Hey, you. Yeah, you, Last Guy Who Disagreed With Me About Something.

I just wanted you to know that I and everyone else on the whole forum know exactly what kind of worthless sack of crap you are. I know you like to think your petty posturing and braggadocio disguise the emptiness and loneliness of the desolate wasteland that is your entire existence. Well, they don't. Like, at all.

I want you to know that every post - no, every word you post, every character, even - paints in all our minds the very image you hope to conceal. Your every extrusion on this forum is a Rembrandtian portrait of a lonely, rebarbative loser who will never be happy and will never deserve to be happy. Each square inch of whatever filth-strewn hovel you while away your days in in a blur of Hot Pockets and mechanical, joyless masturbation is rendered in ultra-HD by every copied opinion, every specious argument, every laughably fallacious personal attack that you, in your wilful ignorance, vomit all over the forum every day of your empty little life. Just as your hectoring, abusive manner and feeble, insubstantial attempts at insult serve only to echo the jeers of your adolescent peer group and the resigned sighs of your past-despairing parents.

You want the bare, unvarnished truth? If you dropped dead tomorrow, no-one would care. The only reaction from this forum, were we to hear of it, would be to set an over-under on how many days it had been before your bloated and unwashed beached-whale carcass was discovered, with a side bet on whether it was found by Animal Control or the DHL guy delivering your replacement Fleshlight.

Just thought you should know.

so you want to have another debate?

I'll take Pro on Only Losers Read The Moderation Sticky Anyway.

the simple demonstration of a minimally loserish sticky reading mother****er is hardly a debate

I plan to jam you up on definitions, though.

I name semantikes as my second.

Ouch. I yield.

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