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I think I'll give it another day and come up with brackets tomorrow. Current standings:

Deuces McKracken 17
ikestoys 15
DudeImBetter 13
Low Key 13
Gamblor 12
Dids 10
FlyWf 10
FoldnDark 9
AlexM 9
thekid345 9
bahbahmickey 8
Paul D 8
Proph 8
spanktehbadwookie 8
JiggsCasey 7
MissileDog 7
Nichlemn 7
goofyballer 7

Why don't mine count??

09-10-2014 , 11:32 PM

#152

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul D

You shouldn't try to go grammar Nazi on anyone ever. You are too stupid to do it properly. Like if you want to talk about writing styles then you should probably learn to read and edit your posts. You are missing a key word there, son. You should also probably read what writers like Elmore Leonard, George Orwell, and others have to say about writing and the English language.

Oxford comma joke

09-11-2014 , 03:26 PM

#153

Gamblor

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The REAL Trolly

Just as a rough observation, I have to be the far-and-away leader in being singled out by the haters.

That is to say, I'd bet a good amount that the posters that nominated me, nominated - on average - few other posters.

That says a lot, I think.

09-11-2014 , 03:28 PM

#154

DudeImBetter

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I got solo nominations by people I'm pretty sure I've never interacted with. That's the nuts IMO.

09-11-2014 , 05:09 PM

#155

kurto

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is it weird that Missledog is nominated, I've heard his name for years (usually people accusing others of being him) but I have no idea who he is or why he's so bad.

09-11-2014 , 05:14 PM

#156

spanktehbadwookie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LetsGambool

Chuckled hard at "theorists"

Theories exist about that.

09-11-2014 , 05:21 PM

#157

Dids

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kurto

is it weird that Missledog is nominated, I've heard his name for years (usually people accusing others of being him) but I have no idea who he is or why he's so bad.

You're familiar with Shame Trolly, right?

09-11-2014 , 07:17 PM

#158

AlexM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kurto

is it weird that Missledog is nominated, I've heard his name for years (usually people accusing others of being him) but I have no idea who he is or why he's so bad.

Here is a typical OP from him:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!

New tactics to achieve what goal? Stopping Team #Fly-Is-A-Big-Bad-Meanie from having those legendary serious conversations regarding intolerance, I assume. Why? The current strategy (or lack thereof) seems to be working just fine.

It *seems* Team #Fly-Is-A-Big-Bad-Meanie's one and only complaint is that they are somehow being stopped from having these legendary serious conversations about intolerance... all because FlyWf, and Team #Call-A-Spade-Caller-A-Spade-Caller, are... well big and bad and really, really mean to them.

So, here's what I'm going to do for team #Fly-Is-A-Big-Bad-Meanie...

I'm going to start a new thread entitled "A Serious Conversation Regarding Intolerance (*** PLZ, NO FLY-BOYS ***)" here in Baja Politards. I'm going to ask FlyWf personally not to post in this thread. And I'm going to ask the same of all Team #Call-A-Spade-Caller-A-Spade-Caller. I promise me, besides my OP, me Borodog, and my whole army of gimmicks (including BooBoo Feet, chimpstare, LirvA, LivrA, MissileDog, Qu0terkid, sards, Shame Trolly !!!1!, Trolly McTrollson, and zan`nen) will not post ITT.

Problem solved... amirite ?

09-11-2014 , 09:29 PM

#159

SenorKeeed

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Anais

ikestoys
spanktehbadwookie
AlexM
Paul D
Low Key
Deuces McKracken
Trolly McTrollson
Dids
SenorKeeed
rjoefish
pvn
FlyWf
DudeImBetter
JayTeeMe
LetsGambool
goofyballer
zikzak
MrWookie
jmakinmecrzy
champstark
Gamblor
MidyMat
jjshabado
All-In Flynn
dessin d'enfant
seattlelou
Nichlemn
LirvA
Tien
Jeedz
Oroku$aki
airwave16
Peter Porker
simplicitus
Proph
Roonil Wazlib
Riverman
JiggsCasey
Shame Trolly !!!1!
kurto
Gizmo
2/325Falcon
[Phill]
Omar Comin
master3004
bahbahmickey
LedOut
kerowo
suzzer99
kioshk
Hector Cerif
John Bland
The REAL Trolly
Paul McSwizzle
SmokeyJ
Silver_Man2
UnoTrap
joeyDizzle
TomCollins
thekid345
lonely_but_rich
vajennasguy
ElliotR
rulzbreker79
problemeliminator
metaname2
Marn
Mr.mmmKay
Monkey Banana
adios
forchar
Gin 'n Tonic
Terry "Hulk" Hogan
chimpstare
LASJayhawk
MissileDog
tomdemaine
Ashington
DblBarrelJ
Cwocwoc
valenzuela
goofball
Jim Russell
dth123451
BluffsOften
yeSpiff
Hopey
RowCoach
ctyri
sweep single
Andz
JimAfternoon
Pilkain
Bdidd
coffee_monster
bobman0330
miajag
Meditations
Chips Ahoy
TwoMoos
Fishmonger
prana
Neil S
Yakmelk
drugsarebad
Bill Haywood
Private_Snowball
DrawNone
Mayo
daca
omnishakira
Honky Donk
El Rata
PokerIMO
Ineedaride2
Holy Troller
Rococo
Chris DolMeth
Anais
losing all2
Naked_Rectitude
swissmiss
Kedu
champstain
Sommerset
LivrA
ShaneG
Compellingly Smart
TheDuker
FoldnDark
ganstaman
Phone Booth
well named
mr.bum
schu_22
DVaut1
JRustle
littlevictory
Your Boss
champstork
diebitter
General Tsao
spaceman Bryce
NHA
Poker Reference
Jbrochu
ALawPoker
AlanDyer
Mesut Ozil
Carlos Danger
MickeyB105
sards
Mr.Commandant
74Offsuit
DrModern
foal
BigPoppa
Jules22
NotGamblor
Mr. Muckit
Bigoldnit
ConstantineX
formula72
Cornboy
It's Brandt
gregorio
Effen
mucksandgravs
Huehuecoyotl
Tuma
rightonwrong
Vecernicek
J, Davis
Happy_Fish
yukoncpa
Mutant K12
Kukraprout
EddyB66
will1530
Apex
ledout#2
batair
Neuge
chezlaw
NeBlis
Rootabager
Ur-Nammu
brad2002tj
jjhender
Howard Beale
fatkid
wiper
The UNREAL Trolley
P.R.
Lilu7
Double Eagle
Goodie
jackaaron
14cobster
lagdonk
TightenUpIMO
GusJohnsonGOAT
clowntable
vaya
Original Position
ixes
Sir Piers Morgan
TakiToki
AsianNit
govman6767
Grue
Subterranean2
Mat Sklansky
Crockett616
Hadis
GermanGuy
dkgojackets
vercingetorix1114
Turn Prophet
Solange
TheRealJimmyRustle
BoredSocial
Merlin's Pants
Cerveza69
EBT Card
Cotton Hill
George Taylor
martymc1
Noze
spike420211
Brons
vulturesrow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!

ikestoys
spanktehbadwookie
AlexM
Paul D
Deuces McKracken
Dids
pvn
DudeImBetter
JayTeeMe
jmakinmecrzy
Gamblor
Nichlemn
Tien
Proph
2/325Falcon
bahbahmickey
LedOut
kerowo
kioshk
John Bland
SmokeyJ
joeyDizzle
thekid345
Mr.mmmKay
adios
Gin 'n Tonic
LASJayhawk
Hopey
RowCoach
sweep single
JimAfternoon
TwoMoos
Neil S
Yakmelk
Private_Snowball
omnishakira
Ineedaride2
swissmiss
FoldnDark
mr.bum
littlevictory
Your Boss
General Tsao
spaceman Bryce
ALawPoker
MickeyB105
Mr. Muckit
Happy_Fish
chezlaw
Howard Beale
Cerveza69
Cotton Hill

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

ikestoys
spanktehbadwookie
AlexM
Paul D
Low Key
Deuces McKracken
Dids
SenorKeeed
pvn
FlyWf
DudeImBetter
goofyballer
jmakinmecrzy
champstark
Gamblor
Nichlemn
Tien
airwave16
Peter Porker
Proph
Riverman
Shame Trolly !!!1!
Gizmo
[Phill]
bahbahmickey
suzzer99
kioshk
TomCollins
thekid345
ElliotR
adios
RowCoach
JimAfternoon
TwoMoos
Neil S
Yakmelk
swissmiss
FoldnDark
DVaut1
Your Boss
Happy_Fish
chezlaw
Howard Beale
Mat Sklansky
Cotton Hill

Quote:

Originally Posted by SenorKeeed

ikestoys
spanktehbadwookie
AlexM
Paul D
Low Key
Deuces McKracken
SenorKeeed
FlyWf
DudeImBetter
Gamblor
Nichlemn
LirvA
Tien
Proph
JiggsCasey
Gizmo
[Phill]
bahbahmickey
LedOut
thekid345
RowCoach
Phone Booth

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDuker

my top 10, plus a brief summary of why each grinds my gears:

ikestoys - hubris, excessive back-walking
Deuces McKracken - hubris ("I have formally studied racism")
Cerveza69 - non-ironic use of the word "libtard"
Gamblor - rigidity, plagiarism
Proph - insanity
JiggsCasey - hubris, general dickishness
omnishakira - waste of time and space
rulzbreker79 - superficial drudge-bot
thekid345 - single-mindedness
sputnik3000 - general WTF-edness

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Haywood

Gamblor -- plagiarism, cynical specious fog spraying
DudeImBettor -- pseudointellectual snot

And since I've only suggested two they count double.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 13ball

ikes - obv

FoldnDark - his heir apparent

Deuces McKracken - even his post in this thread is intolerable

masque de Z - less puerile than the above, but just as toxic because of the enormous volume

Mr. Wookie - For keeping Obama's nuts in his mouth this whole time

pvn - because his avatar gave my kid epilepsy

ikes - still obv

swissmiss - p1: stop typing p1 and p2 all the time; p2 also this.

chimpstare - ****in' monkeys. We get it.

pimpstare - Don't you ****ing start.

blimpstare - Just to nip that **** in the bud.

Gamblor - For making ikes look like a Jesus/Ghandi conjoined twin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dids

I choo-choo-choos:

Ikes
Deuces
Spank
Alex M
Low Key
airwave
Kioshk
Gamblor
Alan Lawhon
Adios

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuces McKracken

Good idea. Maybe more specific or more descriptive categories would be better?

aholes - Fly, ikes, gamblor, joey dizzle, PaulD, kerowo

whiners - Dids, Low Key, champstark, AlexM, that autistic dude

theorists - spank, DIB (******ed but still), Deuces Mckracken, Foldndark, Nichlem, Jiggs, theKid345, shaneG (insane but still)

unintelligent or unintelligible - champstark, PaulD, jmakin, problem eliminator, bahbah, steelhouse, suzzer99

unremarkable, unfunny, or uncreative - letsgambool, champstark, rjoe, huehue

they might be trolls - ikes, seattlelou, steelhouse, Howard Beale, proph, lonely_but_rich

freaks and weird dudes - theKid345, steelhouse, spank, Terry "Hulk" Hogan, DIB, proph, Dids, The Duker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gamblor

Does it?

09-12-2014 , 01:08 AM

#160

Anais

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Keed for that post

09-12-2014 , 01:32 PM

#161

kurto

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dids

You're familiar with Shame Trolly, right?

yes. But I wasn't aware the was formerly (or still currently?) posting as missledog.

09-12-2014 , 02:19 PM

#162

Deuces McKracken

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul D

Is 's a "key word"?

I wasn't going grammar Nazi on you. I literally don't know if you could understand the distinction so I'll just skip it.

Spank came out and said he had some stumbles with language. If you do the same I promise not to make fun of you for your issues.

09-13-2014 , 07:29 PM

#163

thekid345

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gamblor

Deuces McKracken
Low Key
Dids
FlyWf
thekid345
DrawNone
SenorKeeed
Tien
Bill Haywood
Goofyballer
poker is good for you

I have in the past suggested that Judaism is a religion of peace, yet you have found a way to vote me into your bad posters list.

As we know, the religion of Judaism teaches to forgive others and try and help them toward being a better person. So, why did you make a list of bad posters in the first place?

09-13-2014 , 09:49 PM

#164

MidyMat

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Anais

MidyMat

You best be keepin my name outcha mouth, bitch!

09-13-2014 , 10:06 PM

#165

AlexM

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No religion that begins with the Old Testament is a religion of peace.

Come at me!

09-13-2014 , 10:09 PM

#166

Anais

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Oh Christ, look out!

09-13-2014 , 10:11 PM

#167

MidyMat

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexM

No religion that begins with the Old Testament is a religion of peace.

Come at me!

Numbers 15:32-36

I picked up sticks today in the yard.

09-13-2014 , 10:13 PM

#168

Anais

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All I'm saying is if an omnipotent deity can't tell the difference between a pig and an avocado, they probably aren't that all-powerful to begin with

09-13-2014 , 10:16 PM

#169

MidyMat

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Leviticus 15:19-30

Must suck to be a menstruationing woman

Quote:

And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.

Those poor turtles!!!1!