There are people who spent like $100k and years of their life studying engineering only to find themselves stuck in a cubicle doing long division to determine how best to design the tissue you clean your ass with. This almost certainly leads to years of regret and angst that gets displaced in unfortunate ways, spilling over into otherwise peaceful encounters.

Which is unfortunate, because if you think about it it's a very desirable cause to dedicate the majority of your conscious adult life to.

ITT we honor the trade of mass produced **** tissue by sharing current events that pertain to it. I'll start with a story of TP with Trump's face on it! Producing **** tissue for 30 years has surely never felt this not terrible.

http://www.adweek.com/creativity/fin...-toilet-paper/

Were you aware that covering the toilet seat with poop paper can actually transfer MORE germs to your ass?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3766...e-toilet-seat/

What's wrong with working for a bog roll company?

Well, shameful as it might be to involved in producing TP, I think I can say I've gone lower. What's below TP you might ask... well how about where that soiled TP ends up. Yep, I did some engineering work at a factory* that made these...



* Full disclosure: I didn't do any work on the toilet line iself, and the pix is from this competitor.

Huffpo has some interesting reading material on topics pertaining to that which we use to sanitize our bung holes. Praise be to the honorable men and women who dedicate themselves to it! I'd put it on my epitaph, not sure about you.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/topic/toilet-paper

I'm closing this thread because it has nothing to do with politics.