^ Likely never had a penis in years.

Like, inside of him? Work on your insults bub, they're awful.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

poo head

Thinks he is a smarty pants, also he is short.

^ lol Florida

You're not being nice

You're a ****. A complete an utter one. And you smell of ****e.

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Rookie mistake not using cock in an insult. Lol censors. Get it together man.

Was that an insult? It didn't feel like one. You suck at this game.

Your mum's got a cock and you dad's jealous.

Grammar and/or spelling mistakes mid-insult are like 10x worse than stuttering through a punch line. Step your game up.

I'd cover my face too if I forced frogs to blow me.

I've seen my friend chimp **** a goat, sure. But a frog? I don't think so you dirty lying POS! yeah, you are butter, bitch.

Maybe if you hadn't lost all 2 of your balls you'd live in a more affluent suburb.

Lucky you've got a microdick, going by your avatar you're someone with a small dick that likes to insert it in a ring of fire.

Hey poster below me, FU!

Wherever the **** QLD is. Must be nice to be an unknown schmuck living a life of obscure insignificance.

*clap clap clap*

He has masturbated while driving his big rig. He is also wanted in multiple states for kittenacide. If spotted, use caution and please dial 911.

Has a 2+2 account. Lol you dork