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09-08-2014 , 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDuker
my top 10, plus a brief summary of why each grinds my gears:

ikestoys - hubris, excessive back-walking
Deuces McKracken - hubris ("I have formally studied racism")
Cerveza69 - non-ironic use of the word "libtard"
Gamblor - rigidity, plagiarism
Proph - insanity
JiggsCasey - hubris, general dickishness
omnishakira - waste of time and space
rulzbreker79 - superficial drudge-bot
thekid345 - single-mindedness
sputnik3000 - general WTF-edness
Yeah I'm full of hubris and that's my brag line to the ladies: "I've formally studied racism". That really moistens their panties. Just sopping in fact. When I bust out my W.E.B Dubois quotes it can induce a wet spot visible through denim.
09-08-2014 , 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Haywood
Gamblor -- plagiarism, cynical specious fog spraying
DudeImBettor -- pseudointellectual snot

And since I've only suggested two they count double.
Who are you?
09-08-2014 , 10:13 PM
that would be great if there was a good posters tournament too


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Originally Posted by The REAL Trolly
Omni has gained ground, but still not enough if he wants a ticket to the big dance --kurto voting for him twice almost fooled me. Almost.
Not easy to get there. some posters have an inborn talent at being **** at posting. to them being terrible is natural like eating or breathing
09-08-2014 , 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DudeImBetter
Who are you?
He's like the undead Elvis of Politics.
09-09-2014 , 10:51 AM
[QUOTE=omnishakira;44552084]that would be great if there was a good posters tournament too [\quote] fire it up!
09-09-2014 , 11:50 AM
Gamblor - At the intersection of horrid person and horrid poster you find gamblor. What is worse than plagiarizing bad agitprop? Some of gamblor's other practices, such as going to bat for racial eugenics and denying the murder of children via ridiculous conspiracy theory. And he does all of this (and more) in an apologist effort attempting to mask and and justify oppression. No values and no shame, he is just one lie after another to the end of advancing a particularly evil brand of tribalism. He is a grotesque, non-man, zombie foot soldier of hate.

ikestoys - Some people think he's a troll, some think he is an idiot. The most charitable popular opinion is that he's the politics fish who drives the action; someone has got to volunteer some stupidity to get the ball rolling. He does this by offering up what might be called minimalist contrarian snark. These tidbits of libertarian drivel are kept short by design (and possibly laziness and shallowness as well) so as to thwart a full attack and to generate more rancor when, after people make reasonable interpolations as to the underlying reasoning (which might or might not actually exist), the lack of actual explication provides a darkness into which ikes makes a semantic retreat. But this isn't poker. We don't need fish and so ikes mainly serves to lower the overall level of discourse, probably turning off intelligent people who might otherwise engage. Not everyone likes Jerry Springer.

Letsgambool - This guys political philosophy is entirely based sycophantism to the ruling class. Whatever policy is spit out by the oligarchs, he is in there justifying it. No matter how big the failures of authority plainly are, his faith is never shaken. It's like his whole thing in life is to do his part in negating democracy by being the the ultimate obedient follower of power. We have a relatively free society and it's like this guy never has a thought of his own, never dares to challenge any policy. Going to bat for cable monopolies might be the clearest expression of his character so far.
09-09-2014 , 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by The REAL Trolly
Current Top Standings:

Deuces McKracken 12
ikestoys 11
DudeImBetter 9
Low Key 9
AlexM 8
bahbahmickey 8
Dids 8
FlyWf 8
FoldnDark 8
Paul D 8
Proph 8
thekid345 8
Gamblor 7
JiggsCasey 7
MissileDog 7
Nichlemn 7
spanktehbadwookie 7

Deuces and ikes pulling ahead of the pack, to no one's surprise. thekid and MissileDog gaining momentum. HowardBeale has slipped from the rankings, with only 6 votes. Omni has gained ground, but still not enough if he wants a ticket to the big dance --kurto voting for him twice almost fooled me. Almost.
You need to have a plan for ties for the last spot. I would suggest a run-off election. Sort of a play-in game for the main tournament. It wouldn't have to be head to head, just the top X vote getters for the X spots.
09-09-2014 , 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DudeImBetter
Who are you?
The kid who got relentlessly picked on in school, told himself he was smart and would be successful one day and rub it in their faces, and then ended up a high school teacher.
09-09-2014 , 02:33 PM
So he's a Mr. White who never had the testicular fortitude to become a Heisenberg?
09-09-2014 , 02:44 PM
Btw, only six months as "Other than..." guy is f***in amateur hour.

I held on to the title 426 days. 1 year, 2 months, 1 day.

Last edited by Gamblor; 09-09-2014 at 03:04 PM.
09-09-2014 , 02:57 PM
Deuces McCracken. No explanation needed.
09-09-2014 , 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by DudeImBetter
So he's a Mr. White who never had the testicular fortitude to become a Heisenberg?
Not for lack of trying. He almost had it all. A basic understanding of chemistry... endangering his children... Directed and bigoted hatred...

I have video of Bill Haywood demonstrating all of the above.
09-09-2014 , 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by LetsGambool
Deuces McCracken. No explanation needed.
I also nominate Deuces McKracken for failing to be the one thing his parents wished he could have been - a stain on the mattress.
09-09-2014 , 03:13 PM
Ill nominate the queen of cherry picks Gizmo and the royal court that follows her. Little prince L.K(Anais?), her bodyguards in shining white armor Goofyballer,fly and Kurto and ofc the court jester Dids.
09-09-2014 , 03:13 PM
...link? His students must hate the **** out of him. Definitely is taking it out on them.
09-09-2014 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Gamblor
I also nominate Deuces McKracken for failing to be the one thing his parents wished he could have been - a stain on the mattress.
What the ****? Deuces is a terrible poster but all the stuff you edited out of your post above (several sentences going even farther than the above) is really tasteless. Jesus you're bad at this.
09-09-2014 , 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
What the ****? Deuces is a terrible poster but all the stuff you edited out of your post above (several sentences going even farther than the above) is really tasteless. Jesus you're bad at this.
you are right. which is why I edited it out.

goofyballer
09-09-2014 , 03:44 PM
ikestoys
low key
dudeimbetter
09-09-2014 , 03:49 PM
They could've just let Gamblor do his sterilization thing and not had to worry about the stain.
09-09-2014 , 03:52 PM
ikes - obv

FoldnDark - his heir apparent

Deuces McKracken - even his post in this thread is intolerable

masque de Z - less puerile than the above, but just as toxic because of the enormous volume

Mr. Wookie - For keeping Obama's nuts in his mouth this whole time

pvn - because his avatar gave my kid epilepsy

ikes - still obv

swissmiss - p1: stop typing p1 and p2 all the time; p2 also this.

chimpstare - ****in' monkeys. We get it.

pimpstare - Don't you ****ing start.

blimpstare - Just to nip that **** in the bud.

Gamblor - For making ikes look like a Jesus/Ghandi conjoined twin.
09-09-2014 , 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by pvn
if anyone nominates chimpstare they automatically get a #1 seed
13ball
09-09-2014 , 04:28 PM
The Iron Sheik
Roddy Piper
Yokozuna
Ric Flair
09-09-2014 , 04:31 PM
Roddy Piper was in a science fiction classic. WTF were you in? Rocky III? Muppets from Space? GTFO!
09-09-2014 , 04:32 PM
Suburban Commando, tho
09-09-2014 , 04:38 PM

      
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