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Originally Posted by goofyballer
You have a bone to pick with JiggyMac then. He claims that since Obergefell, "husband" means "spouse" in the text of the law! Many of my arguments with him have been based on granting him this premise, but clearly Arkansas feels differently about how the wording of that law is meant to be applied since they didn't give these couples the birth certificates to which they were entitled under Obergefell.
Let's just spell this out in plain English, shall we?
Plaintiff: Hey, why are we not on the birth certificate?
Arkansas: Well, you're a minority case, so we have rules for that.
Plaintiff: Why isn't it automatic?
Akansas: Well, we try to use birth certificates to track biological lineage as a default, since that's the majority of the cases.
Plaintiff: Well, we want you to track the biology of our same sex union just the same.
Arkansas:
Plaintiff: Yes, just the same!
Arkansas: Well, we do have this statute here that addresses your case, but you should probably "call your congresscritter like Max Cut suggested -
" to get that updated.
Plaintiff: JUST THE SAME!!!
Arkansas SC: Um, we are not a legislature and you're complaining about the wrong law.
Plaintiff: JUST THE SAME!!!
SCOTUS: Um...just the same, we guess. But we don't know how to do that, and we're not going to strike down any laws. Arkansas SC - fix this ****.
Arkansas SC: Well, we do have this statute here that addresses your case....