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Old 08-05-2016, 09:05 PM   #1
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Old 08-05-2016, 09:10 PM   #2
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Old 08-05-2016, 09:37 PM   #3
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Just relaxing, selling on buying and selling on eBay. Putting together a segregated gambling account, testing "no look" tournament poker. Messing around with black jack, craps, roulette.... and fun as **** penny slots at the bar..... enjoying life. Got 9 years off from a grind that started in what feels like since before time began, and My break ends in 4.5 years. #EnjoyTheRide
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Old 08-05-2016, 10:51 PM   #4
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Weird night. I go out to hit a local bar and shoot pool. *** dude with nothing against gays and I hope reasonable ones get Heaven tells Me to keep My nose clean. I explain to him why he should **** off. I feel threatened and I call him out... he backs up. I verbally tell him to keep his nose clean.

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Old 08-05-2016, 10:56 PM   #5
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Same **** happened with My half brother right. Awhile back he shoves Me after I asked to use his phone to post a picture to twitter. I shove him back... he runs off.... does this **** where he takes My **** and starts provoking Me.... I take his **** and smash it.... so he comes in aggressive... I warn him then put him in the choke position as he bodies starts to swell and strengthen.... I back up 'cause I don't want to actually choke him out.... he ****ing does this, "yo I hung in there routine..." I walk away like we're cool as he calls his mommy.... I shove him.... he finally mans up and swells/speeds up..... I run for the door to call him outside.... he gets there too quick - surprisingly quick, you feel Me? I stun kick him off Me and in self defense jam his sorry ass back into a decorative shelf with glass, ****ing pictures, and ornaments on it.... cops show up as I'm sitting outside waiting on 'em.... they say, it's all good, no problem... family ****.... 2 hours later they take Me in and I'm out in 5 days. The dude in his true form is a pussy let alone in his friendless eunich form #YouLoseAgain
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Old 08-05-2016, 10:58 PM   #6
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Was I this bored at the ease of this "last time"? Serious question.... Not just temptation... Stupid ****ing blog T, You feel Me?
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Old 08-05-2016, 11:17 PM   #7
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I'm rather be a real nobody, than a fake somebody. #Forever

Whether My spirit lives on, or not.

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Old 08-06-2016, 01:55 PM   #8
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Weird day. Wake up. Ready to hit the local casino and My account has been overdrawn.. They hit Me with a bunch of bank fees. I go in and ask for customer service. I say something innocuous like, you're very beautiful and was probably starring at her tits. Whatever. Long story short I quote Jesus and say I'm a sinner and I shouldn't lust after women with My eyes. She calls security and they threaten Me. I tell 'em, listen, just give Me documentation explaining that I'm in the process of having this resolved. They decline and tell Me I'll be escorted out. Piece of **** BOA. Resolved it over the phone and at another branch. Klaidis is a total ****ing joke.
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Old 08-07-2016, 04:06 PM   #9
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Weird freakin day. Start My day off right at the local casino. I'm ****ing around at the slot machine and score a few progressive chances.... e.g. extra money, triple money, and a 2x money, I miss... who cares.... a few smokes in I ask when the bar opens.... noon 'cause it's sunday... I smirk... "when did this place become Church." #LAME
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Wake up. Coffee. Accidently burn a red. No ticket, thankfully. Casino in the morning. Casino in the evening. Stop by the pawn shop. #LifesABeach
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working on uploading this freaking photo!

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Goodnight hell.
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So umm, are you actually homeless? Have you been? If so what's it like. You always been a degen?
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So umm, are you actually homeless? Have you been? If so what's it like. You always been a degen?
Weird day. Hit the titty bar at noon. Opens at 11:30am. Place sucks. Head up a few miles to a much better location. Things are niiicccceeeee. Offer to buy a chick a vodka and red bull. She says, "I have to dance." Gets off her tushy dance stage.... whatever.... boom, "I have to see a client." My response.... bye.
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And, yes.
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This is Me and My half brother as a kid. My half-brother is a ****ing retard but whatever. Don't mind the hair cut or the ridiculous hoop ring.







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Old 08-09-2016, 08:46 PM   #20
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J, J, & E. You misunderstood. Problem?
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Played some 21. Up & down. Broke even. Who cares. Mostly boring. Cool black guy steps to the table and livens things up. Otherwise a snooze fest.
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Go to the titty bar.... see a hot as **** red head.... pay the $60 for the 10 min.... $10 tip.... Home wack.... sleep.... up.... wack.... coffee..... See you at the casino.

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Good start to the morning. Stop by Wawa to see My favorite cashier Mary. She tells me I purchased a pretzel and soda the other day but forgot to collect.... I tell her I lose track of time and often times forget to eat. "Appreciate it, but I'm off to the bar, so no." Next I'm headed to the Casino 15 minutes from my house.... My truck is "iced out" so I'm riding in style..... I put the $35 in my pocket to good use but ran slightly unlucky at video poker while drinking..... that's nice

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Don't drink and drive
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Feels like a bad episode of Jersey Shore.

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