03/02/12 Smackdown taping results
These were kinda covered in some other thread by Judy, but he missed a few.
These week's details are from
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/2489...in-progress-gg
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Smackdown opens with Teddy Long announcing the Elimination Chamber participants. The Smackdown Chamber match will officially feature: Daniel Bryan, Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes, Big Show, Mark Henry and Randy Orton. Henry comes out to complain about his odds in the match and asks for a title match tonight. Long says he's out of the Chamber match and has no title match tonight. Henry puts his hands on Long, so Long suspends Henry. Henry said if he's suspended he might as well get his money's worth. As he goes to further attack Long, out comes Sheamus who hits Henry with a Brogue Kick.
I read somewhere else the phrasing is "suspended indefinitely". For the record i hate the word indefinitely, ive gotten into it in other threads, lol. Henry is injured ldo, seems a goofy way to do it with Henry complaining about his chances given he spent half of last year decimating people for fun, but whatever. Sheamus doing his Cena impression ldo. I expect to see more of this in the runup to WM.
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Sheamus beat Cody Rhodes with a Finlay style Celtic cross
Fire up the LKJ soundboard complaining about two big stars wrestling, but depending how this went down i would probably back him were it not for the fact Sheamus is on godmode cheats to get over to the max to headline WM and there isnt really any other heels worth beating right now. The thing to be critical of here is that the guy who is the number one contender at WM just beat a guy who is number one contender at the EC. Is this part of a burial trend (by default more than anything), or is this the groundwork of a feud. Note that before the match went down Cody cut another promo about being a dual title holder, so maybe...?
Also that is Sheamus's second Finlay move and his fourth finisher by my count, though weirdly not submissions yet.
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Cody Rhodes remains at ringside looking quite angry as the next match hits the ring. It's Justin Gabriel vs. Hunico. The match ended in a no contest because Rhodes attacked Gabriel before the match even started. After that Hunico and Camacho jumped in and attacked Gabriel until The Great Khali came down to make the save. Khali lays out Hunico and Camacho as Rhodes runs away.
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Primo & Epico vs. Santino & Hacksaw Jim Duggan
The Primo and Epico vs. Santino and Hacksaw Jim Duggan match was a back and forth affair with a lot of "U.S.A." chants. Primo ends up hitting the Backstabber on Santino when Rosa distracted him. Primo scored the pin for his team.
Ive never quite gotten Duggan. Wrong era for me. Was he just patriotic, or was he really douchey about it with the whole 'Merica Number One!!! kinda stuff? Anyway, hacksaw got a tag match partnered with a Canadian who pretends to be Italian to take on two Puerto Ricans who needed a distraction to win it seems which is just terribad booking.
Btw, this isnt how you build a tag division. Sigh, the WWE needs a hero.
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World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan comes out and tells everyone that they should be vegans. He explains that he's a great role model and says he should be in the Elimination Chamber and Big Show doesn't deserve to be in. This brings out the Big Show. He says he would have been out sooner but he just finished a great big steak. They go back and forth on the mic for a bit until Bryan pokes Show and Show beats him up for it. Show goes to hit him with the Show Stopper but stops mid-way through because A.J. comes back.
Given they had a 5 month feud where Punk was the bad guy for telling kids on a kids show not to drink and do drugs whilst Jeff Hardy was the good guy cos he was a multi time drug addict ****up that ended with Jeff getting three strikes of the wellness DURING the feud and ending up in TNA where he got fired for showing up stoned to main event a PPV - given all that, im not shocked to see them repeating the story with Bryan and Big Show. Fingers crossed Big Show doesnt get heart disease and need a triple bypass!
Im Vegan so im better than you just doesnt have the same ring to it that Straight Edge had. But im still hoping he finds a couple of development guys and creates the Vegan Society where they all grow beards and talk about their pets who have names like Asparagus and Mung Bean and cut promos talking about how you can get plenty of protein with mixed nuts and how mushrooms are full of essential vitamins and minerals. But instead of being a comedy act they are deadly ****ing serious and win despite not eating bacon.
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Up next was Brodus Clay vs. Heath Slater. This was basically a squash match. Drew McIntyre comes out after Clay picks up the victory and attacked Brodus, but ultimately ended up getting beat up by him as well.
So much for Drew getting face turned. I dont think Undertaker could attack Brodus in a feud and not get booed at this point.
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Beth Phoenix & Natalya vs. Aksana & Tamina
This was another squash match, with Beth Phoenix and Natalya defeating Aksana and Tamina in about 45 seconds. Natalya tried putting Aksana in the Sharp Shooter, but Tamina makes the save and hits the big splash. They seemed to tease some tension between Natalya and Phoenix afterwards.
At first i was like "thats really dumb"
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Elimination Chamber Change
After the Divas tag-match, they showed a promo that announced that The Great Khali will replace Mark Henry in the Smackdown Elimination Chamber match.
Then i was like "oh, could be worse". Naturally when you take out Mark Henry from the EC the perfect replacement is the guy who hasnt wrestled a match in over 6 months, not Brodus Clay who has been squashing fools for four weeks straight, twice a week and once on a Sunday.
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The main event featured Randy Orton taking on Wade Barrett in a no disqualification match. The two go back and forth outside the ring, using chairs and hitting each other on the guard rails. The match went back and forth the entire time. The finish came when Orton hit Barrett with two RKOs. Teddy Long came out and said Orton will face Daniel Bryan next week. That part may have been after the match.
A special treat to finish for LKJ. Ill back him on the hate of this. They are in a hot feud so naturally you put them in a no DQ match that should be blowing off the feud, except its 2 weeks and change before the EC where they will undoubtedly meet up again in the chamber. Its like, are they trying to get this feud to last to WM or are they going to blow it off at EC and then jumble them back into different feuds???
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Big Show is sweeping the ring with a broom
Thats from the dark match. Long story short, they didnt have a good match. Big Show is no HHH.