Hi lirva sorry for being a ****ty friend

I remember tastetations, they were pretty good. I liked the mint ones.

hi landonfan I thought you didnt post here anymore!

don't be silly, goober :P

hwey iknow exactly what this blog needs it needs a new story but I dont have one thats real right now to talk about. Im mostly sad about not having heatlh insuranc eand also not ering able to get kerowo to post in my blog.

ok i have something i want to write about that happened recently but im to wasted to type it out right now anyway if anyone knows abuot health insurance for sefl employed let me know

Quick answer - get a wife with a real job with good health bennies.

So I guess I need to type this. Anyway i was recentyl in a liquor store and I was decided what beer to buy and their was this man about 40 in khakis and a blue chekceredress shirt and I was decided between an ipa or a different ipa(sierra nevada or magic hat)
So thats all ill say about that part he said hello and then he asked me quite strangely if I liked wine and I said yes and about how i drink a lot of red wines and then he told me that he would buy any wine for me if I would go home with him tonight.
Obviously Im super freaked so i look down at the ground and am like I dont think so and then he put his hand on my shoulder and said thats alright he understood and that he didnt mean to be rude and hopefully he would see me some other time.
So I felt really worried the entire time when i driving back home and then I spent a long time fantasizing about if I said yes what would happen.

That would have been a lot more interesting if you'd cut out all the fluff, gone home with him to drink wine, and they told us about how it was for you.

yeah im going to go to some strangers house

Could have brought him home with you.

What would happen is you would drink wine, receive an unpleasant blowjob and then probably be murdered. Or at least that's what happens when I bring strange men home with me.

Bryce has gay-appeal

Did he have health insurance?

how many times have you been murdered?

He actually means he murders them......

I LIKE THIS BLOG BTW

oic, does knivesout help dispose of the bodies?

One of my better off aquantences pm'ed me that they were going horseback riding in the andes in Chile. This really really pisses me off because I want to go horseback riding in chile but no instead Im stuck in kansas with no health insurance. Anyway Im going to go eat a healthy salad and play lots of poker today. Maybe if I win I can afford to go on vacation

Good luck at the tables

I'll take some pictures for you Bryce!

I often wish I could think great all the time. I know everyone has there mental highs and their mental lows but mine are very swingy and sometimes I cant think at all and sometimes I can create lots of great ideas and plans very quickly.But instead of once in awhile I wish I could do it all the time then I would be super dee duper successful.

I also feel like I have lost a ton of my intellectual capability. I am 100% confident that 15 year old me would kill 25 year old me at any mental activity (chess, math, spelling bee, Iq test w/e)

I know what you mean. I sleep such poor hours and they say sleep is tied to brain function. Probably has something to do with my memory issues.

This man would make a great comedy writer. Ties it all together nicely.

WRT the tastetations - similar but different, drank an entire 32 oz bottle of Gatorade once just so my brother couldn't have any. I did like the flavor too, but that's not why I did it. Pretty sure I got sick, too.

Mental acuity is a function of both age AND environment. The environment includes physical and mental components.
Your health, your routines, your diet, even your TV viewing and 2+2 poast making are stimuli your brain processes.
Variations or lack thereof, considered over significant periods of time/aging, present solid evidence of diminished acuity in late life stages.

Cliffs: The older I get, the less smart I am.