postin gifs and ****.

Just saw a vommercial for a new tv show, Rake. Lead character is a poker degen, it looks like.

Credible?

ok

FLH lives!

In the entire time I've been playing 20 and 30 on Bovada I've yet to encounter one player I would describe as remotely competent.

Played a 6m 10/20 table where it was me and 5 legitimate superfish. Obviously I got massacred.

Had 11k 3 hours ago, feeling good, now have 7600 on this 30/60 table, sitting all alone, after this dude ran supermegaultra hot and then quit me. LOL. What is with these guys steamrolling me for 30 bets in 10 minutes and then quitting?

Someone come play me. Hopefully somebody good, that way I can feel like I'm at least doing something with my life before going busto.

If you can get to LA maybe we should do a conjoined busto mutual stake?

I'm in if I can make it there. Probably would have to hop on and off of trains like a hobo. Throw all of my possessions into a bandana and wrap that **** around a stick.

I'm glad I don't have to make it out to Indiana, unless we were talking about a taco bell franchise (which we could have probably afforded together a year ago)

Isn't there a saying about being able to spot the sucker at the table?

2+2 shoutouts in my games

I am owning these guys so hard

Elo, you would go ape**** if you played on Stars right now. Everyone is playing the same pre-flop, nobody ever folds anything, nobody ever bluffs, everyone checks good hands, etc. All the stuff you hate over and over and over. Plagiarism. Lobby wars. 10 deep waitlists. SimSimmy. You would go on a killing spree. You would never make it out of Canada. Life in prison with no possibility of parole. You wouldn't need a gun. You would be the first serial killer to beat people to death with a mouse. Like some idiot online player is going to be lying back in his chair with a heroin needle in his arm drunk off his ass eyes half open playing 31/22 at 6 tables and you're going to just ambush him. He will not resist. In fact, he will continue playing 31/22 until the killing mouse blow. This may take a couple hours. But it is your destiny.

that sounds so ****ing good right about now

too bad it's 6AM

"In the poker game of life, every player but me is the rake"

This is simultaneously hilarious and depressing.

I don't really get it for some of these dudes. Like, wouldn't you think that, for instance, ZZeigler, (I like him, just putting him in as a placeholder for "really rich reg") is rich enough to spew around/experiment at ****ing 15/30? Like, just on occasion, for fun?

Spewing/"mixing it up" preflop is fun
Bluffing is fun
FPS is fun

to me, anyway. Maybe for nobody else.

But **** Stars, I kinda think I can make more money at 20 and 30 Bovada than anywhere else. This **** is nuts. Where did all the good American LHE players go? Surely not ALL of them moved out. DR OLSON WHERE YOU AT? Playing that lollive? Bovada is even softer than live poker!

though fwiw I'm fairly confident that I already am ape****

80 hours/week 1 or 2 tabling will do that to anybody. Whatever, though, everything else in life is dumb and tedious. Might as well let it fly.

starting to wonder if this is all a troll...

Nope, Elo never trolls.

that would be one dedicated troll job

who am I playing with right now?

you've seen me play a number of hands rather poorly

my mystery 2p2 opponent asked for HU PLS when I sat to make it 3 handed

my response was "lol"

it was actually the first time I've seen "hu pls" on Bovada

the thing I like about anonymous tables is the relative lack of lasting embarrassment when you play like an idiot

I've completely butchered like 10 hands in the last hour, but ain't nobody gonna know it after I leave the table.

THE REVOLUTION STARTS NOW

Mr. 2p2 villain, I knew you were an internet friend from the moment you opened btn, I 3b sb, and you just called with ATs

Elo is on next level ATM, getting people to time bank fold flushes and ****.

lol

I said I had a flush, and he goes "flush from where?"

Flush from where? What is that I don't even ...

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE I CANT BEAT EVEN WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY TIME OUT

that hand was so ******ed I just said **** it and put him on exactly one hand and one hand alone

y u never fastplay in position?