All posters are welcome, but posters who break the rules below will be disqualified and banned from the thread. DIB will determine whether the rules have been broken and his decision will be final.

1. A participant who posts anything that ISN'T a question is DQed.

2. A participant who posts a question over ten words long is DQed.

3. If a question doesn't involve the word "politics" and "dude" then that poster is DQed.

4. If the response question doesn't answer or pertain to the prior question then the responder is DQed.

5. Thread ends when DIB loses or every poster in PUC loses or quits.

DiB opts to defer. Game starts now.

Why don't politics posters like dude I'm bitter?

Is it because he makes bad PU threads?

Why does #dudebitterly use politics unchained mods to harass others?

I'm harassing other dudes?

Only politics dude who can post properly is me?

One can alter statements to be questions if posed like this, correct?

Dude, why do politics posters break simple thread rules?

Do politics posters break rules to **** with the dude or to watch the forum burn?

Could Dude light the fire that burns Politics UC down?

Dude, was spanktehbadwookie DQ'd from your politics unchained thread?

Does dude hate politics because politics hates dude? Vice versa?

Could a dude still get banned from this politics thread?

Does dude think good politics questions can contain 10 words?

Should Dude change the rules of this politics thread?

I love America!

Can an American political system love a dude back?

"Political" isn't "politics" dude, so you lose, right?