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12-19-2014 , 04:00 PM
Personal ranting blog about my bad luck at the perfectly fair & perfectly beatable zoom poker tables.

Currently @100k hands of 2NL zoom, 12BI below EV, fully experiencing the ridiculous game of 2NL zoom.
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12-19-2014 , 04:06 PM
    Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #33492341

    BTN: $2.02 (101 bb)
    SB: $3.10 (155 bb)
    Hero (BB): $2 (100 bb)
    UTG: $1.85 (92.5 bb)
    MP: $4.05 (202.5 bb)
    CO: $1.43 (71.5 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with K K
    2 folds, CO raises to $0.07, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.24, CO calls $0.17

    Flop: ($0.49) 7 J 8 (2 players)
    Hero bets $0.30, CO raises to $1.19 and is all-in, Hero calls $0.89

    Turn: ($2.87) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)
    River: ($2.87) 5 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: $2.87 pot ($0.10 rake)
    Final Board: 7 J 8 J 5
    Hero showed K K and lost (-$1.43 net)
    CO showed A J and won $2.77 ($1.34 net)



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    12-20-2014 , 01:27 PM
    2NL run continues, i was aproaching the 100$ mark where maybe some fish that play 2NL withdraw, so the totally random totally fair PS system decided to 'help' me back down.

    Villain had an 85% CBet 7% 3bet 2.5% 4bet over about 500 hands

      Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #33510201

      BTN: $2.44 (122 bb)
      SB: $2.60 (130 bb)
      BB: $2 (100 bb)
      UTG: $2.98 (149 bb)
      MP: $1.44 (72 bb)
      Hero (CO): $2 (100 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is CO with A A
      2 folds, Hero raises to $0.06, 2 folds, BB raises to $0.20, Hero calls $0.14

      Flop: ($0.41) 2 7 J (2 players)
      BB bets $0.22, Hero raises to $0.58, BB calls $0.36

      Turn: ($1.57) K (2 players)
      BB bets $1.22 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.22 and is all-in

      River: ($4.01) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: $4.01 pot ($0.14 rake)
      Final Board: 2 7 J K 4
      BB showed J J and won $3.87 ($1.87 net)
      Hero mucked A A and lost (-$2 net)



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      Villain seemed very scared/fold-happy usually

        Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #33510211

        BTN: $3.33 (166.5 bb)
        SB: $3 (150 bb)
        BB: $4.29 (214.5 bb)
        UTG: $4.48 (224 bb)
        MP: $2.22 (111 bb)
        Hero (CO): $2.19 (109.5 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is CO with A A
        2 folds, Hero raises to $0.06, BTN calls $0.06, 2 folds

        Flop: ($0.15) K 5 Q (2 players)
        Hero bets $0.10, BTN calls $0.10

        Turn: ($0.35) 9 (2 players)
        Hero bets $0.18, BTN calls $0.18

        River: ($0.71) 2 (2 players)
        Hero checks, BTN checks

        Spoiler:
        Results: $0.71 pot ($0.02 rake)
        Final Board: K 5 Q 9 2
        BTN showed K Q and won $0.69 ($0.35 net)
        Hero showed A A and lost (-$0.34 net)



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        Villain was playing 1 table + 2 freerolls + i had 0 hands on him, tried to make him bluff but he had it

          Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #33510231

          BTN: $1.23 (61.5 bb)
          SB: $1.89 (94.5 bb)
          BB: $3.88 (194 bb)
          Hero (UTG): $2.07 (103.5 bb)
          MP: $12.93 (646.5 bb)
          CO: $1.92 (96 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is UTG with A A
          Hero raises to $0.06, MP folds, CO calls $0.06, 3 folds

          Flop: ($0.15) 8 4 5 (2 players)
          Hero bets $0.10, CO raises to $0.44, Hero raises to $0.82, CO raises to $1.86 and is all-in, Hero calls $1.04

          Turn: ($3.87) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)
          River: ($3.87) K (2 players, 1 is all-in)

          Spoiler:
          Results: $3.87 pot ($0.14 rake)
          Final Board: 8 4 5 J K
          Hero showed A A and lost (-$1.92 net)
          CO showed 8 8 and won $3.73 ($1.81 net)



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          Standard f*** you hand

            Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #33510241

            BTN: $1.66 (83 bb)
            SB: $2 (100 bb)
            BB: $0.74 (37 bb)
            Hero (UTG): $2 (100 bb)
            MP: $2.42 (121 bb)
            CO: $2 (100 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is UTG with A A
            Hero raises to $0.06, MP folds, CO raises to $0.18, BTN folds, SB calls $0.17, BB calls $0.16, Hero raises to $0.72, CO folds, SB calls $0.54, BB calls $0.54

            Flop: ($2.34) 8 3 7 (3 players)
            SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $1.28 and is all-in, SB calls $1.28 and is all-in, BB calls $0.02 and is all-in

            Turn: ($4.92) K (3 players, 3 are all-in)
            River: ($4.92) T (3 players, 3 are all-in)

            Spoiler:
            Results: $4.92 pot ($0.17 rake)
            Final Board: 8 3 7 K T
            SB showed K K and won $4.75 ($2.75 net)
            BB mucked 5 A and lost (-$0.74 net)
            Hero mucked A A and lost (-$2 net)



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            2NL forever Quote
            12-21-2014 , 12:35 PM
            Standard line @ 2NL

              Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #33520851

              Hero (BTN): $2.05 (102.5 bb)
              SB: $2 (100 bb)
              BB: $2.98 (149 bb)
              UTG: $1.95 (97.5 bb)
              MP: $2 (100 bb)
              CO: $1.99 (99.5 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is BTN with A A
              UTG calls $0.02, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.08, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.06

              Flop: ($0.19) T Q Q (2 players)
              UTG checks, Hero checks

              Turn: ($0.19) 6 (2 players)
              UTG bets $0.02, Hero calls $0.02

              River: ($0.23) 5 (2 players)
              UTG bets $0.02, Hero raises to $0.16, UTG calls $0.14

              Spoiler:
              Results: $0.55 pot ($0.02 rake)
              Final Board: T Q Q 6 5
              Hero showed A A and lost (-$0.26 net)
              UTG showed 8 Q and won $0.53 ($0.27 net)



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              12-23-2014 , 07:48 PM
              120k hands, 15BI below EV, approaching 100$ BR (3rd time's a charm), waiting to see if PS applies the expected 'correction'.
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              12-24-2014 , 11:43 AM
              Proof that @2NL, ppl dont give a crap

                Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #33602741

                BTN: $0.96 (48 bb)
                SB: $0.92 (46 bb)
                Hero (BB): $2.29 (114.5 bb)
                UTG: $3.45 (172.5 bb)
                MP: $2.63 (131.5 bb)
                CO: $2 (100 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is BB with 7 7
                3 folds, BTN calls $0.02, SB folds, Hero checks

                Flop: ($0.05) Q Q 3 (2 players)
                Hero checks, BTN checks

                Turn: ($0.05) K (2 players)
                Hero checks, BTN checks

                River: ($0.05) J (2 players)
                Hero checks, BTN checks

                Spoiler:
                Results: $0.05 pot
                Final Board: Q Q 3 K J
                BTN showed T A and won $0.05 ($0.03 net)
                Hero showed 7 7 and lost (-$0.02 net)



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                12-24-2014 , 02:15 PM
                Got a 'read' on the villains at 2NL, more like a tell.... the perfectly beatable 2NL zoom tables sense when you're approaching 100$ and adjust accordingly.

                  Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #33603241

                  BTN: $2.28 (114 bb)
                  SB: $1.85 (92.5 bb)
                  BB: $1.89 (94.5 bb)
                  UTG: $2 (100 bb)
                  MP: $2.39 (119.5 bb)
                  Hero (CO): $3.11 (155.5 bb)

                  Preflop: Hero is CO with Q J
                  UTG folds, MP raises to $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, BTN folds, SB calls $0.03, BB folds

                  Flop: ($0.14) J 9 J (3 players)
                  SB checks, MP checks, Hero checks

                  Turn: ($0.14) A (3 players)
                  SB checks, MP bets $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, SB folds

                  River: ($0.22) Q (2 players)
                  MP bets $0.24, Hero raises to $0.68, MP raises to $2.25, Hero raises to $3.03, MP calls $0.06

                  Spoiler:
                  Results: $4.84 pot ($0.17 rake)
                  Final Board: J 9 J A Q
                  MP showed T K and won $4.67 ($2.28 net)
                  Hero showed Q J and won $0.00 (-$2.39 net)



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                  Maybe i should fold full houses on the river @2NL...
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                  12-30-2014 , 03:54 PM
                  How to play 2p to get maximum value from the uber-donk that i am


                    Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #33680951

                    BTN: $1.68 (84 bb)
                    SB: $2.70 (135 bb)
                    BB: $4.93 (246.5 bb)
                    UTG: $2.62 (131 bb)
                    MP: $2.74 (137 bb)
                    Hero (CO): $2.87 (143.5 bb)

                    Preflop: Hero is CO with Q Q
                    2 folds, Hero raises to $0.06, BTN folds, SB calls $0.05, BB folds

                    Flop: ($0.14) 3 A T (2 players)
                    SB bets $0.02, Hero raises to $0.12, SB calls $0.10

                    Turn: ($0.38) 6 (2 players)
                    SB checks, Hero bets $0.18, SB raises to $0.36, Hero calls $0.18

                    River: ($1.10) 7 (2 players)
                    SB checks, Hero checks

                    Spoiler:
                    Results: $1.10 pot ($0.04 rake)
                    Final Board: 3 A T 6 7
                    SB showed A 3 and won $1.06 ($0.52 net)
                    Hero mucked Q Q and lost (-$0.54 net)



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                    01-08-2015 , 04:03 PM
                    Gave this place a chance, seeing all the people talking about the strategies and the best lines, etc, gave me some hope, that with some effort, study & calm i can beat 2NL zoom, but as i get close to that magic number of 100$, the perfectly fair PS system deems it necessary to apply the usual correction.

                    Don't even have the + EV line to show... guy w 4 bet of 10% over 300 hands, shows up w KK, flop a set, run into straight, make a flush, run into the nut flush, etc.

                    Maybe i just suck and can't read it properly when a guy puts in 1/2 a stack with a gutshot, gets there and i stack off with 5% equity.
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                    01-10-2015 , 05:25 PM
                    Further away from 100$, expecting the game to get back to normal anytime ^^.
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