If i didn't know any better i'd say you were mad.

Hit a little too close to home for you?

Lol close to home? I cant get a girl to sleep with me?

Damn that hurts.

It takes a certain level of psychosis to warp your mind into believing that's a fist pump.

It was more in response to deuces lolclaim that my ex "owned" me. I have never, not once in my entire posting history, professed myself to be a good person. In fact, quite the opposite.

So yes, when you type a multiparagraph nonsensical rant proclaiming how much better you are than me, it tells me i touched on some insecurity of yours. By the way, almost nothing you typed there is even true, but that's not really surprising from someone who writes at a 5th grade level.

Firstly, jermakin is easily one of the most entertaining 2p2ers ever, and lol at ppl hating on him for keeping his pimp hand strong.

Also,

I've actually seen some of this rubble they "literally hauled away." Much of it is (was?) in a big pile at NIST's campus in Gaithersburg, MD, which is where many of the world's experts in structural engineering, fire analysis, and materials science do their thing. They literally (LITERALLY!) hauled it away because building a research lab campus in the middle of downtown NYC is ****ing ******ed. Like, when airplane crashes happen, NTSB literally hauls the forensic evidence into a hangar to do their analysis.

If this was some grand plot to hide the evidence, I"m pretty sure they wouldn't have let some dip**** post-doc with a minimal clearance like me go take a gander at it. I'm pretty sure they'd put it somewhere that wasn't guarded by rent-a-cops.


Like really, WTF else do you expect to happen when there's a big pile of rubble in the middle of a city? Everyone just leaves the **** as-is and builds on top of it? It's rubble. Literally, it's rubble. You literally haul it away.

Lol, u made it a brag that u humiliated ur ex by getting her to pay you to suck ur dick and asked me when was the last time I got someone to do that.

Now it's about proving deuces wrong mambo jumbo.

What a character.

Literally.

Is there backstory to the money and bj story, or are we just all pretending that actually happened for no reason?

BTW, the creepiest thing about NIST is the deer. This is some serious inside ****, I about to tell you guys, but there are a whole ****ing lot of deer on NIST's campus, more deer than I've ever seen anywhere, and every last one of them has an eartag. Nobody I talked to would admit to knowing what that's all about. Plus, these deer are like almost completely unafraid of people, you can walk up to within feet of them and they dont give a ****.



Like, I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but I don't believe what the govt's telling us about their deer research program. Maybe it's some kind of weaponized deer program or something.

They shoulda been wearing tinfoil hardhats.

Dude, a self-proclaimed sociopath said it on the Internet. It must be true.

Personally, I don't think it compares to my harem, but that's just my opinion.

He has a blog on here.

Cliffs on his blog...

What kind of sociopath are we dealing with here?

It's linked in his undertitle.

Jesus christ this is boring even to me. More deuces conspiracies.

She reads my posts here so there's a nonzero chance she'll get sufficiently pissed off enough and spark an amichele style meltdown here.

Chimpstare's blog is better anyway.

Just for the record, I don't charge anything.

A lot of you know myself and jmakinmecrazy....

Well, since jmakin wants a more interesting topic:

Why is it that this generic canned spinach I'm eating is slimier and less flavorful than Del Monte? I mean, the ingredients are spinach. It's not some wacky recipe.

Oh, this is a politics thread... uhm... yeah, the government oughta do something about this. Better canned spinach regulation is needed.

I don't care what Popeye says, Frozen spinach is better than canned spinach.

Obviously, but frozen spinach takes 8 minutes to microwave instead of 2.

Also, frozen isn't terribly portable for when you need an instant strength increase. Admittedly, that dude ran into a lot of can opener difficulties and probably should have just carried raw spinach around.

Steam fresh mutha****ers!

Frozen vegetables are often fresher than what you get in the produce aisle.

Ah science! Steam fresh is a category in the frozen section FYI.