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Free market victory?

This is a goot thread.

that first video can't be real. Added sound effects...right?

I'm assuming it's real and it's awesome because when the fart starts you expect a normal human duration fart but that is a big ass hippo, son. He can't, he won't, and he don't stop that hippo is rockin' the sure shot imo.

I got nuthin, but yay hippo poop thread. Voted 4 stars.

I like to think it pooped on her.

Did not watch the vids, as I do not find pooping entertaining. All I know is hippos are viscous ****ing creatures.

"Hippopotamuses are by nature very aggressive animals. Hippos involved in attacks on other animals are often either mature bulls, which tend to be very territorial and indiscriminately ill-tempered, or females, which are quite protective of their young calves.[30] Living on the African continent, hippopotamus co-exist with a variety of formidable predators. Nile crocodiles, lions and spotted hyenas are known to prey on young hippos.[59] However, due to their ill temperament and great size, adult hippopotamus are not usually subject to predation by other animals, except humans. Cases where very large lion prides or cooperating groups of Nile crocodiles have successfully predated adult hippopotamus have been reported, but this is typically believed to be exceptionally rare.[60][61] Crocodiles are particularly frequent targets of hippo aggression, likely due to the fact that they often inhabit the same riparian habitats as hippos. Crocodiles may be either aggressively displaced or killed by hippopotamuses.[61] Hippos are also very aggressive towards humans, whom they commonly attack whether in boats or on land with no apparent provocation.[62] They are widely considered to be one of the most dangerous large animals in Africa.[63][64]

And

To mark territory, hippos spin their tails while defecating to distribute their excrement over a greater area.[65] Likely for the same reason, hippos are retromingent – that is, they urinate backwards.[66] "Yawning" serves as a threat display.[34]

Hippo pooping clearly needs to be regulated by the government. These videos are proof that they're out of control.

We can't even stop cow fart greenhouse gases.

Just wait till a Hippo poops in a school bus and all the kids suffocate.

hippo flinging **** in every direction is GOAT metaphor for so many politard threads

fun fact: I once pooped like a hippo

Did you get poop on your tail?

yes

"Yep, it's a trampoline"

Is there a middle-aged guy with bad eyesight version of this jpeg, or should I just roll with the headline?

that's gonna be a nasty poop

Welcome to 1995.

Office is totally empty today.