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12-01-2010 , 08:32 PM
ur mums the only midget i lust after

Last edited by kikadell; 12-01-2010 at 08:32 PM. Reason: shes pretty feisty for a little person
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12-01-2010 , 08:40 PM
I couldn't stop at your mom, your sister was too tempting. 2 midgets> 1 midget
and when they sit on each other's shoulder they are almost as tall as normal women but with twice the number of holes! so awesome
12-01-2010 , 11:15 PM
thailand update: bartender girls are expert connect 4 players, defeat poker players. New goal: learn to play perfect, win free beers.
12-01-2010 , 11:19 PM
i lost 100% of connect 4 games
12-01-2010 , 11:29 PM
One of the bartenders girls almost misclick lost, but saw it just in time and had me beat anyway. Then I played the old dude who owned the bar, I had him board locked and misclicked FTL, so I was 0-x as well. I shall not surrender though!
12-01-2010 , 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by All Apologies
haha I love the personalities of the friends. Uber nit and maniac.
12-01-2010 , 11:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyrocket
i think i just played with the famous merryber, but if only if he sn is merry

she made me feel like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwimc...layer_embedded
like the lil' guy or 50?
12-01-2010 , 11:50 PM
Yahtzee in this thread?
12-01-2010 , 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by anfernee
Yahtzee in this thread?
Connect 4, too.
12-02-2010 , 12:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JDalla
thailand update: bartender girls are expert connect 4 players, defeat poker players. New goal: learn to play perfect, win free beers.
google basic c4 strategy and you'll crush most bargirls

my first night out in thailand with wolf and jr we went to a bar that had wii sports set up along with the usual assortment of games. the girls were unexploitable at wii bowling but jr found some big leaks in their tennis game and was soon double fisting beers and dishing out others to wolf and I. good times
12-02-2010 , 12:46 AM
DVN couldnt beat them after the expert C4 lessons i've given him? I'm very dissapointed . . .
12-02-2010 , 01:00 AM
amazing how bad the 3/6 games are these days guys


Poker Stars $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

Pre Flop: (1.333 SB) Hero is BB with 2 4
4 folds, SB calls, Hero raises, SB calls

Flop: (4 SB) J 3 4 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls

Turn: (3 BB) 4 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls

River: (7 BB) T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

Final Pot: 9 BB
SB mucks 5 7
Hero shows 2 4 (three of a kind, Fours)
Hero wins 8.667 BB
(Rake: $2.00)
12-02-2010 , 03:01 AM
nice lagtard cap

main villain is 32/23/2.5
sandwiched villain is a megatardfish

Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises, 1 fold, CO 3-bets, BTN caps!, SB calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, CO calls

Flop: (17 SB) 6 8 A (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO folds, BTN raises, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, BTN caps!, SB calls, Hero calls

Turn: (14.5 BB) K (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets, SB calls, Hero raises, BTN 3-bets, SB calls, Hero caps!, BTN calls, SB calls

River: (26.5 BB) T (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, BTN calls, SB folds

Final Pot: 28.5 BB
BTN mucks 6 6
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero wins 28 BB
(Rake: $1.00)
12-02-2010 , 03:22 AM
I came! (NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZBHZ...layer_embedded

Last edited by All Apologies; 12-02-2010 at 03:23 AM. Reason: I have a really good vid of Victoria Moore if peeps are interested - more NSFW obv
12-02-2010 , 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted by that_pope
Well the reason I was in the game left, and I am not about to play in a crappy 3 handed game with you.
game was still awesome

Quote:
Originally Posted by JDalla
thailand update: bartender girls are expert connect 4 players, defeat poker players. New goal: learn to play perfect, win free beers.
for real? I won about 60% of connect 4 games, it's all basic random strategy

figured you'd beat it easy there, the girls know correct strategy as far as level wise but if you throw them off with a few random spots they cant grasp what happened
12-02-2010 , 05:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyrocket

for real? I won about 60% of connect 4 games, it's all basic random strategy

figured you'd beat it easy there, the girls know correct strategy as far as level wise but if you throw them off with a few random spots they cant grasp what happened
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Valente
DVN couldnt beat them after the expert C4 lessons i've given him? I'm very dissapointed . . .

clearly DVN and I have work to do in the c4 department.
12-02-2010 , 07:19 AM
dalla and dvn have ****** game selection fwiw
12-02-2010 , 07:32 AM
where you guys at now?
12-02-2010 , 07:38 AM
karon, going to BKK on the 9th
12-02-2010 , 08:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JDalla
thailand update: bartender girls are expert connect 4 players, defeat poker players. New goal: learn to play perfect, win free beers.
new goal: be sure you're first to act and put first chip in middle column

it's a solved game, here's the thesis: http://www.connectfour.net/Files/connect4.pdf
12-02-2010 , 08:27 AM
cool. I'm going to be in bkk for the holidays, though I assume you'll be gone by then. holler if you come to chiang mai
12-02-2010 , 09:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyrocket
game was still awesome
An awesome game for you likely differs a lot for me, a primarily 3/6 player...especially since part of the reason it was awesome may have been because of me (in your 5 hand sample)
12-02-2010 , 10:34 AM
month starting awesome
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
Limit Holdem $3(BB) Full Tilt
($126)
Hero ($364)

Dealt to Hero A 6

Hero raises to $6, calls $3

FLOP ($12) 3 A 9

checks, Hero bets $3, raises to $6, Hero calls $3

TURN ($24) 3 A 9 T

bets $6, Hero calls $6

RIVER ($36) 3 A 9 T Q

bets $6, Hero calls $6

Hero shows A 6
(Pre 58%, Flop 95.3%, Turn 81.8%)

shows 8 J
(Pre 42%, Flop 4.7%, Turn 18.2%)

wins $47.50
12-02-2010 , 10:41 AM
guy is 100/60 Im playing him hu and down 100 bets
he just quit on me
I'm literally trembling from tilt
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