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Old 06-12-2018, 10:10 PM   #1001
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lt takes the right mindset to be a world champion

Newday "Wake up!! You got $200 dollars to your name."

Lover959 "I feel like I'm about to fall off this tightrope and break every bone in my body"

Newday "Every synapse in that crazy brain. Every action you take and thought have has to be in the right direction. You can't afford to make anymore wrong moves."

Lover959 "I'm not. Not anymore"

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Old 06-30-2018, 11:35 PM   #1002
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Oklahoma



Grand Tower Hotel

Lover "mmm maybe the gas station does cash back on my debit card"

Newday "You only have like 7 dollars in that account. You need to get back home tomorrow"

Lover "Well you heard her. I need to make at least 1 bet within that hour to qualify. I have 4000 entries in last 3 months. I have a shot! I bet there is a dollar in change in my jeep!"

Newday "Give it up please!"

Lover "Let's go we gotta get that change and clean all guck of it!"

Parking garage

Lover "$1.10! Ughh it's all sticky. Some of these dimes are crushed"

Hotel Room Bathroom

Lover "Rinse out all the change! We need to hurry up take to cashier and make that bet!"


1 am

Casino Lobby

Guest Services "And the winner of the 100k final prize is..............
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Old 08-16-2018, 12:41 PM   #1003
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quite a cliffhanger, have you been going back to meetings trying to quit?
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Old 08-19-2018, 10:17 PM   #1004
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Book of Genesis



Books 1-11

Coppell, Texas

7:00 PM - Spanish Mass

Newday "You think this will do the trick? Nothing else worked. Let's see GA, AA, counseling, the 80s time machine, Budhaism, meditation, mindfulness...

Lover959 "I know I have been living in darkness for 20 years. I have not made time for God. It's time I give an hour a week with all the degening I have time for."

Newday "Ronald said he is not giving another dollar to the Catholic Church after that news broke"

Lover959 "It's humans that create evil not the church or it's teachings. [b]God created us in his perfect image. We decided to shun paradise and sin. We are born with original sin. It's in our nature to fall. We have to constantly get back up and ask to be forgiven"

Newday "Look here at the syllabus. Confession is Tuesday."
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Old 09-02-2018, 10:22 AM   #1005
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Lover959 "Hey Ronald this is $&@$$. I had reprogrammed my phone. Can you still do the deal?"

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Ronald "Sure. I can get it back by 10/31"

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Lover959 "Yeah"
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Old 09-02-2018, 10:23 AM   #1006
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Poolside


Newday "Holy ****. How **** you going to swing that?"

Lover959 "a lot of praying"
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Old 09-18-2018, 01:14 PM   #1007
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r u alive
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Old 09-18-2018, 08:54 PM   #1008
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r u alive
Yeah. I started a new thread. I'm going pro.

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Old 11-10-2018, 10:30 PM   #1009
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Newday "You have to get out of here. I don't care if you get $125 free play on Monday."

Lover959 "What about tonight?"

Newday "You are in no condition to drive. Leave and find another way in the morning."

Lover959 ... Sob ...

Newday "Listen. You can help people with addictions. You have all those friends in the all those programs. You have been to hell and back. You can stop it right here and be beacon for the world. It can get worse. You have your freedom"

Lover959 "I'm going to meditate and fall asleep to this tonight. I guess this will be a good link for others out there suffering since my last post. I have no business on this site"

https://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/alcoh...-audio-version

Peace Out

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Old 11-13-2018, 10:36 PM   #1010
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Stutter Step

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Lover959 "I'm going to have to miss next week's payment. We need to talk about renogiating my payments. I can add XXXX to last payment. Sorry man. It's just a stutter step"

Ronald "Wait. What is the new payment schedule"

Lover959 "XXXX every 2 weeks for 3 more payments after next week"

Ronald "Add XXXX to that last payment"


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Old 01-01-2019, 01:00 AM   #1011
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Old 01-14-2019, 08:42 PM   #1012
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Monday

Bartender - Waitress - look of exasperation

Lover959 "Hi! I'm hungry and lonely. You got that cup of minestrone?"
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Old 01-18-2019, 09:59 PM   #1013
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Highland Village, Texas

Torchy's Tacos Urinal

Lover959 "God help me. Give me a sign. I don't want to go back out tonight"

Bar
Cellphone Buzz
Boss
"We need to have a one on one next week"

Newday "Oh ****. Not at the bar.

Lover959 "****. ****. I can't help it!! It's just couple tears" Ok I'm done

Newday "Yeah. Just grab one of those napkins pretend you have allergies. Don't look up!"

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Old 01-18-2019, 10:19 PM   #1014
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Jeep

Lover959 Ballin

Newday "The good news is you did not have this breakdown in the bar and you only had one drink. You are not driving to OK. Your body can't take it and if you start, you are going to be a wreck next week. Take a few deep breaths. Dry your tears and let's take a little walk in this village mall and drive back home."

Lover959 "ok ok"

Newday "Let's get early tomorrow and work out out. Forget about the past. It will be a new day"

Lover959 "yes. I forget about all the stupid impulsive **** I did. I feel better. There are always new days, new opportunities, new chances to love and live again"
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Old 02-11-2019, 07:37 PM   #1015
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Lover959 "I'm just calling to check when my electricity going to be shut off"

Monique "I'm sorry for your frustration but let me see if I can help you with that"

Lover959 "It's not your fault girl. I gotta stop going to the casino. Haha."

Monique "Would you like text alerts on your account?"

Lover959 "Yeah. Yeah. How long before my electrify is shut off?"

Monique "You are now signed up for text alerts."

Lover959 "Ok"

Monique "Your bill is due on the 18th and you have 10 days for disconnect notice"

Lover959 "But I'm past due for last month"

Monique "Well you know you have to pay an extra disconnection fee."

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Old 02-14-2019, 04:40 PM   #1016
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lol
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Old 02-14-2019, 08:40 PM   #1017
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lol
Today's Conversation

Jorge (Very Flamboyent) "Rip Off Payday loans, where you can get your checks cashed and your tax refund 10 days early!"

Lover959 "Hey, Hey Jorge. I left message earlier. I need to make a payment. I don't want to go to jail."

Jorge (Very Flamboyment) "I have to transfer you to the automated line"

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Old 02-17-2019, 11:29 PM   #1018
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Dina (from GA) "Hey Lover. You been doing Ok?"

Lover959 "Hi Hi. I'm really worried.. I only have $280 for groceries this week"

Click

Lover959 "I want eat sushi with my brahs!! Your ****ing meetings don't help!!!"

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Old 02-17-2019, 11:35 PM   #1019
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Old 02-17-2019, 11:58 PM   #1020
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Funny stuff. The phone call was better than the interview, imo.
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Old 02-18-2019, 12:05 AM   #1021
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The refi vid was funny too.
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Old 02-19-2019, 08:10 PM   #1022
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The refi vid was funny too.
I owe Ronald $1500. You know Ronald. He lives in Arlington with his mom and his grandmother gave him 500k. He used to stake me. I mention him in my threads.

I don't know why you would let a gambler borrow money. Some players justify it by letting a degen stay in the big game. Have you ever lent a poker player money? You should never lend a grown adult money. They got serious emotional issues that only need to resolved through trauma.

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Old 02-26-2019, 09:36 PM   #1023
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Any adult you lend money to you should assume it's never coming back, especially if:
1) to a woman
2) to a gambler
3) for a business.
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Old 04-04-2019, 06:50 PM   #1024
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Disintegration



On a cloudy dreary day a white Samoyed covered in dirt and rain crawls out from the forest. His master looks at him in sadness and guilt for not taking care of his beloved canine. The Samoyed looks back at his owner in distrust

Lover959 "Ahhh!!! My heart is racing!!"

Newday "Mine would be to if I lost 7k in one night"

Lover959 "I had a dream about Frosty!! You think The OG had a pet in middle school?"

Newday "lol! I doubt it. He moved a lot. What do you think it means?"

Lover959 "My selfish and self hatred is so bad that I can't take care of or love any other being or animal"

Newday "I guess your back out. That's what you told Mike today"

Lover959 "Madness. This is a beast like no other. Prey for all of us"

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Old 04-07-2019, 08:24 PM   #1025
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The Doctor's Opinion



Outside a patio overlooking Lake Lavon

Lover959 "Thanks for meeting me. Mike told me about you. You are retired and dedicate your life to helping men with my problem.

Phil "Yes. Did you read the Chapter"

Lover959 "Yes. I need a psychic change. I have an allergy. Once I start, I can't stop. Abstinence is key. How about my immediate material and physical problems?"

Phil "I don't know about all that. I know what you are experiencing right now is a tidal wave behind you. The good news is there is a solution. My job is is to go through The Big Book and introduce to you a new way of living. What you are doing now and have done for last 20 years is not working."

Lover959 "I will go to any length."
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