***Official Stars Regs Thread*** - Page 1007 - Small Stakes Shorthanded Poker

I'm not using anything, someone posted the full chart (from bronze to sne) earlier this year ITT which I had saved, now I just copied the relevant part from it

11-14-2010 , 02:56 PM

#25152

Hood

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 6,895

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28...-chart-683086/

does assume you are SN at beginning of year

11-14-2010 , 06:07 PM

#25153

CoreySteel

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,894

Quote:

Originally Posted by 175503

Real quick what's standard RB% on stars assuming you start with SN and hit like 400k VPPs?

I looked on fpppro but didn't find a calculator that I thought would give it?

You didn't look good enough

http://www.fpppro.com/pokerstars-vip...calculator.php

This calc says 44%.

11-16-2010 , 03:00 AM

#25154

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 17,507

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrElo

This isn't the first time somebody on the internet has told me this, don't know what I'm doing to make people think it!

you look nothing like mclovin imo.

when I play you I picture you as a pumpkin shaped farmer complete with overalls, straw hat, and chewin on hay

little know fact, thats actually how he was dressed what I met him in Vegas

11-16-2010 , 03:18 AM

#25155

ZOMG_RIGGED!

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 17,507

11-16-2010 , 03:25 AM

#25156

ICanHold9Donuts

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,170

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoreySteel

Don't want to break it to you guys but..
Normal in USA = Fat in Europe

People are skinnier in Europe because it's the only way to get the shirts to fit.

11-16-2010 , 03:55 AM

#25157

Unguarded

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,738

I picture Elo as a young, white Reggie Miller because I am so creative.

11-16-2010 , 04:02 AM

#25158

sledghammer

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,120

What bonus is this? I can't find anything about a reload bonus anywhere.

11-16-2010 , 04:12 AM

#25159

La Peste

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,028

Hey wads next time you feel the urge to talk **** at the table, I just wanted to let you know...thanks for the monies I will be rubbing it on and all around my titties.

Also, I wasn't aware you were trying to earn a trainwreck badge. Congratulations on almost getting there. I have confidence in you bud.

11-16-2010 , 04:13 AM

#25160

La Peste

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,028

Quote:

Originally Posted by sledghammer

What bonus is this? I can't find anything about a reload bonus anywhere.

It's just a pointless freeroll. Procede with the cashout imo.

11-16-2010 , 04:19 AM

#25161

jph0424

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,564

Quote:

Originally Posted by sledghammer

What bonus is this? I can't find anything about a reload bonus anywhere.

Sick thinly veiled brag

11-16-2010 , 09:16 AM

#25162

gnalf

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 476

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColeW123

Nope, you guys are wrong. I'm always going to be skinny. It will stay! I eat well, that's the key.

I was 6'1 and 170.
that was 30 months ago, then I quit smoking
now I am 6'1 and 250.

do you smoke?

11-16-2010 , 09:20 AM

#25163

175503

banned

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,427

Quote:

Originally Posted by La Peste

Hey wads next time you feel the urge to talk **** at the table, I just wanted to let you know...thanks for the monies I will be rubbing it on and all around my titties.

Also, I wasn't aware you were trying to earn a trainwreck badge. Congratulations on almost getting there. I have confidence in you bud.

dick move dude. be wads and dont chat tilt ever

11-16-2010 , 10:13 AM

#25164

zuk1

adept

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 744

Quote:

Originally Posted by ICanHold9Donuts

People are skinnier in Europe because it's the only way to get the shirts to fit.

Shirts are big in America because it's the only way to get the shirts to fit.

On a serious note, I wear medium (and they usually fit perfectly) in the UK so when buying some clothes from USA I ordered medium. They are seriously comparable to an extra large in the UK, and we're fat ****s too so that's saying something.

They were hip hop type clothing so that could have factored into it.

11-16-2010 , 10:17 AM

#25165

daiquiri

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,694

So maybe that's why Schorco's hoodie doesn't fit, they probably sent him an European L not the fatass US version

11-16-2010 , 11:16 AM

#25166

ICanHold9Donuts

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,170

Quote:

Originally Posted by zuk1

Shirts are big in America because it's the only way to get the shirts to fit.
.

No, you have it backwards.

11-16-2010 , 11:20 AM

#25167

ColeW123

banned

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,934

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnalf

I was 6'1 and 170.
that was 30 months ago, then I quit smoking
now I am 6'1 and 250.

do you smoke?

Not anymore, I did from 17-19.

11-16-2010 , 11:40 AM

#25168

La Peste

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,028

Quote:

Originally Posted by 175503

dick move dude. be wads and dont chat tilt ever

no thanks. i'd rather get a real job.

11-16-2010 , 01:30 PM

#25169

DrElo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Wow, I'd love to hate, but that's too funny

oh fwiw Indianapolis is the 14th largest city in the US

Last edited by DrElo; 11-16-2010 at 01:32 PM. Reason: farmer my ass

11-16-2010 , 02:06 PM

#25170

OX45AL

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 568

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnalf

I was 6'1 and 170.
that was 30 months ago, then I quit smoking
now I am 6'1 and 250.

do you smoke?

So you must smoke to stay in good shape, to stay alive.

11-16-2010 , 02:08 PM

#25171

175503

banned

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,427

yes, in fact, the harder the drug, the better you will look. Take meth for example, ever seen a fat person on meth? Of course not.

Last edited by 175503; 11-16-2010 at 02:08 PM. Reason: ITS A ****IN WONDERDRUG

11-16-2010 , 03:09 PM

#25172

OX45AL

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 568

and you will stay skiny after you stop, bc all your teeth will be gone.

11-17-2010 , 01:27 AM

#25173

DrVanNostrin

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,402

Quote:

Originally Posted by La Peste

get better friends?

11-17-2010 , 01:44 AM

#25174

La Peste

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,028

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrVanNostrin

get better friends?

wow, well said

11-17-2010 , 01:54 AM

#25175

sledghammer

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,120

What happened to our lawyers, roland and sethypooh? Did sethy get SNE last year to play like 10 hands this year?

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