ROR.

i find strip clubs to be very frustrating. if im hungry, the last thing i think id enjoy or pay for is a nice steak to be dangled just out of my reach, but where i could see it, smell it, and almost taste it.

Never been to one. I prefer online pr0n.

yeah I never understood that either
we don't really have the kind of strip clubs here than over there though, here strippers are more like decorations for some of the standard nightclubs, and they don't do lap dances and **** just dance on the stage while the crowd is partying
there may be a few american style ones here and there but not very common
I mean if someone wants to pay for stuff like that he might as well pay a little more and go all the way

or learn to spit game and get it all for free.

i went to saphirre's for my 21st. My friends bought me a ton of lap dances and it just ended in me being disappointed. Ya the girls were hot but getting fake boobs rubbed all over my face was just frustrating. I prefer the girl next door kinda look anyways, stippers' smiles are just too fake.

I don't know about you guys but I don't go to strip club looking to get laid. While most of the girls that do extra from my knowledge are European. I am more interested in the young mix latin, black chicks. Most of them are still under 21 doing it part time to either support school or there family. It funny that a lot of people think that just because you have money they will come home with you. These girl are constantly having rich guys giving them hundreds at a time trying to buy there attention. They probably the hardest group of girls to bring home. Don't believe me? here a true embarrassing story

One time I was in the back with Caribbean chick forgot her nationality. After going there several time we got to know each other pretty well. Anyway we were in the private just chilling, drinking champagne. One thing led to another and she was willing to come "chill" at my house. Anyway just happen to be my luck where I lost my keys while I was staying at a friend house that time, at the time I was still searching for houses to rent. Him and his wife wouldn't pick up. I thought it was no big deal, there a bunch of hotel we could go to. So after her grabbing her stuff at home she follow me. Saw holiday inn and park and I get this look She got really offended that I thought she was that kind of girl? I was like wtf stripper with class. To this day I wonder she would had agree had I brought her to a 5 star hotel.

Anyway I don't go as much as before and even when I do I prefer to enjoy the music, smoking a cigar, and enjoying life.

i don't get it. what was she thinking when she agreed to go chill at your house?

something is missing in that story imo

Who is the fish in these 100/200 games currently running?

LOL at 3 100/200 tables running with the exact same players on them.

i was wondering the same thing, been going for hours. All of them are > $100k winners so idk. i would guess yanek may be the weakest but idk

Just balance for the 364 days a year they button steal, seat jump, open up 32 tables and all sit out and everything else they do

Told me she wasn't that kind of girl. She wasn't comfortable staying at a hotel. Probably didn't want to be judge?

who is considered to be the best limit player on stars? jama-dhama?

Quaternion, otterkopf, stick, brazzmonkey, jama, heisenberg, kpr, etc. There is no even near unanimous #1

Lol dude almost no girls want to go to a hotel. Even if she was down and wanted to do you taking her to a hotel sketched her out. You didn't say you told her that you lost your keys to your place and had to go to a hotel (which is ridiculous) so since you didn't warn her I assume when you guys pulled up she was like "wtf... this guy is a loser". And yes if you woulda taken her to a 5 star your chances would've been a lot better... but not as good as taking her back to a home and having another drink and some kind of excuse to be there like hanging out in the living room or showing her the pad.

so have these guys prepped by doing tons of extensive analysis of hands and going over the best play to make in a gadgillion situations?

I imagine this kind of preparation done by Heisenberg but I get an image of DrElo just chain smoking up a storm and cussing at his monitor "**** it! i'm raising."

That exactly the point I am trying to make, not all stripper are whore. I actually told her at her house I lost my key but she thought I said something else. I was just unlucky that night o well.

forgot some other obvious ones, zzeig, dr olson, tpirahna, kobeyard, elo..... There really are a lot of really good players.

forgot ted forest

The best limit player is icantakeu IMO

Makes sick call downs with jack high

nobody, yanekk not close to a fish ... it was just a tough and very very monkey game all around, I enjoyed it

St1ck is the best, counting everything. When the question is who actually plays the best, stick is there but there are some players that haven't been named and who don't play a ton but are right there with him.



I'm just a button clicker. I'm not insulting myself, there are some really good button clickers out there. Some other players try to quantitatively break down the game more, I think.

But that guy has the HU-tilt-factor, he plays so slow (no surprise with his 100 other tables running).

damn that freaking tagfish always ran well against me in .5/1. Whatever I haven't seen him lately anyways. His stats look ok but I remember his postflop play being super screwball so I mark him as a fish.

Ya I don't doubt your skillz, you obviously has them. But I just have a hard time picturing you doing session reviews and working out hand ranges and optimal lines while I imagine most nosebleed limit players running some crazy advanced stove-like software analyzing every situation they were in all day and having crazy detailed notes like in onenote or some other application on a 2nd or 3rd screen.

i've never really played with pokerstove or did hand range calculations

most of my plays are done on "what have i seen a million times before in this situation" analysis results

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