Ok, so;
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Originally Posted by JiggyMac
Who let you out of the crate Clovis? Still banging on the rectangle I see.
Here's the amazing thing about Jiffly's 'insult' that Clovis is a dog:
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Originally Posted by JiggyMac
Awwww Clovis, did someone let you out of your crate? Are you done with your nap. Did you go outside to do your business before you started slamming your paws on the keyboard again?
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Even if Clovis wasn't posting actual English sentences, merely posting at all would be amazing for an actual canine. If the posts read "klasjdfnvdsiah;sdlfadjfafjd" and the like, he still had to click multiple buttons to actually reply and submit the post! So, already we're dealing with a level of intelligence and motor dexterity never seen before from a dog.
However, Clovis is posting actual English sentences! I've seen some smart dogs in my day but that would be off the charts by dozens of orders of magnitude.
Let's fully set the scene.
Jiggly has, quite literally, the most intelligent canine ever witnessed, trying to converse with him, and what does he do?
He derides and mocks the creature, and refuses to engage in favor of the oh so much more important task of POSTING RIGHTWING SJW UTUUBZ!
Incredible.
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Originally Posted by JiggyMac
Hey, back in your crate! Don't you have a peer-review journal to chew up? Bad dog, no biscuit.
Now, does Jibby actually think Clovis is an actual canine? Probably no.
Does anybody else think Jicky thinks Clovis is an actual canine? Also, probably no.
But, in one of the more bizarre examples I've ever seen, this illustrates just how little he thinks (which, to be fair, could still be ALL his thinking) anything through before he posts, even something that could and should be an easy 'joke' or 'insult'. Of all the ways to express his idea, he picked the one that required him to look the most ridiculous. The working component and main moving part of his 'insult' is that he himself is so intellectually incurious and bankrupt that when faced with an actual canine that can operate a computer and type coherent English, he is completely flummoxed. Intellectual curiosity just doesn't look like anything to him.
2 other thoughts:
1. I wonder if all those rural UFO sightings actually happened, and an alien touched down to make first contact but, upon being accused of talking like a 'lefty f*g' and hearing the human scream 'MAGA' over and over, it simply said F IT and went off to find another planet with potentially intelligent life.
2. I wonder if Jibbly has ever even tried to analyze anything as thoroughly as I have half-assedly here with his lame and failed 'joke'. I've officially given up on convincing people that, hey, thinking can sometimes be fun.