Time for a positive thread in Unchained. Yay dogs!

I love everybody and I want to give you all a big hug.

i have multiple rodent-dog creatures, thank you very much

I voted for Cinnamon Stick, the Missile Dog!
She was a good little dog!

One time back in her day we were literally chilling in the cube on a scorching hot LA Valley afternoon... but we kept hearing snatches of laughter coming for the living room. It turns out that Cinnamon and one of her uncles son's, who were both just about exactly two years old then, had got locked into the GOAT tug-o-war. That little dog, who was outweighed by about 2-1, had pulled that baby giggling on it's belly, one tug at a time, across about 50' of room.

phill is a good doggie, always willing to fetch a ball or lick the hand of the elites in power.

Well that story got my vote.

The Original Gizmo


Penny






Together, probably a total of one good dog. Separate, each one is mostly a little **** in one aspect or another. Penny barks like crazy, but she's also a cuddler. More often than not she forgets her tongue is out and looks quite silly.

Gizmo just has loads of attitude for a dog. Really clever little fellow. Has taken to pawing at his food lately to make sure it's dead. Also, anything nearby.

Also, Penny and Gizmo are OUR dogs. Thank you very much!

And yet, only one vote between the two of you!

Wait, Gizmo's a dog? But Gizmo is you!

Gizmomo tho

I feel it biased to vote for oneself in such matters. Waiting for all the competitors to have a chance before voting imo.

Tho, more cinnamon stick stories could probably sway me.

Cinnamon stick for president.

The poll software sucks. Why can't I vote for none of the alternatives?

Twins... separated at birth?

So, your dog can climb trees. Kinda cat-ish for my style. Pretty cute tho...

cats>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogs

I wasn't gonna say, but yeah.

Enjoy following your 'best friend' around with a little shovel and a plastic bag to put his turds in.

No Trolly McTrollson option?

BASTARD.

Voted missile daawwwg.

cats and dogs are both great, shut your mouth!

Cinnamon Stick is crushing it!

This.

Well she did find me a job once upon a time.

Back in the beach days, they were building a house right next door to mine. The little Missile was a regular visitor to that job site, especially around 'taco time' (lunch break). She was an invited guest, of course, by both the end customer and contractor... after all, one of her nicknames was "exception to the rules".

I had recently got the boot, ending my career in women's clothing. One day I was down at the local, "looking for work". The Missile had her picture up at this now closed joint. When who should walk in to have lunch... but the contractor for next door. We already know each other through me going over to get the dog.

Anyways... I asked him how the job is going. He says OK... but he was suddenly down a man because one of his crew had disappeared (he thought the dude got deported, turns out later he was on multi-day binger). I said "don't worry, your worker will show up tomorrow". He asked "how do you know?". I answered "because you're looking at him".

Easiest commute ever... the contractor would knock on my bedroom window when it was time to make that long 36 inch walk to work. But the crew was bitter... no more Missile visits at 'taco time'.

And she did score drugs in a bar once... but that's a whole different story. Four years ago today we sent her onward. She was a good little dog.

They're all good doggies, at least I would like to ask each one if they are