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Originally Posted by wesrwood
Do you ever get motions written in crayon? or blood?
I'm yet to encounter that one.
But seriously, here in front of me is a motion that contains:
1. A bunch of illegible words; and
2. An accusation toward our clients of violating rule 30(d)(4) of the federal rules of civil procedure.
What is that rule, you ask? Your guess is as good as mine, since that rule DOESN'T EXIST. I go to my boss saying, "Umm, see this? That's not actually a rule." My boss says, "Oh. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. This guy also files things with completely wrong dates on them for no apparent reason."