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01-01-2014 , 05:39 AM
What are your 2014 goals?

If you don't believe in new year's resolutions/goals go suck a lemon.
01-01-2014 , 07:56 AM
I won't do what you tell me.
01-01-2014 , 10:35 AM
Less farts.

More boobs.
01-01-2014 , 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dids
Less farts.

More boobs.
Eat less cheese and more sugar.
01-01-2014 , 01:18 PM
lose 50+ pounds (less farting and boobs), save as much money as possible even though my overtime outlook is not good (maybe a second, weekend job, ugh), after reading the entire NJ poker mega thread in the zoo last night, get ready to resume my online poker career in the off chance it looks viable in the next year or two.

The latter is probably a pipe dream, I like my job and I'm getting too old, but it should help motivate me in my other goals, so wtf.
01-01-2014 , 01:21 PM
Have sex with twins.
01-01-2014 , 01:54 PM
Drop some weight
Fine tune study habits
Move wife down to nola, take advantage of living with wife again
01-01-2014 , 02:02 PM
Continue to not feel bad about not achieving any goals from previous years.
01-01-2014 , 06:50 PM
NSFW lang

Spoiler:
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01-01-2014 , 06:52 PM
no girlfriend

plenty of girls
01-02-2014 , 01:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul McSwizzle
no girlfriend

plenty of girls
disregard this douchiness, I was under the influence

actual goals:

run under 19 minute 5k race
standard lunch be salad
As in all classes
01-02-2014 , 02:37 PM
your mom
01-08-2014 , 11:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul McSwizzle
disregard this douchiness, I was under the influence

actual goals:

run under 19 minute 5k race
standard lunch be salad
As in all classes
i prefer your old goal

Last edited by omnishakira; 01-08-2014 at 11:55 PM.
01-09-2014 , 08:59 AM
01-10-2014 , 05:41 PM
- watch as foreign investment in U.S. Shale plays continues its free-fall
- nod as global recovery remains elusive amid $90+ oil prices, with no relief in sight
- yawn as the environmental debate of tight oil production ignores the cliff-like decline rates they must endure...

- remind the forum once again that peak is here, that there is no "U.S. oil revolution," and the renewables pushback is among mankind's most ignorant failures... the latter driven by RW profit-addicted entities with no concept on the Earth's natural limits.
01-10-2014 , 05:55 PM
Jiggs 2009, 2014, 2019, and 2024 goals all going to look eerily similar.
01-10-2014 , 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LetsGambool
Jiggs 2009, 2014, 2019, and 2024 goals all going to look eerily similar.
Eerily accurate each time, too. I have maths on my side.

But not quite as similar as your "I have an erection 4 free tradez" mantra.

Meanwhile, there is no recovery. And the U.S. shale "revolution" is slowly dying before our very eyes. Awwwww.
01-10-2014 , 06:04 PM
2029 and 2034 goals probably similar too if peaaaaaaaak Fukishima extinction event hasnt gotten Jiggs yet
01-10-2014 , 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LetsGambool
2029 and 2034 goals probably similar too if peaaaaaaaak Fukishima extinction event hasnt gotten Jiggs yet
lol... right... because everything is gumdrops and free market orgy time there... "no one has died!!!"

tool.
01-10-2014 , 10:55 PM
Have me and my group average 40 hrs/week of work for the whole year, excluding vacation.
01-10-2014 , 11:45 PM
Communist.
01-11-2014 , 12:09 AM
Jigs stfu this isn't for your ******ation kthksbye
01-16-2014 , 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ikestoys
Jigs stfu this isn't for your ******ation kthksbye
oh, Ikes, you're still here? I thought for sure you'd be perma'd, seeing as how you're in rare company with offenses.

In any event, when was the last relevant or insightful post you actually offered? I have you on a filter. It appears to have been a while.

Last edited by JiggsCasey; 01-16-2014 at 05:23 PM.
01-17-2014 , 12:38 PM
Troll liberals until some mod puts me out of my misery and bans me.
01-17-2014 , 12:43 PM
Become friends with deuces mckraken

      
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