Well less 100 hours left before Adam 'The Man' Kokesh goes back in the can. He did another radio interview, with some 'Liberty' movement bottom-feeders, on Sunday 2014-1-12. Not anything new to report... The Man still claims he's "anti-government" and is still fantasizing about the most pro-government thing you can do: run for POTUS. Smart he isn't.

However, he did get his pre-sentencing report. And he says he isn't looking too good on Friday...

And... Adam 'The Man' stays out of the can... for now.

According to the Washington Times, the DC prosecutors asked for a year for the three gun violations, and five days for the pot violation. Instead, according to the Washington Post the judge gave the The Man time served, two years probation (surely with piss test), and no more guns (required to register as a gun offender)...

If any of the sheeple gotta few extra $$$$$ to donate to The Man's 'liberty' they can get sheared in person at the 'official' AdamTheMan-vs-TheGovernment.con begging website relaunch pizza party, this Sunday.

Trolly 2 confirmed furious.

LOL, not at all.

In fact, it was before your reg date, but I already posted that I felt he should have got time served for his hapless publicity stunt. And lest we forget... he's only half way through that ordeal, in fact less than half because the VA charges are much more serious... and have a mandatory minimum of two years, so he can't skate on the indulgence of a librul judge again.

But this brings up one of the most hilarious points of libertarianism, as well expressed by Adam The Man Kokesh. The farcical dance of claiming you are "anti-government", while at the same time bleating about "statist"-rights. Or Commonwealth rights, in this case.

Despite my several completely wrong speculations of how The Man's legal drama will unfold... I'm going to double-down and handicap that VA throws him in the can, and for 4+ years. Once again... not what I'm hoping for, just what I'm handicapping.

So, how about we get back again to the hilariousness of the typical libertarian-type/"statist"-rights-ian world view? How does it play out that the DC judge bends over backwards, let's The Man outta jail pending sentencing, and then overrules the plea bargain made with the prosecutors to grant The Man only time served -vs- if the 'statist' level prosecutors throw the book at him and then perhaps prevailing at trail??

Dude, no one really cares about what happens to this Kokesh guy now that Lirvs is gone. It was all just a means to rustle his jammies.

His jimmies have been rustled for eternity.

One upon my forums weary

Statists brainwashed! oh, so scary.

Then came bible-ripping fame,

the free dog slayer.

Who forgot to hate the game,

and get stoned with the player.

Jimmies Rustled,

Quoth the livra,

"Evermore"

You may be speaking truth my doppelganger interwebs friend, but after all this time, I kinda care about The Man... well sort-of.

Anyways, today was the day when Adam 'The Man' Kokesh was due in court to face his VA shrooms and guns charges. When last we left him, he was free on bond, but facing up to 15 years in prison, with a mandatory minimum of two years.

And...

The prosecutors declined to proceed, they called "Nolle prosequi". The Man stays out of the can !!!1!

When I saw you had bumped this thread, I clicked to post that no one cares about Kokesh except you, but my pony didn't even have a chance on this one.

Hopefully he takes some legal advice before his next stunt. Another conviction could really jeopardize his presidential chances.

He's right, you know.

Agreed.

IIRC Adam The Man Kokesh is looking at a two years mandatory-minimum w/mandatory drug testing after prison. Now... that's one A-hole who really know how to... Live raw A-hole !!!1!

Adam Kokesh gets no jail time on drug, gun convictions

Good thing he's white.

From 'war hero' to 'don't tase me bro'. Son, I am disappoint.

Yeah for sure.

Well, unless he messes up again, Adam 'The Man' Kokesh skates on prison for his stupid publicity stunt of 2013-7-4. Since nobody cares about this second-rate con man anymore, I guess I'll bid him adieu... after a last few comments.

The three biggest LOLZ were (a) the cops initially deemed his self-incriminating ewetoobz a fake, they didn't bother arresting him until after he made a press announcement a few days later insisting that surveillance footage would show it wasn't, (b) the tiny band of sheeple trying to organize a 'jury nullification' scheme for this con man, and (c) not one, but two, groups of 'liberty movement' huskers pocketed all the money the sheeples donated for his defense, while his 'liberty' roommates looted all his belongings.

Three thingees remain unexplained about his legal situation. (#1) Why did he end up in PC while in jail. Completely unreliable fellow jail birds claimed he was a snitch. (#2) What was the deal with the attempt to smuggle a cell phone into jail. His 'liberty' lawyer was removed from the case in 'emergency' session for having a 'conflict' the next day. The Man copped a DC guilty plea, which granted him immunity regarding the cell phone, just days later. (#3) How come the VA prosecutors first said they'd dismiss their charges, then 'The Man pleads guilty to up to 15yrs prison, and then he gets a suspended sentence.

Seriously, Shamey, let it to. No one here gives a flying **** about this guy anymore.

Agreed.

ZOMG, how did I miss this...

LMFAO @the 'liberty' to be dumbass !!!1!