On this mission, we will be carrying a Sig Sauer P250 .40 cal





We will be carrying it locked and loaded, and ready to fire, because we will have a flashlight in our left hand, and will not be able to chamber a round with one hand.


Our flashlight will be this big cheap ****er










Now, our envirornment isn't the best for dog hunting, so I'll have to draw a diagram

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Lirvs, my dear friend, please don't do anything you might regret later. I know you're upset now, but if you harm any animals, you'll only be making someone else feel the awful way that you do now. And two miserable people don't add up to one happy person.

jesus christ

So here is our diagram






This would be a straight overhead shot of my and my neighbor's house. In the picture, up is west, left is south, down is east, right is north. My house is H1, my neighbor's, where my cat liked to hang out, is H2. As the front yard is the primary focus of this mission, the details of the backyards have been left out.

In the diagram, the road is up at the top, and the red boxes indicate houses/unsafe firing directions. There are houses to my west, north, and south, but no houses to the east. Only very thick woods for about half a mile, and then a road.

The brown represents commonly used foot paths. The green represents trees or shrubs, and the yellow represents safe shooting paths, from the position of the pink circles. I have only two safe shooting paths, and the safest is the one on the right, as I would be shooting straight towards woods, with no houses on the left or right. The position on the left has a very narrow safe shooting path, so it would be less than ideal.

Dogs commonly track through the footpath directly to the north of my house, which is directly to the right of H1 in the diagram. The brown dogs I saw yesterday morning were there. Ideally, the target would be in that area, and I would come up from the left side of my house, go up through my front yard and try to get in the position of the pink circle on the right, to take a safe shot, and take out the target.

Of course, things change considerably when one elevates one's self ....

There are two residences that let their dogs run loose. In the diagram, taking the road to the right, there is a corner turning left. They live just a few houses away, and they both have multiple full grown large dogs. One has two pit bulls, and the other has a doberman pincher, and two mutt labrador type dogs or something. Idk, they're all big dogs, and I always see two of them together when I see them in my yard. Considering that fact, I don't like my cat's chances. A cat can get away from one dog pretty easily with lots of trees around like where we are, but two dogs is another story ...

Dogs: innocent until proven guilty?

Lotta yellow penises in that diagram afaik

They're guilty the moment they step on my property. They're open game. They trespass, hunting cats on other people's property, so they are violators, and by taking the life of my loved one, they have lost any right to their own life.

Do you have proof it was a dog and that the cat didn't get hit by a car or something? I can't remember.

I'm going out for first patrol. I'll see if I can get some kinda pics

I didn't see any cars driving through my yard, but I saw dogs.

better put on shoes. can't have flip flops flying off if I need to run to a position

I feel the same way about pets, that they are family. Sorry about your kitty dude.

My big old country dog loves to chase the cats sometimes, but only to sniff their butts if they stop and don't attack. He has been raised around them though. Training him not to chase the geese that come close to the yard has been a major bitch. Have no clue what the big gilute plans to do with one if he catches one, but probably sniff some butt.

Patrol was uneventful, unfortunately.


What we may end up doing is baiting them into a vulnerable position, so we can get an easy shot at them. A camera may be necessary, too. That way I can stay in here and smoke weed and drink whiskey and just go out there when I see them.

If you kill those dogs you go from being a sympathetic figure to just another *******.

You have no proof they did anything and even if you did a dog is not a moral agent, it does not murder things... You, however, will be doing exactly that.

Hopefully the dogs are baiting you into a vulnerable position so they can get an easy shot.

Who would have guessed that webMD has the essential guide to dog poisoning?

http://pets.webmd.com/dogs/guide/top-10-dog-poisons

Why would you post that information where a lunatic will certainly read it?

How the **** does this psychopath come across as a sympathetic figure?

I'm a pet lover with both cats and dogs but even when mourning you need to have some basic ****ing self control. Wandering drunk and high with a loaded gun is WAY past the line.

jfc Lirva

Because he's less likely to 'collateral damage' a child with a bar of dark chocolate and a handful of nuts than with a Sig?

Maybe your cat found a new cat friend to stay with for a while

i think it was hit by a car
cars got my cat
maybe he should go on a car killing rampage like the fella in the movie no country for old men....

hes probably in jail already with the NSA software picking up several key words in alarming contexts in this thread

its not that much a leap to the slang term "Dawg" ......

and then hes in jail forever...

Also itt Lirva calls for more government regulation and protections.