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07-16-2016 , 03:22 PM
Saturday

https://mobile.twitter.com/crazypoke...410816/video/1

Forgot about last night already. Today is a another new beautiful day.

Last edited by Lover959; 07-16-2016 at 03:40 PM.
07-16-2016 , 07:42 PM
Called Ronald in my carefree happy go lucky psychotic Saturday drive around. Did not pick up.

I need 8k now!
07-16-2016 , 08:16 PM
That would be a good stake to get through the temporary little mess to clean up the big mess. You know what I'm saying. If you are a gambler, you know.
07-16-2016 , 08:23 PM
Lawyer "you honor! My client was the victim of variance"

Judge "what the **** you talking about, is this kid going to stop gambling. How many times can we delay this ****. Well he is no ****ing kid anymore"

Lawyer "your honor, my client actually has a positive ev. He just was betting above his bankroll and he busted out"

Judge "get the **** out my courtroom. Case dismissed. Your client can keep trying to do it on his own"
07-16-2016 , 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Lover959 1.5 million to bankrupt
That's in the normal world. He has made close to 7k in vig off me or more... You don't understand. This is a different world. He has no right to turn me down.
your thinking is a little muddled. you're saying "this is a different world" but you're talking to people on a poker forum. we might be the only people who could understand your situation.
07-17-2016 , 04:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lover959 1.5 million to bankrupt
Lawyer "you honor! My client was the victim of variance"

Judge "what the **** you talking about, is this kid going to stop gambling. How many times can we delay this ****. Well he is no ****ing kid anymore"

Lawyer "your honor, my client actually has a positive ev. He just was betting above his bankroll and he busted out"

Judge "get the **** out my courtroom. Case dismissed. Your client can keep trying to do it on his own"
Dude,

As long as you don't get, not only rationally, but on a deep deep emotional level, that what you are doing is -EV and will never be +EV, no matter how often you repeat it, nothing gonna change.
07-17-2016 , 12:13 PM
I think you are already worse then cowboy.. You had a fortune and lost it, he never had your kind of money
07-17-2016 , 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bulljive 1.5 million to bankrupt
I think you are already worse then cowboy.. You had a fortune and lost it, he never had your kind of money
I like Cowboy. Wonder if he is still alive.

07-23-2016 , 05:49 PM
Another brutal traumatic Friday night on the video pokers

But today is Saturday tho..

07-23-2016 , 05:52 PM
I found this cool little hole in the wall taco joint where you can just chill
07-23-2016 , 05:54 PM
Mmmm wonder what I do now. Maybe I should start packing.
07-23-2016 , 05:54 PM
Just go move in with mom or sister on the other side of country
07-23-2016 , 05:55 PM
Maybe I can get on disability for anxiety and depression
07-23-2016 , 05:56 PM
Cuz you know time is the most valuable commodity in the world ... If I don't have to work anymore , I would not care. Just hang it up. Watch the sunset everyday without having to deal with rat race
07-23-2016 , 05:59 PM
I have blown my finances to hell ... Might as well just veg. I would have to work 100 years to get to even ... Lol
07-23-2016 , 06:03 PM
I just don't have no more ambition.
07-23-2016 , 06:08 PM
Time is my commodity now ... Not money
07-23-2016 , 07:00 PM
Maaan. Don't be so. Believe me. There is a good plan to have a happy live. REEEEELY!
In your situation. There is one. To get rid of the anxiety and depression. Yes, you can.
COMEONCOMEONCOMEON. REEEEEELY!

It doesn't include video poker. Have you tried substitute it with sex/dope/posting in various boards/writing in your blog/working-out (I mean not leasurly swiming few rounds, but working out until you can't no more. From my experience running 10 km always curbs the pressure down)?

Don't sound so hopeless! There is a realistic hope to become happy for you. (At least a lot happier than you are now)

And I don't want to be smartassy. I want you to have hope.
07-23-2016 , 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by lapka 1.5 million to bankrupt
Maaan. Don't be so. /working-out (I mean not leasurly swiming few rounds, but working out
How did you know how I swim... lol

I have a positive ev in video poker.. I will never quit. Just bet less but still play the high limits ...

I made a big mistake of playing low limits (50 cents) a few weeks ago and I hit a royal... I was so mad!

I blew that 2k in 10 min

Last edited by Lover959; 07-23-2016 at 07:57 PM.
07-23-2016 , 07:58 PM
Didn't you know? I am a witch.
Spoiler:
Not really. You had mentioned it somewhere here.


Care to write about your strat in this video poker and how you have there +EV? I have no idea what that is exactly. Googling delivered that that is some kind of machine where you play against a casino. Right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_poker?
07-23-2016 , 08:00 PM
I hit two 5 dollar royals (25 dollar max bet) with in 2 weeks in Feb. it was a 50k payout .. I have hit about 7 quad deces this year (5k payouts)
07-23-2016 , 08:02 PM
Last Sept, Oct, December I hit a 20k Royal .. 3x20k royals. I hit a bunch 4k Royals to but lost count before I went up to higher stakes

My best night was when I hit quad deuces, a royal and another quad deuce in the same night. I went home with 36k.. Well actually cashed out 36k but went home with like 22
07-23-2016 , 08:08 PM
But today I'm broke... I just don't know how to gamble.

I know when I'm playing in a negative ev situation but I go all out ... That can **** up your stats bad.

For example, if a casino gives me 1000 dollar match , I should only play accordingly where I'm over 100 percent edge. However, I play 1000s of hands beyond the match
07-23-2016 , 08:13 PM
I may just start playing 1 or 2 - 25 dollar hands with matches every few months ... Lol.. It's still positive Ev

**** the 25 and 50 cent ****, I'll never do that again
07-23-2016 , 08:18 PM
This is ****ing crazy talk.. Lol. What a ****ing degen

      
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