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Old 07-23-2017, 03:37 PM   #10351
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Sushy's reality:

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Liberals are the most humor-less people on the face of the earth.

AINEC.
"And it's not even close."

Actual reality: comedy (especially political comedy, where there's zero competition) is dominated by liberals
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:40 PM   #10352
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Art in general.
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:41 PM   #10353
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Actual reality: We don't need comedians. We just look at you lot and get all the laughs we need.
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:42 PM   #10354
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Actual reality: We don't need comedians. We just look at you lot and get all the laughs we need.
I accept your graceful concession of defeat, thanks!
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:47 PM   #10355
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you cucks are against kid rock?
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:48 PM   #10356
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I'm not conceding anything, dickwad.
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:49 PM   #10357
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Much like comedy, when conservatives try to do the things they see liberals doing, it doesn't work out very well:

Anthony Scaramucci's anonymous source for why Russia couldn't have hacked us was...Donald Trump

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“There’s a lot of disinformation out there,” Scaramucci told Tapper. “Somebody said to me yesterday — I won’t tell you who — that if the Russians actually hacked this situation and spilled out those emails, you would have never seen it, you would have never had any evidence of them.”
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“How about it was the president, Jake?” Scaramucci told host Jake Tapper on CNN's "State of the Union."
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:49 PM   #10358
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Sushy's reality:



"And it's not even close."

Actual reality: comedy (especially political comedy, where there's zero competition) is dominated by liberals
Mostly because it's not culturally acceptable to tell actually funny jokes anymore.

But actually what you said is untrue, the funniest political comedians (imo) are found on the internet, laughing at liberals
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:50 PM   #10359
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I just did.
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:52 PM   #10360
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Offending people is good! (this is like, objectively not true, Jerry Seinfeld didn't even swear and he's a gazillionare)



Unless the offended people are white, then it's bad. (also calling everything racist is why liberals are bad, but also, jesus, I don't even know what he's referencing here. Just general anti-Trumpism is racist against whites now? Employing more than 1 black cast member? These people get #triggered by ****ing everything, ****ing snowflakes)
Jerry Seinfeld was never funny, ever, and he was the least funny person on his own show.
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:52 PM   #10361
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Mostly because it's not culturally acceptable to tell actually funny jokes anymore.

But actually what you said is untrue, the funniest political comedians (imo) are found on the internet, laughing at liberals
Leftist have always dominated standup. Remember you all used to put them in jail.
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:53 PM   #10362
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Mostly because it's not culturally acceptable to tell actually funny jokes anymore.
hahahahaha so much butthurt
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:55 PM   #10363
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:56 PM   #10364
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This sums up the problem with taking BroadwaySoShyt (is it OK if I abbreviate his name to SoShyt from now on?) seriously about anything:

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Liberals are the most humor-less people on the face of the earth.

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Actual reality: comedy (especially political comedy, where there's zero competition) is dominated by liberals
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Actual reality: We don't need comedians. We just look at you lot and get all the laughs we need.
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I accept your graceful concession of defeat, thanks!
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I'm not conceding anything, dickwad.
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:57 PM   #10365
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hahahahaha so much butthurt
Nah not really, I get my humor needs met not with mainstream media, which is just watered down enough for you to not get offended and have a healthy, non-discriminatory chuckle

If I didn't know what degenerates most of you liberals are I would suspect you water down sex as well. Can't have TOO much fun. Don't want to spontaneously morph into Hitler.
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:58 PM   #10366
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This sums up the problem with taking BroadwaySoShyt (is it OK if I abbreviate his name to SoShyt from now on?) seriously about anything:
Who takes him seriously? That would require him to make serious posts that contain actual arguments rather than blind assertions. When I respond to him it's to laugh at the glaring logical flaws he presents in, like, every post he makes.
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:58 PM   #10367
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I realise you're just geeing people up for ****s and giggles, but that's a very inaccurate description.

You'd be able to understand this better by extrapolating from the few years when the US has experienced terrorism on its own soil, and the panic and pandemonium even that small level of terrorism (per capita) has caused there.
I'm not geeing anyone for giggles. 57 is awful and I hope I'm making him inclined to stay away.

Terrorism is a political term. The US has had lots of violence called terrorism or crime or expressions of impotent rage depending on your perspective and some of it is the result of a long and continuing history of sins.

And imo 57s hatred of Corbyn (coming in here with him being a Stalinist is lol) is all about English Nationalism and Corbyn being soft, not on Stalin, but on the IRA.
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:59 PM   #10368
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Nah not really, I get my humor needs met not with mainstream media, which is just watered down enough for you to not get offended and have a healthy, non-discriminatory chuckle
I love how DODN, even though it was clear from his first post that "actually funny jokes" means joking about ethnic stereotypes and minorities and stuff like that, still needs to explicitly brag to the class about how dirty and controversial his sense of humor is
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:59 PM   #10369
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Mostly because it's not culturally acceptable to tell actually funny jokes anymore.
lol at these morons whining about not getting to hear racist jokes. Stop telling on yourselves.
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:03 PM   #10370
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Nah not really, I get my humor needs met not with mainstream media, which is just watered down enough for you to not get offended and have a healthy, non-discriminatory chuckle

If I didn't know what degenerates most of you liberals are I would suspect you water down sex as well. Can't have TOO much fun. Don't want to spontaneously morph into Hitler.
Yeah but you are just going to end up putting them in jail with your indecency police like you did with Carlin, because of the words. Then what are you going to do. We wont be here to make the good stuff and there will be no one left to laugh at.


And again with the projection. You are all the sex police. Have been for a while now. Did you follow your purity pledge?

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Old 07-23-2017, 04:06 PM   #10371
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This sums up the problem with taking BroadwaySoShyt (is it OK if I abbreviate his name to SoShyt from now on?) seriously about anything:
Fine by me. As long as I can call you Aljazeera.

And what makes you think I take any of you leftist nut-jobs seriously anyway?
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:07 PM   #10372
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I'm not geeing anyone for giggles. 57 is awful and I hope I'm making him inclined to stay away.

Terrorism is a political term. The US has had lots of violence called terrorism or crime or expressions of impotent rage depending on your perspective and some of it is the result of a long and continuing history of sins.

And imo 57s hatred of Corbyn (coming in here with him being a Stalinist is lol) is all about English Nationalism and Corbyn being soft, not on Stalin, but on the IRA.
The overlap in the modern world between English nationalism and educated North London Labour die-hards is zero. Yes, even those with a military background. If you read any of 57's posts regarding immigration you'll see how wildly wrong you are.

It's hard for an American to understand these things because you don't have any Leftist parties (your Democrats are in a similar spot on the Left/Right axis to our Cameronite Tories lol), but for a time in the 80's the Labour Party was certainly in danger of being taken over by the hard Left, some of whom equally certainly had a soft spot for Stalin or Trotsky. I don't personally agree that Corbyn's one of them, but he mixes with some who probably were and may still be, and this is why people are wary.

IMO this has become silly and you should end the long-running vendetta you have re. a post he made years ago. Life moves on, thankfully, and with Trump in the WH there are more topical and pressing things to debate.

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Old 07-23-2017, 04:08 PM   #10373
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lol at these morons whining about not getting to hear racist jokes. Stop telling on yourselves.
What's a racist joke? Do you mean jokes regarding stereotypes? Cause there's also lots of funny jokes regarding other stereotypes.
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:09 PM   #10374
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You can intuit dead peoples opinions of current Presidents? That's quite the skill.
ahahaha what a self own
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Old 07-23-2017, 04:10 PM   #10375
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Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve?

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What's white and eleven inches long?

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How many white cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

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