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What's Ted Cruz's worst feature?

View Poll Results: What is Ted Cruz's worst feature?

His Face

15 37.50%

His Personality

11 27.50%

His ideas on health care economics

4 10.00%

Everything else

10 25.00%

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02-16-2016 , 08:58 PM

#26

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,839

cankles ftw

02-17-2016 , 12:52 PM

#27

AZMountainHiker

banned

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 901

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

cankles ftw

Yea, that would definitely be high on my list of 30!

02-17-2016 , 01:25 PM

#28

Deuces McKracken

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 9,335

Hate myself for getting caught up in the cankle thing. I judge women's looks, in part, by judging their ankle slimness and this is wholly attributable to my adoption of superficial popular trends in aesthetics. I can't help it. Thanks society. I can even find (somewhat) overweight women attractive, as long as they don't have cankles (the correlation between weight and cankles is not as strong as you probably think).

02-17-2016 , 06:02 PM

#29

AsianNit

banned

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 9,881

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZMountainHiker

We could start a poll to ask what Hildabeast's worst features are, but it would be hard to keep it all on one page. Maybe we could have 3-4 pages, and you could vote for your top 30.

I encourage you to start that thread and would oppose it being deleted or you being banned because of it.

02-17-2016 , 06:17 PM

#30

AZMountainHiker

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianNit

I encourage you to start that thread and would oppose it being deleted or you being banned because of it.

Knowing the leftist lean of the mods, it's a guaranteed ban or deleted thread.

02-17-2016 , 06:21 PM

#31

AsianNit

banned

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Give me a list of at least ten features and maybe I will start the thread for you.

02-17-2016 , 06:38 PM

#32

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,839

Cruz is also surprisingly short and rather pudgy. Even in his cowboy boots he's significantly shorter than the other Repubs.

Talking about a female politician's appearance is prima facie misogynistic, ldo.

02-17-2016 , 06:53 PM

#33

AZMountainHiker

banned

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 901

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianNit

Give me a list of at least ten features and maybe I will start the thread for you.

1) Her cankles
2) Her annoying cackling laugh
3) Her ridiculous pant suits
4) Her inability to tell the truth
5) Her inability to follow federal law on email usage
6) Her ignoring Benghazi resulting in Americans dying
7) Her claiming to be anti-wall street while taking millions from them in speaking fees
8) Her inability to run a ligitimate charity
9) Her claim that she is for women while defending her husband against multiple claims of sexual assault from women
10) Her general smug look

I'm sure there's many, many, more, but this is a good start

02-18-2016 , 12:06 AM

#34

kerowo

lolcat

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 37,190

ERM MER GERD BENGHERZY!!!!!!!!!

02-18-2016 , 12:53 AM

#35

goofball

Beat Nate Silver

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 20,424

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

Cruz is also surprisingly short and rather pudgy. Even in his cowboy boots he's significantly shorter than the other Repubs.

Talking about a female politician's appearance is prima facie misogynistic, ldo.

Yup. And not a man's. DUCY?

02-18-2016 , 04:29 AM

#36

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,839

lol, I'm sure you have a good rationalization.

02-21-2016 , 05:59 PM

#37

Loki

binary duo

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 12,772

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yumbula

Zionist Jew

Quote:

Originally Posted by scroosko

Zionist jew

Huh?

02-26-2016 , 08:14 AM

#38

vhawk01

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 31,866

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

lol, I'm sure you have a good rationalization.

I would guess his rationalization is that he knows that misandry is a word.

02-26-2016 , 10:56 AM

#39

FoldnDark

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,930

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZMountainHiker

What about her CHEEKS! Looks like she's storing food in there.

02-26-2016 , 12:01 PM

#40

asb165

adept

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 731

The fact that he may have been a serial killer operating in Northern California in the late 1960s and early 1970s, targeting victims between the ages of 16 and 29, and subsequently sending a series of taunting letters to the press.