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04-01-2015 , 08:48 AM

Terry "Hulk" Hogan

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The Hulkster's been hiding this secret inside for too long, kids. Professional wrestling is fake, and he want everyone to know!

Also, kids, stop drinking water and training hard. That was all a lie too.

04-01-2015 , 07:44 PM

zikzak

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04-01-2015 , 08:51 PM

Trolly McTrollson

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04-01-2015 , 08:56 PM

luciano27

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Thanks, Obama!

04-02-2015 , 08:00 PM

Howard Beale

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Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

It may be fake but it can still be entertaining. When I was a kid I loved it, and took my mom to see it at Madison Square Garden. If anybody reading this wants to spend some money on a goof pro-'wrestling' live is darn funny.

04-03-2015 , 03:30 AM

HankTheBank

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Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 879

Worry about the DDT Hulkster nothing else "Brother"

04-03-2015 , 05:58 AM

lonely_but_rich

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I remember seeing you and Andre the Giant live in Denver when I was a kid and there was nothing fake about his size or your mustache. Nice April Fools Day joke.

04-03-2015 , 07:52 AM

Terry "Hulk" Hogan

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April Fools, kids! You were all taken in by the Hulkster's tangled web of deception!

04-03-2015 , 08:59 AM

Anais

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Your pony is fake

04-03-2015 , 09:03 AM

#10

King_of_NYC

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So wrastling is real!? I'm so confused

04-03-2015 , 01:11 PM

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spanktehbadwookie

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I'm gonna put this down on the mat for the count....

Scripted is not the same as fake.

04-03-2015 , 01:44 PM

#12

Tien

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Wrestling is real.

They wrestle, they hit each other, jump all over the ring, throw each other all over the arena.

It's as real as my eyes see it to be real.

04-03-2015 , 03:52 PM

#13

Dids

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Mania was super ****ing awesome this year, FYI.

04-03-2015 , 05:17 PM

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PeteMesquite

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If you are older than 15 and/or not a virgin, Mania is never "****ing awesome".

04-03-2015 , 06:00 PM

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spanktehbadwookie

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I guess I could look at it as growing out of wrestling, but I stopped having an interest wrestling roughly the same time I started playing video games; tekken and streetfighter were my faves. So maybe I just wanted the action of scripted fighting, without the soap drama.

04-03-2015 , 08:01 PM

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ctyri

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry "Hulk" Hogan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry "Hulk" Hogan

April Fools, kids! You were all taken in by the Hulkster's tangled web of deception!

04-03-2015 , 08:03 PM

#17

Bladesman87

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry "Hulk" Hogan

Also, kids, stop drinking water and training hard. That was all a lie too.

April Fool or not, I'm still not falling for this.

04-04-2015 , 03:59 PM

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DudeImBetter

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PeteMesquite

If you are older than 15 and/or not a virgin, Mania is never "****ing awesome".

This cannot be emphasized enough.

04-06-2015 , 05:02 PM

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Howard Beale

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04-10-2015 , 11:15 AM

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Anais

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ultimate test of wrestling/political knowledge

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