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View Poll Results: How much does fly weigh?

<100 lbs

5 16.67%

100-150 lbs

9 30.00%

150-200 lbs

12 40.00%

200-250 lbs

7 23.33%

250-300 lbs

3 10.00%

>300 lbs

5 16.67%

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08-05-2014 , 05:55 PM

Terry "Hulk" Hogan

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What do you think his weight class is, Hulkamaniacs?

08-05-2014 , 06:18 PM

zikzak

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Here's some reference material that may be useful.

08-05-2014 , 06:21 PM

Low Key

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yikes, was rocking a 16 bmi for a while there

Did we find out how tall fly is? i can't remember

08-05-2014 , 06:31 PM

FlyWf

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Dude have you guys ever see a fly them ****s are like a centimeter long and can propel themselves through the air with tiny ass wings

08-05-2014 , 06:52 PM

Tien

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

yikes, was rocking a 16 bmi for a while there

Did we find out how tall fly is? i can't remember

I just cringed. 16 bmi is unhealthy. Need to get a prescription of steak.

08-05-2014 , 10:49 PM

DudeImBetter

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Hulk, are you overweight or obese these days now that your old leathery a** is off the juice?

Your daughter still hot and talentless? Son still busy recklessly f***ing up the lives of others?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Hogan

08-05-2014 , 11:26 PM

prana

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wat

08-06-2014 , 01:41 AM

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tien

I just cringed. 16 bmi is unhealthy. Need to get a prescription of steak.

Up to a 20 now.

08-06-2014 , 02:23 AM

sweep single

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zikzak

Here's some reference material that may be useful.

Shouldn't age come in somewhere on this chart? I'm sure a 6 foot 45 year old isn't supposed to weigh the same as a 6 foot 23 year old.

08-06-2014 , 02:55 AM

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chimpstare

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08-06-2014 , 07:57 AM

#11

Terry "Hulk" Hogan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeImBetter

Bringing up family is a low-down, dirty move, brother. I would expect the Undertaker to pull that kind of stunt. Just an FYI, the Hulkster's 27-inch pythons have never been in better shape, never more hungry for victory.

That BMI chart is wack, BTW. Why isn't there a category for 6'7" adults who are a fully hulked-up mountain of muscle and rage?

08-06-2014 , 09:40 AM

#12

zikzak

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sweep single

Shouldn't age come in somewhere on this chart? I'm sure a 6 foot 45 year old isn't supposed to weigh the same as a 6 foot 23 year old.

There are known limitations to BMI, and more accurate ways to measure healthy vs. unhealthy weight, but that's not really what you're asking, is it? You want somebody to tell you that it's OK to turn into a fatass when you get older, but it isn't. You're a fatass, fatty. Lose some weight.

08-06-2014 , 11:14 AM

#13

Private_Snowball

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I have something important to tell you Hulk. Back in the day you used to tell all the little Hulkamaniacs to say our prayers, drink our milk and take our vitamins. Well brother, that's exactly what I did. Now I find out that taking multivitamins with milk is a mistake, as the milk prevents the digestive system from fully absorbing iron and calcium. You really let all the Hulkamaniacs down brother.

08-06-2014 , 11:52 AM

#14

Low Key

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the **** are you on about? he never mentioned milk

08-06-2014 , 12:06 PM

#15

Terry "Hulk" Hogan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

the **** are you on about? he never mentioned milk

Brother, that dim-witted jabroni private must have confused the Hulkster for Mr. T. It's just sad how the Army has gone straight downhill ever since Sgt. Slaughter retired, thanks to punks like this. Every True American knows that folowing the Demandments of Hulkamania requires training hard, praying, taking your vitamins, and drinking plenty of water.

08-07-2014 , 01:36 AM

#16

sweep single

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zikzak

LOL funny, it kinda is what I was thinking. Now I'm a 27 according to the chart. In my mid twenties I think I was about a 22. Good news is I'm still 25 lbs under obese.

08-07-2014 , 03:22 AM

#17

Low Key

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is this "good news" like when professor farnsworth says "good news"?

08-07-2014 , 08:43 PM

#18

formula72

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zikzak

The BMI chart is correlated with muscle mass of the average person. Men, on average, have below what is considered expected. Therefore for people with more adequate muscle mass, their BMI will become inflated and therefore a bad representation of having too much body fat.

08-07-2014 , 09:57 PM

#19

ikestoys

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

yikes, was rocking a 16 bmi for a while there

Did we find out how tall fly is? i can't remember

Lol 16?!?!?

08-07-2014 , 09:58 PM

#20

ikestoys

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Quote:

Originally Posted by formula72

Yeah everyone knows that, but I'll tell ya something right now:

Fatties use this excuse incorrectly all the time. Although true for me ofc!

08-07-2014 , 11:44 PM

#21

formula72

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ikestoys

Fatties use this excuse incorrectly all the time. Although true for me ofc!

Yes the fatties are still fat FTR. But your active, "300", "braveheart" "Rocky Balboa" "A-Team" "Big Trouble in little China" bad asses will still show up with an overweight BMI.

Terrible system.

Last edited by formula72; 08-07-2014 at 11:50 PM.

08-08-2014 , 12:14 AM

#22

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ikestoys

Lol 16?!?!?

Dr. Ikes, quick, ddx the potential causes of adult, white men losing weight! (Added hint: there was chronic pain involved)

Hopefully you don't lol at patients who get seen at the clinics you run.

Last edited by Gizmo; 08-08-2014 at 12:15 AM. Reason: Another hint - it isn't anorexia or bulimia.

08-08-2014 , 12:36 AM

#23

JayTeeMe

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Dr. Ikes, quick, ddx the potential causes of adult, white men losing weight! (Added hint: there was chronic pain involved)

Hopefully you don't lol at patients who get seen at the clinics you run.

White is relevant how?