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Dealer: Game #30212419199: LolDnkaments wins pot ($368) with a full house, Fives full of Deuces
sunpharm: lucky donkey
LolDnkaments: what r u wearing
sunpharm: lol chump
LolDnkaments: what r u wearing
sunpharm: ur so awful
LolDnkaments: what r u wearing
sunpharm: total donk
LolDnkaments: what r u wearing
sunpharm: lol idiot
LolDnkaments: what r u wearing
Dealer: Game #30212546092: LolDnkaments wins pot ($359) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
sunpharm: donkey
LolDnkaments: what r u wearing
sunpharm: u suck
LolDnkaments: what r u wearing
sunpharm: too dumb
LolDnkaments: what r u wearing
sunpharm: lol what an idiot
LolDnkaments: what r u wearing

07-09-2009 , 04:01 AM

#6952

Mastodon

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 131

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcho

I lolled.

07-09-2009 , 10:12 AM

#6953

La Peste

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,028

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcho

I love this. This is stolen.

07-09-2009 , 12:58 PM

#6954

ColeW123

banned

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,934

skillgambler is awesome.

07-09-2009 , 01:09 PM

#6955

Roland32

veteran

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,010

Quote:

Originally Posted by skillgambler

i did! 4BB up over 1k hands now without raising preflop !

i disagree, everything is funny

no u

Were you on a bet or something? When I was playing with you, that is what I told myself. anyway, of course at the back of my mind, I was like "hope he isn't exploiting something I have no idea about..."

07-09-2009 , 03:02 PM

#6956

Paul Valente

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,925

So . . . . . No bonuses or promotions this month?

Anyone know anything?

07-09-2009 , 03:58 PM

#6957

ColeW123

banned

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,934

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Valente

So . . . . . No bonuses or promotions this month?

Anyone know anything?

what r u wearing?

Last edited by ColeW123; 07-09-2009 at 03:58 PM. Reason: I dunno if there is any. Sorry Paul.

07-09-2009 , 04:01 PM

#6958

skillgambler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 11,730

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roland32

no i just like to limp a lot

07-09-2009 , 04:39 PM

#6959

fdwarrior

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 290

Quote:

Originally Posted by skillgambler

no i just like to limp a lot

did u limp/reraise?

07-09-2009 , 04:49 PM

#6960

DrivingDog

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 475

I like limp-fold to a raise.

Second favourite is raise pf then c/f.

07-09-2009 , 04:59 PM

#6961

kikadell

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10,046

Quote:

Originally Posted by skillgambler

btw, from yesterday:

Dealer: Game #30212419199: LolDnkaments wins pot ($368) with a full house, Fives full of Deuces
sunpharm: lucky donkey
LolDnkaments: no u
sunpharm: lol chump
LolDnkaments: u r
sunpharm: ur so awful
LolDnkaments: no u
sunpharm: total donk
LolDnkaments: u
sunpharm: lol idiot
LolDnkaments: u
Dealer: Game #30212546092: LolDnkaments wins pot ($359) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
sunpharm: donkey
LolDnkaments: u
sunpharm: u suck
LolDnkaments: no u
sunpharm: too dumb
LolDnkaments: no u r
sunpharm: lol what an idiot
LolDnkaments: no u

lol too awesome

07-09-2009 , 06:07 PM

#6962

JeckyllHyding

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 61

Quote:

Originally Posted by sledghammer

Screennames changed to protect my fish

Your screen name is the same as here. BTW, you can play more than 4 hands an hour.

07-09-2009 , 06:08 PM

#6963

BigTime845

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 271

Im gonna be posting in this forum a lot in an attempt to improve my lhe game. Ill be playing 2/4-5/10 on stars under this <<<< name so if anyone has any comments on my play its appreciated.

07-09-2009 , 07:25 PM

#6964

sledghammer

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,120

My very own troll. I really am moving up in the world.

07-09-2009 , 07:53 PM

#6965

Such A Card

adept

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,131

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verno

I did something last night that I have never done before. I reported a guy to Pokerstars for his abusive chat towards me. He told me that he hoped my family got cancer and died, especially my children. My only response back was "reported...". I normally don't care what people say, but I was on extreme monkey tilt all night. I told Stars that he should never again have chat because of what he said.

I had a guy tell me the same thing - hoped my family all got cancer and died and so on. Some people just get off on that stuff. I retorted that I hoped he died and was eaten by homosexual maggots. I then riffed on that theme for a while. After all, if he was going to have fun that way, I wanted to have some fun as well, and at least mine was creative. What he wrote didn't really bother me other than to annoy me that he'd go on with such nonsensical dribble so I figured I'd one-up him. Well, I was the one that ended up with a chat violation, but no chat ban.

I'm pretty sure it was the guy who started the crap who summoned the moderator. When the moderator showed up and admonished the table, the guy who started it all typed in the box that everyone was picking on him and he wanted something done about us. Another guy who had suffered similar beratements pointed the finger at the a-hole, but whatever. For all I know, he got a chat violation as well.

Later on I regretted it though because aside from the berating guy, the other 4 people at the table really shouldn't have to put up with that crap and I made myself just part of the problem. I did get a kick out of writing what I did though.

07-09-2009 , 08:36 PM

#6966

DrivingDog

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 475

Wow and i thought 'lol' was good.

07-10-2009 , 04:42 AM

#6967

crossbox

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,202

After a solid +1200 hands playing 80% "A game" resulting in a very decent +50BB (some of it due to getting in position on one of the most charitable fish i've encountered) - a certain reg at 2/4 completely mugged me of it all in the space of half an hour. Every time hitting either runner/runner or 6 or less outs. And after one player does that to you 6 times at the same table, it's all of a sudden open season for everyone to call you down with air (and then hit). I don't ever get mad - but I very nearly pealed my own face off in the middle of my living room.
I understand +50 swings happen, stay away from the regs, etc, etc. And I show due respect to the ones who deserve it. But this maggot from "St Petersburg" isn't a great player. He/she is just my kryptonite.

So my question is - who is your nemesis? How do you deal with them?

07-10-2009 , 06:00 AM

#6968

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 17,507

My only weaknesses are hungry and sleepy

07-10-2009 , 06:19 AM

#6969

crossbox

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,202

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

My only weaknesses are hungry and sleepy

Yeah but you're a legend - I'm talking from a very mortal perspective here

07-10-2009 , 06:40 AM

#6970

henholland

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 3,397

Quote:

Originally Posted by crossbox

So my question is - who is your nemesis? How do you deal with them?

K1ing_Charles is mine

And I try to play with him as much as possible, cause he ows me a couple of thousand sklansky $$

07-10-2009 , 07:08 AM

#6971

DonkeyOnTilt

adept

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,002

I couldn't beat skillbgambler if I could see his cards.

07-10-2009 , 08:30 AM

#6972

skillgambler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 11,730

Quote:

Originally Posted by fdwarrior

did u limp/reraise?

no i just limp-called my whole range. didnt want to deal with balancing my raising range

Quote:

Originally Posted by henholland

K1ing_Charles is mine

And I try to play with him as much as possible, cause he ows me a couple of thousand sklansky $$

he used to be mine too, but i found a way to beat his silly ass: have him to your left, raise any2 on the button and SB, run hot

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonkeyOnTilt

I couldn't beat skillbgambler if I could see his cards.

QFT

07-10-2009 , 09:46 AM

#6973

crossbox

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,202

Quote:

Originally Posted by skillgambler

he used to be mine too, but i found a way to beat his silly ass: have him to your left, raise any2 on the button and SB, run hot

I have dreams of doing this to yu 239

Maybe instead of hand swaps / pairings someone could set up a villains thread where we trade off and fleece each others villains?

Last edited by crossbox; 07-10-2009 at 09:47 AM. Reason: sp

07-10-2009 , 09:52 AM

#6974

skillgambler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 11,730

Quote:

Originally Posted by crossbox

I have dreams of doing this to yu 239

Maybe instead of hand swaps / pairings someone could set up a villains thread where we trade off and fleece each others villains?

who are u? oh and bad idea imo