In for now for some fake entertainment. If anyone has a creek to the National Championship game, plz ship.

Brock during halftime is

I wonder how much energy the commentary team will have given we just witnessed a double murder.

Matt Hardy's gimmick and who else?

Been watching on mute while watching the National Championship game. Seeing those two idiots laugh at each other face-to-face for a minute plus straight until Bray's darkness cut in will be up there at the end of the year for worst moment of the year.

What did I miss tonight?

eye, this as much of a filler RAW as there has ever been.

Roman opens show > talks > Jordan comes out and says "we're the best 3-man team in WWE" > Seth comes out and cries about picking a fight > Balor Club comes out > Angle makes worthless match.

Enzo vs Cedric...Enzo retains via losing by countout. Seems to have been legit injured and was decently busted open in the match

Miz came back > Miz TV > challenges Roman to IC match on 25th anniversary RAW

Inexplicably, Bayley/Sasha/Mickie go over Absolution. wtf?

Brock interview segment. Kane attacks Brock. Braun attacks both and murders them backstage. Brock taken out via ambulance.

Asuka vs Nia Jax match never happens because Nia hit two moves prior to the bell ringing and this rendered Asuka unable to compete. That despite them being two moves that she'd be up from in 15 seconds in a real match.

The Bar loses to Titus/Apollo

Main event Shield/Jordan vs Balor Club. Miz and friends interfere and leave Roman laying after the triple powerbomb to go off the air.

Watching this on mute and having the NCG on has made this RAW bearable.

Possible Enzo injury because he has no idea how to bump:



hurt his left ankle.

idk how I forgot about this in my write-up:

Bar will breakup soon. Maybe they should do a best-of-7 series to culminate the feud!

WTF was Enzo doing there? He's really lucky if he didn't get seriously hurt.

The other segment I missed was Joe squashing Rhyno in 2 minutes. But that may end up being significant because:

Anyone up for running the rumble pool? I would but I’m in Australia so every international transaction has a fee.

Couldn't we run the pool on Venmo and avoid nasty fees?

I'm down for whatever will get this thing running. The fee is tiny on PayPal but it's still a fee.

I hope they're going all Big Show with this Braun Stroman firing. Have him bawling like a baby to Kurt & Steph at the end of the night begging for his job back. Cause that was some great ****.

Kurt needed to channel his inner Vince on "YOU'RE FIRED" though.

Chances that Kane/Brock happens as a 1-on-1 match at Rumble?

Braun to SD?

Can just imagine Jordan telling Seth here "I'm just trolling these idiots". Seriously, why would Seth be mad here? Stupid.

I swear the crowd got quieter when Cedric's music hit to interrupt Enzo. Bring Neville back

"oh god. those are worth twelve million bucks" delivered with the enthusiasm of waking from a coma

this RAW has been ****ing funny

Destroy the production truck so raw ends early one time!

adding to the hilarity:
*guy clearly watches Braun leave from like 3 feet away*
"is he gone?"

"Michael Cole's not a wrestler. He's not an athlete." - Corey Grave

He's undefeated at WM!!!