I hope this is a level

FYP

Seems like a losing proposition to disagree with a truly great poker player on a site dedicated to poker. Maybe you could break down WWII for me.

1) We aren't getting exactly what we want

2) Give us what we want or else

3) Genocide time

IMO

I share Winston Churchill's opinion when he said, "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."

I share Team America World Police's opinion when they said "the world is full of dicks, pussies and *******s (anuses). Dicks **** (what Ralphie got in trouble for saying in Christmas Story) pussies, but they also **** *******s. If they didn't **** the *******s then the *******s would **** (poop) all over the pussies and then they themselves would be so full of **** (poop) that they would become *******s (anuses)."

Edit: edited a bit so it would make sense with all the censorship. I hope explaining what censored word I may have used does not violate posting guidlines or something.
Edit: And since I have a degree in Diplomacy and World Affairs I believe you have to accept my opinions as fact.

as an arbiter of good taste, i've decided that anything that is different from what i enjoy most definitely sucks

this includes food, music, movies, and especially places in the world to live

I once beat reaper6788 in a pot of poker and he has a degree in diplomacy and world affairs, so I believe you have to accept my opinions as fact

lies Scorcho! I moved from cheeseburger stakes to double cheeseburgerz before it happened. I checked my vsplayer tab in pokertracker and I am 1-0 in pots against you! You knew better and avoided my after that.

i'm a fraud

btw why don't you ever move up to 2/4? Games are quite soft imo. Just like 1/2.

you must be new here

it'd throw off the balance of the world if i ever moved up permanently

serious answer: i run terrible every time i head up there

One without that_pope, that_poop, or any other variant of you and one with more Tom.

I love you by the way (in the most non Kikadellian way possible).

That sounds annoying.

Iha.vn.oclu: too bad we missed in wwII

also, !!!!!


Poker Stars $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG posts a big blind (1 SB)

Pre Flop: (2.333 SB) Hero is MP with 9 T
UTG checks, Hero raises, 3 folds, BB calls, UTG calls

Flop: (6.333 SB) 4 J 7 (3 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, Hero calls

Turn: (4.667 BB) K (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG folds

River: (6.667 BB) 4 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB folds

Final Pot: 8.667 BB
Hero mucks 9 T
Hero wins 8.333 BB
(Rake: $2.00)

Same Opponent in both hands:


Hand 1: Opponent makes a horrible turn raise w/ 0 fold equity = he gets there

Full Tilt Poker $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 3 players
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Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with K Q
1 fold, Hero raises, BB calls

Flop: (4 SB) K 9 5 (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB calls

Turn: (5 BB) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls

River: (9 BB) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls

Final Pot: 11 BB
Hero mucks K Q
BB shows 8 J (a flush, King high)
BB wins 10.833 BB
(Rake: $1.00)


10 hands later I opt to not make a horrible turn raise w/ 0 fold equity, and I obv brick. Why can't I win hands???

Full Tilt Poker $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is UTG with J T
Hero raises, 1 fold, CO 3-bets, 1 fold, SB calls, 1 fold, Hero calls

Flop: (10 SB) 9 J 2 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets, SB calls, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, SB folds, Hero calls

Turn: (8.5 BB) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls

River: (10.5 BB) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls

Final Pot: 12.5 BB
Hero mucks J T
CO shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
CO wins 12 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

i love clicking that "jump to first new post" button, and then seeing nothing new.

are you saying it cos you never have rebluffs in your flop 3! range or cos villain has blockers?

If I do, its a bigger flush draw or something else that I am checking behind turn...

You should move up in stakes where people don't make bad plays as often.

Maybe I'll just quit poker for the year...might be better.


Full Tilt Poker $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with A A
UTG raises, CO calls, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, BB calls, UTG caps!, CO calls, Hero calls, BB calls

Flop: (16 SB) 4 J 5 (4 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, UTG raises, CO 3-bets, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls

Turn: (14 BB) K (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets, CO raises, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG 3-bets, CO calls all in, Hero calls, BB calls

River: (25.667 BB) 9 (4 players - 1 is all in)
Hero checks, BB bets, UTG calls, Hero calls

Final Pot: 28.667 BB
Hero mucks A A
BB shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
UTG mucks K A
CO mucks 6 J
BB wins 4 BB
BB wins 24.167 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

hard to dodge 9 out of 40 river cards

wow.. I think I've played a hand exactly like that.. My first glance was lol he got 3 more outs and then noticed he had a double gutter. Anyway.. Also I've been told that's a good turn raise.