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12-07-2009 , 03:54 PM
drama itt

12-07-2009 , 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Absolution
True. UG is BB:

PokerStars, $5/10 Hold'em Cash Games, 6 Players

Board:
BB: $765.50
UTG: $529
UTG+1: $400
CO: $447
Button: $359.50
SB: $2,054

Dealt to UTG+1 K K

Pre-flop:
(1 folds), UTG+1 raises to $20, (3 folds), BB calls $10

Flop: ($45) 3 Q 8 (2 Players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets $10, BB raises to $20, UTG+1 calls $10

Turn: ($85) A (2 Players)
BB bets $20, UTG+1 calls $20

River: ($125) 3 (2 Players)
BB bets $20, UTG+1 calls $20

Results:
BB Showed 4 6
UTG+1 Showed K K
UTG+1 wins $162

Obviously standard every street I will be told. Pre-flop = Abs sucks and ug has huge edge so he can defend 60%+. Flop = dry flop and Abs is a folding machine, especially early position. Rest of the hand plays itself since if you're on the money burning train, you might as well ride it out.

Obviously my hand is way worse, but I drama.
BDSFD, imo. River bet looks pretty hopeless, but I don't hate any street in a vacuum. The trouble is that he's already got 48 combos of gutshots to semibluff with, and all of his fake outs (J, T, and 9) give you pairs or draws, so you'll get to the river too often.

I don't want to get in the middle of your hugfest, and the $10/20 games are worse with you guys in them, but I kinda like playing with both of you, now that I've started putting volume in.
12-07-2009 , 04:03 PM
Ya, GB, I had one money burner against you as well with the QJ when I hit straight vs your full house. That was straight fancy play by me. I think there was at least one other. Games are definitely interesting with you guys in it.

Also, I understand his thinking in the 64s hand and I'm sure if I hit every backdoor draw for 200K hands I'd play the same.
12-07-2009 , 04:08 PM
why the hell is this boog guy bum hunting me when I am starting tables?

boog1317 [observer]: why wont u play me heads up
boog1317 [observer]: if u dont answer ill keep sitting with u
12-07-2009 , 04:13 PM
Abso, I think you have a point about my 64s hand... I should have repped something big pre-flop and taken it from there. 3-betting pre really scares the crap out of ppl, as you demonstrated here...

Poker Stars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is CO with 2 2
2 folds, Hero raises, 2 folds, BB 3-bets, Hero calls

Flop: (6.5 SB) 9 6 K (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls

Turn: (4.25 BB) 9 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls

River: (6.25 BB) J (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls

Final Pot: 8.25 BB
BB shows 8 Q (a pair of Nines)
Hero shows 2 2 (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
Hero wins 8.1 BB
(Rake: $3.00)



But Abso is not the type of player to make the same mistake twice. Sick play 3 minutes later as he pulls the rug out from under me and saves himself some big bets by getting the spew in early instead of saving it for the big streets like usual.

Poker Stars $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BTN with 4 4
2 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BB calls

Flop: (8.5 SB) T T 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls

Turn: (6.25 BB) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (6.25 BB) 7 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls

Final Pot: 8.25 BB
BB shows 2 2 (two pair, Tens and Deuces)
Hero shows 4 4 (two pair, Tens and Fours)
Hero wins 8.15 BB
(Rake: $2.00)

Last edited by Unguarded; 12-07-2009 at 04:13 PM. Reason: i think he just missed a c/r in hand 2... giving him too much credit
12-07-2009 , 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La Peste
why the hell is this boog guy bum hunting me when I am starting tables?

boog1317 [observer]: why wont u play me heads up
boog1317 [observer]: if u dont answer ill keep sitting with u
Just tell him it's because he plays well and he'll probably leave you alone. I mean, is he good? I've found that when you compliment another player, they typically take it fairly well.
12-07-2009 , 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La Peste
why the hell is this boog guy bum hunting me when I am starting tables?

boog1317 [observer]: why wont u play me heads up
boog1317 [observer]: if u dont answer ill keep sitting with u
He did that for me too. I think he got the message though when I told him I didn't wanna play anyone competent with the mammoth rake at 3/6...
12-07-2009 , 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantBuddha
Just tell him it's because he plays well and he'll probably leave you alone. I mean, is he good? I've found that when you compliment another player, they typically take it fairly well.
So that works better than asking him if he is ******ed?
12-07-2009 , 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La Peste
So that works better than asking him if he is ******ed?
You insult them if you want them to play you forever. And tilt. I told BabyBudda that he couldn't spell, and now he wants HUHUspewmatches all the time. I did learn that his name is not BabyBuddha, but rather BabyButter. Which is gross.
12-07-2009 , 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantBuddha
You insult them if you want them to play you forever. And tilt. I told BabyBudda that he couldn't spell, and now he wants HUHUspewmatches all the time. I did learn that his name is not BabyBuddha, but rather BabyButter. Which is gross.
that would be an epic matchup! If it was buddha.
12-07-2009 , 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantBuddha
You insult them if you want them to play you forever. And tilt. I told BabyBudda that he couldn't spell, and now he wants HUHUspewmatches all the time. I did learn that his name is not BabyBuddha, but rather BabyButter. Which is gross.
lol but it's also hilarious
12-07-2009 , 04:35 PM
must really suck having babybudda sitting with u all the time!
12-07-2009 , 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unguarded
Abso, I def didn't comment on anything involving u, but it's not at all surprising that u think it had something to do w/ u since somehow everything I post or do at a poker table when u r nearby is extremely important always always and somehow very very dark and evil. Also, u prolly were down 10-20 BBs so u needed a scapegoat. My point is that when u r such a hopeless chat tilter that u r perma-self-banned and u dont even know wtf is going on in a conversation keep it to urself. Also, u missed like 10 "no u" + his retorts back to back at one point.
Reading this drama is fun. Can you start spelling out words like "you" and "your" though? It makes for a more enjoyable read. kthx
12-07-2009 , 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La Peste
why the hell is this boog guy bum hunting me when I am starting tables?

boog1317 [observer]: why wont u play me heads up
boog1317 [observer]: if u dont answer ill keep sitting with u
Damned if I know. Let us know though when Isildur starts bumhunting you.
12-07-2009 , 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nchabazam
He did that for me too. I think he got the message though when I told him I didn't wanna play anyone competent with the mammoth rake at 3/6...
ffs, just sit across from him and play the guy. Within 5 hands you'll have a full table anyways if you're starting the table at the right time of the day (make sure all current tables are full and there aren't [m]any 4- or 5-handed tables running.)
12-07-2009 , 05:21 PM
lol I got my first comment from the talker
the only thing I ever said to him was today, after the hand I posted earlier where he spewed like a mofo with air
i said "nh although you might have slightly overplayed it"
now he got all touchy about it
12-07-2009 , 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Such A Card
Reading this drama is fun. Can you start spelling out words like "you" and "your" though? It makes for a more enjoyable read. kthx
i think its funny that u hold someone who plays video games for a living to such high standards at least wait to complain til i start charging u a couple BBs for some videos or something then u own my soul and can talk to me the way ppl talk to all the other ppl who make videos and nobody will care but until then ur pwned n00b roflmao lolamirite roflmao
12-07-2009 , 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La Peste
why the hell is this boog guy bum hunting me when I am starting tables?

boog1317 [observer]: why wont u play me heads up
boog1317 [observer]: if u dont answer ill keep sitting with u
Yeah I got the same thing - he's a pain in the ass

Quote:
Originally Posted by skillgambler
there are no innocent babies
finally some kind of sense itt (even though you hate me and I don't know why but I can't lose anymore sleep over it *sigh*)

Quote:
Originally Posted by daiquiri
lol I got my first comment from the talker
the only thing I ever said to him was today, after the hand I posted earlier where he spewed like a mofo with air
i said "nh although you might have slightly overplayed it"
now he got all touchy about it
Everyone's on the damn rag at the moment - i never get chat/berated (though is suspect that's only cause Sethy doesn't have chat) and all of a sudden it's every session. Plus Abso and UG !
Really chaps it's quite depressing - I had to smoke a joint just to calm down from all this nonsense. Unsportsmanlike conduct. Now kiss and make up.
Actually I don't give a ****.... have at it
12-07-2009 , 06:07 PM
Crossbox, I am not feuding w/ Abso anymore I am feuding w/ Such a Card u were just too happy to notice. But now that I think about it, I said everything I needed to say to Such a Card and am done and this one time u raised me on the turn in such a way and im talking like millionths of a second precision chinese water torture timing i mean u just molested me w/ ur mouse click like u were pulling the sneakiest coolest play ever and then on the river u really had just made this play and i was like omfg greatest play ever but this ass clown had to rub it in so arrogantly i can never forgive them. I had forgotten til now, but u just reminded me somehow and im super pissed so now me and u r at it. Good job.
12-07-2009 , 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Such A Card
ffs, just sit across from him and play the guy. Within 5 hands you'll have a full table anyways if you're starting the table at the right time of the day (make sure all current tables are full and there aren't [m]any 4- or 5-handed tables running.)
Why would I want to play even 5 hands against someone (who is probably better than me at HUHU) when the rake is f'ing huge. Some ******ed fish will sit in 2 minutes anyways.
12-07-2009 , 06:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by daiquiri
I think I might have managed to tilt thetalker
Like that's hard.
12-07-2009 , 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unguarded
Abso, I def didn't comment on anything involving u, but it's not at all surprising that u think it had something to do w/ u since somehow everything I post or do at a poker table when u r nearby is extremely important always always and somehow very very dark and evil. Also, u prolly were down 10-20 BBs so u needed a scapegoat. My point is that when u r such a hopeless chat tilter that u r perma-self-banned and u dont even know wtf is going on in a conversation keep it to urself. Also, u missed like 10 "no u" + his retorts back to back at one point.
If I never missed ever, I would be much less angry than this post seems to be.
12-07-2009 , 06:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unguarded
Abso, some context please...

Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BB with 8 7
1 fold, BTN raises, 1 fold, Hero calls

Flop: (4.5 SB) A 8 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets, Hero raises, BTN 3-bets, Hero calls

Turn: (5.25 BB) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets, BTN raises, Hero 3-bets, BTN caps!, Hero calls

River: (13.25 BB) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets, Hero calls

Spoiler:
Final Pot: 15.25 BB
BTN shows Td Qs (two pair, Eights and Fives)
Hero shows 8d 7h (a full house, Eights full of Fives)
Hero wins 14.75 BB
(Rake: $1.00)
He was on a diet and didn't need to eat those extra 18 bacon cheeseburgers?
12-07-2009 , 06:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La Peste
why the hell is this boog guy bum hunting me when I am starting tables?

boog1317 [observer]: why wont u play me heads up
boog1317 [observer]: if u dont answer ill keep sitting with u
He only plays 2-3 handed, imo, seems to leave on his BB when it gets 4 handed or more.
12-07-2009 , 09:01 PM
I'd just like to mention that everyone loves the situation.


I pity those of you who don't have US TV in your backwards countries.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWRXZWGzzI

      
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