>22,000 hands this week. That would be a record for me. No I am not proud of that.... Seriously need to find a legal job.

I seem to remember Slimfast being a pain in the ass

But yeah, i think your better off seeking fish than avoiding regs

Anyone play with Monique23? First time I saw someone play poker to try and pick up guys.

Started off by saying hello when she (IDK if this really is a SHE) sat down and being polite to the table inhabitants I responded with polite conversation. In the course of 5 minutes she talked about where she was from, gave her age and mentioned she just left her boyfriend (WTF?!). Then she kept prompting me to "ask her anything". I stopped chatting pretty quickly as it was getting old fast and once she saw no one was cooperating with freindly chat she got up and left.

I don't play much but that's a first for me in online poker

LOL!

She sat at one of my tables for a second, said something like "how are you fellas?" (wish i could find the chat) then when no one replied she imediatly got up and left b4 ever playing a hand.

I was thinking 'WTF?' . . .

Me too. She's obviously a gimmick.

Thing is she sat down with $200 and proceeded to lose some of it with bad play while chatting. So it's an expensice gimmick. Wonder who the gril in the avatar really is.

that is my child

eh?!

Slimmy is so terrible. I don't mind him sitting at my tables because he is so fit or fold postflop and I love 3-betting him light and taking it down with 1 bet on the flop.

While it is better to "avoid" him, he'll inevitably find his way onto one of your tables.

Monique is my home girl. I've sat with her a numerous amount of times. I always chat her up while I proceed to take her money. And yes, she will leave if no one talks to her. Strange indeed, but I like chatting because it is fun. She always says "Ask me anything!" and I was like "what r u wearing?" it was epic! I also asked her if she took it in the ass and she said yes, I think. Haha. I'm a bad person.

they might suck to you but paul and playfaster are in the top 3 biggest winners at 1/2

top 5 players in terms of BB (min 40k hands) were absolution hendry00 ravballz mommaboone and roddy in that order.

who are u btw? ^^

Trying to find out the sexual preferences of 45 year old fat men doesnt make you a bad person imo

Hard to believe that playfaster is one of the top winners....by the way, what is the deal with playing shortstacked, he starts wtih like $20 at the 2-4 tables.

confirmed busto

hahaha... thats because 'she' is a 45 yr old fat homosexual male, who is probably being hunted down by Shaq

yo anyone know any resources for transitioning from playin only 6max nl 50nl and 100nl to learning 2/4 or 3/6 limit shorthanded?

watch deucescracked videos, play lots of 50/1, move to 1/2 quickly

I'd read the stox book, watch some coaching videos and post some hands.

Pretty insane Roland. How many tables you playing at a time? Also yeah get a job I am sick of playing with you. Also also what is the deal with the donk betting? You have donked into me like crazy this last week.

8-tabeling.
As for the donking I gave a quick answer in the other thread. But to add to that I should also note that i have been playing with you at the end of my session so the lost track of the action is probably especially true. But I actually noticed (since you mentioned it) that I have actually been donking more lately. No, it is not some new theory, I just think I have subconsciencely developed a leak.

Have I donked into you in a hu pot at all? I hope not.

Oops, I didn't mean to help you get better. haha

I think it's usually multiway, yes. I do think you have done it once or twice HU, could be wrong.

thanks, stars! (and no, the answer is not "fold preflop")


Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is UTG with 3 3
Hero raises, MP 3-bets, 2 folds, SB caps!, 1 fold, Hero calls, MP calls

Flop: (13 SB) 3 6 5 (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, MP calls, SB 3-bets, Hero caps!, MP calls, SB calls

Turn: (12.5 BB) Q (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, MP calls, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, MP folds, SB caps!, Hero calls

River: (21.5 BB) Q (2 players)
SB bets all in, Hero calls

Final Pot: 22.25 BB
Hero shows 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Queens)
SB shows Q Q (four of a kind, Queens)
SB wins 21.75 BB
(Rake: $1.00)

Yeah, there's still good games to be had out there.

PokerStars Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with ,
UTG raises, 1 fold, CO calls, 1 fold, The Table Fish calls, Hero calls

Flop: (8 SB) , , (4 players)
The Table Fish checks, Hero checks, UTG bets, CO calls, The Table Fish raises, Hero calls, UTG calls, CO calls

Turn: (8 BB) (4 players)
The Table Fish checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, CO calls, The Table Fish 3-bets, Hero calls, UTG calls, CO calls

River: (20 BB) (4 players)
The Table Fish bets, Hero calls, UTG calls, CO calls

Total pot: $144 (24 BB) | Rake: $3

Results:
The Table Fish had 5, K (one pair, Kings).
Hero had 9, Q (straight, King high).
UTG mucked J, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
CO mucked 10, K (two pair, Kings and tens).
Outcome: Hero won $141

anyone played the weekly $215 FL on stars? i have a bunch of FPPs to spend and kind of want to play a limit donkament, but the field looks sort of tough.

might just play sunday wan mirrion instead

He's well acquinted with this move, I assure you...

Having quit a legal job a year ago, no...you don't...