, 07:01 PM   #4
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i lost
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Old 11-10-2013, 01:21 PM   #5
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nice!!!!

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Old 11-11-2013, 02:24 AM   #6
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The best thing about my blog is that I'm alive.

Currently sitting 21st outta 30 in a $3.30 R&A. Gonna take a dumpwhile I dominate this tourney and type this. Laptops FTW!

Someones Mom should give me a blumpkin while I'm in here. I could be the first guy to blumpkin crush a tourney. I just like saying blumpkin.

I can't wipe and type at the same time.

The look of the champion:



Keep reading for thread savers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Part of me thinks this is all mental diarrhea but another better part of me knows that inside of my heart is the heart of a white tiger and inside of that heart is the heart of a champion.

Just doubled up w/ JJ and moved up to 21st.

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Old 11-11-2013, 03:53 AM   #7
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Old 11-11-2013, 04:01 AM   #8
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Re: Blog Jammin'

busted

Got it in w/ 22 vs J9o. Board runs out x85,6,7.



It's a goodthing I am broke right now because if I had a bankroll right now I probably be crushing the highest stakes online... maybe even higher.



I'm crushing these dudes in $2 husngs winning 2 outta 4. These guys at this level have never even seen game theory optimal.

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Old 11-11-2013, 04:06 AM   #9
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Old 11-11-2013, 04:09 AM   #10
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Old 11-12-2013, 11:01 AM   #11
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh YEAH! Just woke up with massve hangover! Deal with it, I'mm a baller. Went out after playing last night. I put $60 in, playing $1 max bet, first hand is 22xxx, I hold 22, runs out 22299 and I'm like:



I proceeded to bang that machina like a married middle age woman to the tune of $600. Ten to one on poker bro, you do the math. It's all GTO. There's White Tiger for you:



That lamp is mine.



After I won baller style I got sew fracked on Makers Mark Bourbon. I was too drunk and snuck out without tipping the bartender.

I need to come up with a new pubic hairstyle.

GOOGLE!!!!

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WHITETIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-12-2013, 06:19 PM   #12
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lollll 5 stars
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Old 11-13-2013, 06:56 PM   #13
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Re: Blog Jammin'

$2.20 HUSNG on WSOP

Villain 1:



Hero: hero's image




$20/40 NL (2 handed)

Villain: Button/SB ($2264)
Hero: BB ($1736)

Hero is dealt JTcs



Villain limps, Hero raises to $80, Villain calls

Flop ($160) 2s8s7d

Hero bets $120, Villain calls




Turn ($400) 3c

Hero bets $200, Villain calls



River ($800): 3d




Hero checks, Villain bets $400



Hero calls $200

Villain shows 65dc for (33876) a pair of threes six kicker
Hero shows JTcs for (3387J) a pair of threes jack kicker

Hero wins final pot of $1600

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Old 11-15-2013, 12:15 AM   #14
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Old 11-18-2013, 04:11 AM   #15
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Re: Blog Jammin'

I'm seriously starting to wonder if I'm the greatest player in the world. I just finished fifth in tonight's 1k Guarantee on WSOP.com

WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITETIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGeRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111



deal WITH IT, DEAL WITH IT, DEAL WITH IT

wILL BE UPDATING my HUSNG thread with pictures of my graph that looks like this:

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Now going to go crush penny PLO and HUSNGs and then jack it to pornos.

Oh and will be starting a new thread called:

"SUPER INSANE LIFE POWER EXPLOSION"

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Old 11-19-2013, 10:00 AM   #16
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Re: Blog Jammin'

In a very real way I sometimes wonder if I have solved life.

Internet Poker?

SOLVED!

Heads Up Sit And Go's (HUSNG's)?

SLOVED!

Game Theory Optimal

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And that's the key.



WTF do you have on my GTO bitches? You've got GTFO that's what you've got. GTFO on your laffro.

DAMN!

My recent HUSNG Graph:


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WHITETIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

What color do you wear if you don't want to get shot by gangbangers? Don't call the trannies that you see on craigslist...

threadsafes dudes NSFW(NOT SAFE FORE WORK!!!!)

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Old 11-19-2013, 11:22 AM   #17
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LOL! So awesomw! Quick hand of pro poker pwnage!!!!!

$5.50 HUSNG on WSOP

Villain:




Hero:




Villain hates me and has been berating my play, cursing my name, and freaking out in the chat box. This is a rematch... I won the first game. OBVIOUS.


$25/50 NL (2 handed)

Hero: SB/B ($3100)
Villain: BB ($900)

Hero is dealt 8d7c




Hero raise to $150 and Villain calls

Flop ($300) Kd3sQs

Villain checks, Hero checks




Turn ($300) Kc

Villain bets $50, Hero raises to $150 and Villain calls



River ($700): 7d

Villain checks, Hero checks

Hero shows 8d7c for a pair of sevens
Villain shows Ac3d for a pair of threes




Hero wins $600


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Old 03-12-2014, 07:18 AM   #18
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****ing shocked thta this isn't the number one rated thrread on 2+2 or the internet.

Dude I'm wearing sweatpants. I've got a cold Coors. I'vegot a cell phone and a KBar knife. I've got my own personal fan kid. Blowing cool breeze up my ass. Life is soooooooooo good!

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