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07-11-2013 , 12:29 AM

LirvA

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I'd give anything to see my cat again. This house feels like it did when my mother left my father on his birthday over a decade ago. It feels cold and dead. Completely lifeless and isolated.

I'm going to blow myself up with a bomb. I'm going to set fire to my house.

07-11-2013 , 12:30 AM

LirvA

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If I ever met some of you in real life, I'd slit your throats like Freddy Krugar.

07-11-2013 , 12:33 AM

LirvA

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I was going to skip english class today, but the professor sent an email cancelling anyway. I am now saying **** it completely on a discussion I have due in my geography class. Ten points can suck my ****ing dick.

07-11-2013 , 12:34 AM

LirvA

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I used to call my cat and she would come running up to the house so fast, I called her stock car racin buggy. I wish she would come racing up to me again.

07-11-2013 , 12:35 AM

LirvA

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I hope you all die in a plane crash.

07-11-2013 , 12:36 AM

LirvA

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I will strangle a hundred pound dog to death with my bare hands if I have to.

07-11-2013 , 12:37 AM

LirvA

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I'm gonna kill every ****ing dog in this neighborhood. Go for a walk, invite them out to the road, and bash their ****ing brains in.

07-11-2013 , 12:38 AM

LirvA

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tonight I'm going to be a drunk and high crazy mother ****er walking the neighborhood in the night with a gun. I'm going to be Ted Bundy, and dogs are going to be blondes.

07-11-2013 , 12:39 AM

LirvA

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wait, did Ted Bundy prefer blondes, or brunettes?

07-11-2013 , 12:40 AM

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LirvA

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Brunettes. Dogs are going to be brunettes, and I will be Ted Bundy. Maybe I'll **** their corpses for good measure after I kill them. What better way to seek revenge for the death of my cat?

07-11-2013 , 12:40 AM

#11

LirvA

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You can **** in a man's yard, you can piss on his tires, but you CAN NOT **** with a man's cat.

07-11-2013 , 12:42 AM

#12

LirvA

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I could go Ed Gein on those worthless ****ing scum cat killers. Kill the bastards and skin them and make **** out of their skin. Make their family a vest or something, leave that **** on their porch in the middle of the night. I'll never get to see their reaction and horror, but at least I know it will be there, and can take pleasure in that.

07-11-2013 , 12:45 AM

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Paul D

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These are these things that are called notebooks. There are also these things called pens.

They work far better than posting online when you're under emotional duress.

07-11-2013 , 12:47 AM

#14

LirvA

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I'm going to show you all how I make my dog rounds. I have to free up some space in my media card.

07-11-2013 , 12:48 AM

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LirvA

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I got this big 16 gig ****er

07-11-2013 , 12:49 AM

#16

LirvA

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can you believe I lost my ****ing phone case while turning my phone alarm on snooze the other day? the damndest ass ****. idk wtf happened to it. piece of **** chinese manufacturing garbage. you grab your phone to turn off the alarm and the ****ing thing disappears into the fourth dimension

07-11-2013 , 12:49 AM

#17

LirvA

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my lighting is really bad because it's night here so idk how good these pictures are gonna be

07-11-2013 , 12:52 AM

#18

Low Key

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Have you ever seen an oot thread? Sometimes people take in stray looking cats

07-11-2013 , 12:56 AM

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El Rata

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07-11-2013 , 12:57 AM

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Mat Sklansky

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lirva,

stop being a penis. if you want to express yourself, say something real.

07-11-2013 , 12:59 AM

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LirvA

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Have you ever seen multiple two packs of dogs in my yard on multiple occasions? I have. I actually saw a team the morning of the day I believe my cat disappeared. My neighbor saw my cat on tuesday afternoon, and her daughter allegedly saw her under their car wednesday morning. I saw two large brown dogs in my yard wednesday morning, and chased them off.

07-11-2013 , 01:01 AM

#22

Low Key

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If there's so many wandering dogs, why haven't you called the pound?

I am not blaming you, the victim, mind you, just genuinely curious.

07-11-2013 , 01:04 AM

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LirvA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mat Sklansky

lirva,

stop being a penis. if you want to express yourself, say something real.

The U.S. government deserves every terrorist attack that happens here by extremists. Innocent people, do not, though. That is why terrorists are such terrible, sick ****ing people, and it is why the U.S. government is a terrorist organization, comprised of sick ****ing people. The U.S. government condemns terrorist attacks made against it, but carries out their own. Human life means nothing to terrorists like Barack Obama, and his ilk. It is nothing but puppetry to be controlled. **** the U.S. government. May they kill themselves while they kill others, and may innocent people everywhere escape the carnage.