Spank
Foldn
swissmiss
Chezlaw
Brian The Mick
AlexM
DiB
sputnik
JohnyCrash
thekid345

I would like to see how people rank them. I just threw thekid345 in there because he has caused some fuss recently.

Alex and spank are banned from this thread, others are welcome.

Whoa, Brian the Mick is easily the best of that bunch. If I were Irish and named Brian, I'd be insulted.

Best
Brain the Mick

Second best who probably said dumb stuff but I can't pretend to care really
DiB

People who say dumb things, but take them back later, kind of
swissmiss
Chezlaw

Likely bigoted people who say dumb things and never take them back
sputnik
JohnyCrash
thekid345

Complete frauds who whine a lot
Spank
AlexM

Ugh, this guy
Foldn


I feel like we should be passing this around on notebook paper during PE, but I still enjoyed it.

I almost broke out a spreadsheet and started developing a multicatagory ranking system but really they're almost all pretty equally bad.

All I know about Brian is that he was bad at one point and I ignored him and every time I've opted to read a post of his it seemed bad, but he seems a few steps up from the rest.

DIB is still the nut low for me because of the super creepy Gizmo stuff. The rest are all the part of the same pot of dicksludge.

Big little bitches ITT

PS - Dids, riddle me this: How do you all manage to maintain constant eye contact with each other during your disgusting three-ways? Like, an eye for each partner or something?

You've gotta be the most feeble, worthless white knight of all time.

Woot a conformist thread. Paul if i promise to agree with you on every point will i be spared from the next attempt at shaming?

He's definitely better than the rest, IMO the only reason he's bad at all is because he has this annoying habit of framing his posts like there's some hidden meaning/point that you can figure out if you're as smart as him (usually he's just saying nothing).

Spank used to be at the top of the list for me, but now that everyone's ignoring him it's pretty funny to watch him desperately trying to get attention.

Foldn is probably the worst for me because he continuously comes at you with terrible logic whilst claiming that everyone is being close-minded and he's trying trying to have a thought-provoking conversation. Add that to how desperately he wants to be part of the SMP crowd, ugh.

JohnnyCrash/sputnik are the worst in terms of just being pieces of garbage.

well put, smokey

Thumbs up!

Yep.

lol there's so, so, so much more to dislike about you than the gizmo thing. That's actually a really high hanging fruit.

You mean like how I suck dick? Weren't you the one who started that mess?

Brian and chez are fine. Brian's a show-off and chez doesn't like agreeing with too many people at once. Neither is a necessarily bad quality.

AlexM just legitimately enjoys attention, making his impact on the forum entirely the fault of his enablers.

Sputnik just legitimately hates women and thus arguably serves a purpose in alerting the inattentive to the continued existence of that phenomenon. How many of "the inattentive" habitually browse politics forums is up for debate, of course.

DIB is similar to Alex, but differs in that I suspect Alex wouldn't want to be popular as such. I think on some level, DIB honestly doesn't understand why he isn't regarded as the canonical Best Poster In The Forum. So Alex and DIB are both flinging poo at the cool kids, but DIB is flinging because he's mad he's not one of them.

swissmiss, don't know or overly care. Apparently, she used to like the Manics, which my inner teenager insists means she can't be all bad, but eh. There comes a point where careless phrasing starts to look like it might actually be careful.

JohnyCrash is a bog-standard RWNJ, over the long haul he's just white noise. If he's even the guy I'm thinking of.

thekid, who knows, I don't really partake in Israel-centred discussions and anti-Muslim bigotry, while no less objectionable than any other stripe, is a topic better suited to RGT imo.

And then there's spank, who, before he was modded, I would've said was fine. He seemed to go almost completely off the rails almost immediately after that, which is odd, so maybe I just had a mistaken impression beforehand.

These types of threads is a Paul is good for. You ******s are such a joke. SOCIAL JUSTICE FOR ALL, well unless you say something we dont like.

He was fine pre mod because he didn't have a platform or any perceived authority. It brought out what was already there and had just gone unnoticed.

I remember raising an eyebrow once at something he posted premod but that was it.

Oooh Johny mad.

If I've been having threesomes with Giz and Low Key they're absolutely as boring in the sack as DiB suggests, because the only thing going on in my bed is a cat laying near my ankles.

A real good sign you're a piece of crap with deep issues about women is when you see a guy talking about women's issues and go straight to "White Knight", like dudes can't be bothered by that stuff all on their own.

bitterman's army standards thread was a pretty good indicator of what he thought of women. Funny how it started on such a false pretense that he so quickly abandoned

Thats a very strong statement. Can you back that up with any kind of source where i hate on someone because shes a woman?

Do you mean, can I reach out of your monitor and into your skull to physically retrieve sputnik3000's hatred of women from your brain and post a photo of it? Hell no. But, compared to the average mammal, I have an almost magical ability to draw reliable inferences from the things people say in the contexts they say them in.

That, or I note how quickly you jump to Gizmo's defense at any perceived threat. One or the other.

Its gonna be really easy for you to find posts when i hate on women then.

I have no idea what you mean by "hate on". I said you hate women. Hatred is a condition, not an activity.

Not sure if I can rank them, but I can put them into tiers. Spank goes to the very top for his mod meltdown.

Worst:

Spank

Upper Tier Morons:

Foldn
swissmiss
DiB
sputnik

Lesser Morons:

AlexM
Chezlaw
Brian The Mick

Don't Even Recognize:

JohnyCrash
thekid345

Well there have to be some instances where i hate on women for you to form the opinion that i hate women.

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