The Stupid Conspiracy Theory Thread
06-20-2017
, 11:57 PM
Seth Rich Conspiracies Are Trending A new BOMBSHELL report by a team of INDEPENDENT ACADEMIC investigators has reached some STARTLING conclusions about the MURDER of DNC staffer Seth Rich:
SETH RICH UPDATE: DNC STAFFER MURDERED BY SERIAL KILLER, NOT IN BOTCHED ROBBERY, REPORT CLAIMS
Independent investigators: Seth Rich 'likely' murdered by contract hitman
Report On Murder Of DNC Staffer Seth Rich Speculates ‘Hired Killer’ May Have Done It
Here's the actual report
Who wrote this report? The Profiling Project, a bunch of grad students in forensic psychology at George Washington University. (Paid for by a Republican strategist, of course.)
Some "highlights"
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Seth death was more likely committed by a hired killer or serial murderer
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There may be one (1) photo of the crime scene in which Seth is still located in the street, however PP has been unable to verify the authenticity of this photo. It has been reported (cite) that no bullet casings were found. The crime scene was very organized to the point of being sanitized. This would indicate careful planning on the part of the offender, control of the entry to and exit from the crime scene as well as in-depth understanding of law-enforcement investigative processes.
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That Seth was one of only a handful of non-African decent homicides in D.C., consideration was given to the idea that this could have been a race-motivated attack, however, the crime-scene does not support this theory, as all indications are that this crime was very impersonal and potentially simply “passing by.”
Okay, maybe these are really bright ESL guys. Give 'em a chance. They find that a random robbery is "unlikely." Why?
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This theory requires that Seth would have escalated a robbery into a murder.
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Joel Rich sheds some light on how Seth most-likely would have behaved when confronted by a robber when Joel notes Seth “would not go outside the system” when asked if Seth may have leaked DNC materials. The “system” when confronted by a robber, especially an armed robber, is to concede and give the robber what they want, and certainly not to escalate the situation
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In support of our assertion that the offender has killed before, and is, by the FBI definition, a serial killer, Adams & Pizarro (2014) note that
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As police response times in DC are reported to be over four minutes (120-130 seconds), with a national average of only three minutes (90 seconds), there would certainly seem to have been ample time for a robber to complete their initial task.
Start learning Chinese now. Our society is DONE.
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