Quote:
Originally Posted by dessin d'enfant
So going to a soccer party tomorrow.....i'd appreciate some soundbites i can regurgitate so i can pretend like i know whats going on. TIA
If the ref awards a free kick in your favour, he's a stand-up guy, keen-eyed and on top of the game.
If he awards one against you he's crooked, blind and should be shot at dawn. (This, of course, should be shouted in rightous anger as you rise from your seat and flail your arms wildly... this is compulsory, you are not allowed to be forgiving when a call goes against you.)
ALL goals scored against you are offside by default. (Once again, you are to bellow this as loudly as you can as you rise from your seat. Do not forget the obligatory insults to the crooked/blind ref.)
If you win the match it is because team USA have studied the nuances of the game, trained hard to improve their skills and brought their passion to win to the game.
If you lose, the above still applies and you were either,
A) Unlucky or
B) had a crooked ref who was bribed and who obviously hates America.
Game starts soon, GL... you're gonna need it.