What rule did I break? Other than the unwritten rule of never tilting desirable regs, of course.

Trolling and personal attacks. Also you basically just generally lost your **** and posted indiscriminately and very very badly which is frowned upon.

Laugh at someone's embarrassing professional endeavor making TP = Personal attack.

Respond to someone saying they to want to do X by repeatedly claiming anyone doing X is a complete piece of **** = Totes fine bro!

And you feeling trolled is not sufficient evidence I was trolling. ****, none of that would have even happened if you hadn't decided to call me a POS without any provocation beyond being insta-tilted by the sight of me.

Hardy LOL at the guy who spends 2+ hours every work day sitting in his sad cubicle tapping away at 2+2 and is so tilted-on-sight that he thinks calling me names for wanting to have a Bovada ring game on in the background while doing monotonous work tasks is a good idea. You're God awful.

lol what? I don't spend 2+ hours every work day on 2+2. That's insane.

Also why in the world do you think that having an engineering job at a paper mill is an "embarrassing professional endeavor"? That says a ton about you.

You've posted 10 times a day for a decade, surely spending 20x as much time reading posts as you do writing them. And this is the only non-work activity I know of that you partake in during work hours; who knows what else you do while engaging in f***ing long division over the ideal diameter of rolls to whirl ****-tissue around.

Tell me more about how paying 10% attention to microstakes online poker for 90 minute durations during company time is an eggregious affront to your delicate sensibilities and irrefutable evidence of my being a piece of ****. You're bad at this.

What in the world are you babbling about? Tell me more about how much time I spend looking at 2+2 at work...

Bro it's company time right now, sign off immediately or risk being called a piece of **** by dumbass forumites for attending elsewhere on your boss's dime. What kind of degen would do such a thing, amirite?!

The Man isn't paying you to get rekt by DIB on a poker forum you classless piece of ****!!1!

hahaha you're still very very mad, awesome.

Wait no, sorry, it's only classless pieces of **** who get rekt by DIB on poker forums while they're supposed to be on shift engineering poop paper...if you happen to be one of those, then shrug emoji!

Just ignore all context of this conversation like you're some 6 year old w/ severe Autism and you'll realize it's not actually a personal attack.

Hahahahahaha so incredibly mad. So great!

DiB you do seem mad

Also lol @ engineering being an embarassing job

I'm literally going to press reply then, immediately afterwards, wipe my ****ty ******* with the culmination of your professional endeavors.

Done, thank you for your contribution to society!

why do you think manufacturing paper is some sort of shameful profession? Again, that mindset says far far more about you than my job says about me.

I'm a little itchy, think I'll go touch up with the end result of your life's work.

Toilet paper is the ****ing cornerstone of civilization. What the **** do you contribute to society, DIB?

I'm a sommelier intern. Come at me bro.

There is literally no need to "come at you"

i wonder how much bitterman hates all the engineers who design sewage systems for towns?

This whole LOL@engineers thing is mind boggling to me.

If you use some artifact, it had to be made. Somebody has to figure out how to make it. Making fun of figuring out how to make something only makes sense if you don't use that something. Making fun of figuring out how to make TP only makes sense if you don't use TP. TP is the "Eleventh Essential". Without TP 7B peeps couldn't live on earth. We can't same the same about Smart-Phones.

I was a manufacturing engineer. I also always was a vendor. I worked in all sorts of factories... including paper factories. I worked on more machines than I can count. One cool thing is it's almost impossible for me to be out of sight of something that was made on/at a machine/factory I worked on/at... or designed. I can often tell folks the machine number it was made on, or why it was designed that way. None were TP factories, however. I'd be very proud if one was.

Those big huge rolls in commercial places always break and that little flap divider in between the two rolls makes it hard get to them and get it started and you know someone with poop on their hand reached up in there so now you got poop hand and little shreds of paper to wipe you bum. Just saying.

It's precious how quickly you all rush to the aid of this desirable, albeit terrible, reg.

All I've got to say is this: There's a reason he continually states "I work at a paper mill" as opposed to the more accurate "I manufacture toilet paper." I'm. Just. Saying.

To be fair, if I invested like a hundred grand in college and grad school, worked a couple jobs, then found myself at the apex of my career doing long division to calculate the precise mean circumference of ****ing TP rolls I'd probably reframe that **** on the regular when asked by others.

Friendly dude at a social gathering: "So what do you do?"

Keeed: "Yeah, so I work at one of the 3 largest paper mills in the nation as an engineer. It's a safe and stable gig, we produce the '11th essential' product, among other things. But enough about me, how about this cheese dip?!"