Happy to report that I've made my opposing top lane rage quit/leave the game in each of the last two nights after face rolling them with teemo.
The second night started with a double kill 1v2 at the 3 minute mark vs. a tryndamere and nocturne. Noc came up to gank and I was caught out of position but manged to sneak into the bush and stealth prior to them both jumping in. Noc waited for a least a minute up top while I soaked up the lane experience. Eventually I made my move by running out at level 3 with my move quick. Noc feared me. I flashed, tryn ghosted, Noc flashed, but my move quick was enough to avoid the fear proc and get me under tower. They went balls deep and dove, Noc first. I quickly blinded him and orb walked/auto away and he went down quickly. Having doubles + tower tryn chickend out and instead of killing me tried to run away. He died and get first blood + kill + double buff. I ended up 3 levels ahead by 10 minutes from zoning him and 3x his cs. before he rage quit. The rest of the team keep trying to kill me in the blue side jungle when I would push. I ended up 1v4 them for the unofficial ace due to them hitting every shroom at one point.
This was a game for the ages and I'm very sad it wasn't recorded. Thanks captain teemo for the fun