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12-07-2015 , 08:03 PM

#526

ScreaminAsian

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this might be a show

12-07-2015 , 08:06 PM

#527

spaceman Bryce

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a regular chicken but sometimes it can talk the way a parrot can

12-07-2015 , 08:06 PM

#528

ScreaminAsian

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to who tho?

12-07-2015 , 08:08 PM

#529

spaceman Bryce

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

to who tho?

definitely to me, not sure about anyone else though

12-07-2015 , 08:12 PM

#530

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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I've never trusted chickens, shifty eyes

12-08-2015 , 02:41 AM

#531

spaceman Bryce

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I feel pretty confident I'm the best grocery stocker on twoplustwo

12-08-2015 , 04:25 AM

#532

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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I never even stocked grocery \

12-08-2015 , 06:16 PM

#533

spaceman Bryce

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Something came up so no blog posts today. Did anyone see the anime eggnote? it is about a guy who gets a notebook that can turn anyone into an egg and at first he only uses it on criminals but eventually he writes down thousands of innocent peoples names and they all turn into eggs and then he eats them

12-08-2015 , 07:17 PM

#534

JustJ46671

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That's a lot of eggs to eat.
Cool story, tho.

12-08-2015 , 07:39 PM

#535

ScreaminAsian

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ya idk if he has to eat them. maybe he just racks them

12-08-2015 , 11:11 PM

#536

ScreaminAsian

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hey maybe an anime, ok, where it's revealed that dolphins are actually more intelligent than humans. but they're so much more intelligent, that we've been living in a dolphin zoo for millions of years and it's such a perfect zoo we haven't figured it out yet, and the protagonist is the first one to figure it out. and, do you know how they show pandas porn in the zoo to get them to mate? maybe dolphins are behind the porn industry, and the protagonist has to expose that truth for the whole facade to come tumbling down for humanity

12-09-2015 , 02:23 AM

#537

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

If I'm being honest Im just really really mad right now that your anime doesn't involve eggs. I like to type things I think are funny even if no one else does and what i think is funny right now is egg based anime . This is why Im going to start talking to myself in my blog more. I realize thats odd but thats how i feel.

Second if dolphins were super smart enough to secretly enslave humanity then what benefit would the humans get from knowing about their enslavement?

12-09-2015 , 02:26 AM

#538

spaceman Bryce

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Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

maybe it would be better if you only typed the second paragraph and kept the first paragraph to yourself.

12-09-2015 , 02:33 AM

#539

ScreaminAsian

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so you'd just let the whole world be ignorant to their enslavement to the dolphins?

12-09-2015 , 02:35 AM

#540

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

so you'd just let the whole world be ignorant to their enslavement to the dolphins?

I dont know how to fix it though. especially since 75% of the earth is water

12-09-2015 , 07:00 AM

#541

PasswordGotHacked

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The human body is also 60% water as a spaceman you may have neglected to consider this fact

12-09-2015 , 08:49 AM

#542

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

The human body is also 60% water as a spaceman you may have neglected to consider this fact

I didn't know that.

12-09-2015 , 09:06 AM

#543

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

The human body is also 60% water as a spaceman you may have neglected to consider this fact

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

I didn't know that.

The human body is about 3.50% eggs

12-09-2015 , 09:48 AM

#544

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Only the female body iirc

12-10-2015 , 12:41 AM

#545

spaceman Bryce

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I think I have wanted to post "Why is everyone so concerned about violins and tourism on the news?" for at least 6-7 years. I never feel right about it though. I guess that will just have to be a private joke in my head forever. The joke involves what I imagine other people would post in my head.

12-10-2015 , 12:46 AM

#546

spaceman Bryce

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You're all going to feel bad when i become the next james patterson.

12-10-2015 , 12:50 AM

#547

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

You're all going to feel bad when i become the next james patterson.

shut up bryce youve had 10 years to write a book. Youre never going to actually do anything.

12-10-2015 , 01:02 AM

#548

spaceman Bryce

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At Hollywood casino there is the casino then a raceway then a cabelas then a really nice shopping center. When I win I often go to the shopping center. When I lose I like to go to the cabelas and look at fish. They have a giant catfish aquarium with giant fish and knives everywhere and its so redneck its like going to a different world. But all I do is just stare at the fish for an hour or two. I dont like losing at poker.