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12-12-2012 , 01:35 PM
When you have heard 2-3 songs, you have heard them all

1. Guy is upset over redneck things like missing dogs, trucks and women
2. Girl is upset guy is a dolt and cheated on her sweet ass
3. Girl is happy that guy is the bees knees.

Add a poorly played acoustic guitar for some rhythm and a hat and voila....country music
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12-12-2012 , 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by EMc
When you have heard 2-3 songs, you have heard them all

1. Guy is upset over redneck things like missing dogs, trucks and women
2. Girl is upset guy is a dolt and cheated on her sweet ass
3. Girl is happy that guy is the bees knees.

Add a poorly played acoustic guitar for some rhythm and a hat and voila....country music
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12-12-2012 , 01:38 PM
Lazy urban stereotypes are fun for all.
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12-12-2012 , 05:52 PM
Since this forum loves country music so much, I feel the need to continue to discuss it.

I have tried to put together a list of songs of Garth Brooks' that I would consider my favourite in no particular order. Thoughts? Also, there are way too many good ones.

When You Come Back to Me Again
Belleau Wood
In Another's Eyes
I Don't Have to Wonder
The River
Shameless
Papa Loved Mama
Rodeo
I'll Be The Wind
The Red Strokes
Callin' Baton Rouge
Ain't Goin' Down
Standing Outside the Fire
The Dance
The Change
If Tomorrow Never Comes
Unanswered Prayers
Two Pina Coladas
That Summer
Ireland
The Fever
Somewhere Other Than The Night

I could probably shrink this list, but man that would be difficult.
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12-12-2012 , 06:05 PM
Ain't Goin' Down, The Dance, The Change, Unanswered Prayers, Two Pina Coladas, That Summer are my favorites on that list in no order.

Also love The Thunder Rolls, Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old), More Than a Memory. Feels like I'm missing plenty. Two of a Kind is good too.
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12-12-2012 , 06:21 PM
Thunder Rolls, Much Too Young, and More Than a Memory should be added to my list. Knew I forgot some.

I'd take Brooks' Shamless over Joel's Shameless, and all time Billy Joel is probably in my top 5 favourite singers.
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12-12-2012 , 07:59 PM
Is there anyway you can block someone from reading all your posts that's a 2p2 member? Or you can only put people on ignore?
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12-12-2012 , 08:12 PM
It's very difficult for me to imagine that you could do that.
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12-12-2012 , 08:15 PM
Also to get back on topic

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12-12-2012 , 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by EMc
When you have heard 2-3 songs, you have heard them all

1. Guy is upset over redneck things like missing dogs, trucks and women
2. Girl is upset guy is a dolt and cheated on her sweet ass
3. Girl is happy that guy is the bees knees.

Add a poorly played acoustic guitar for some rhythm and a hat and voila....country music
EMc for mod.
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12-12-2012 , 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Lazy urban stereotypes are fun for all.
Remember when I said this?

It was heroic.
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12-12-2012 , 09:45 PM
I'm not a country guy by any stretch, but my wife and I saw Garth Brooks at the Wynn and I really enjoyed it.
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12-12-2012 , 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EMc
When you have heard 2-3 songs, you have heard them all

1. Guy is upset over redneck things like missing dogs, trucks and women
2. Girl is upset guy is a dolt and cheated on her sweet ass
3. Girl is happy that guy is the bees knees.

Add a poorly played acoustic guitar for some rhythm and a hat and voila....country music
You're forgetting 4. AMERICA
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12-12-2012 , 10:20 PM
I like the part in EMc's post where women are classified as a "redneck thing."
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12-12-2012 , 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EMc
When you have heard 2-3 songs, you have heard them all

1. Guy is upset over redneck things like missing dogs, missing trucks and missing women
2. Girl is upset guy is a dolt and cheated on her sweet ass
3. Girl is happy that guy is the bees knees.

Add a poorly played acoustic guitar for some rhythm and a hat and voila....country music
spelling everything out for LKJ, but since he was just trolling, carry on discussing your music that requires an inbred cousin to listen to.
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12-12-2012 , 11:16 PM
You see gents, the irony of this line of attack is as follows:

The reason that the American south is routinely denigrated is because there is a significant demographic that lives down there who is intolerant and ignorant, with much of their intolerance existing because of their ignorance.

It is, shall we say, interesting that the poor attempts at urban elitism that we see on this page have resulted from largely the same exact level of intolerance and ignorance, even though it's far less harmful, dangerous or important than that described in the former paragraph since it is about a triviality such as a music genre instead of about race.

In short: regardless of the gravitas or lack thereof owed to the subject at hand, you may wish to actually be informed on topics which you weigh in on going forward in life if you wish to retain credibility.

Hope that helps!

Best wishes this holiday season,
LKJ
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12-12-2012 , 11:21 PM
tl:dr

cliff notes on your insults

k tks
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12-12-2012 , 11:27 PM
Alright I'll dumb it down for you:

If most of your knowledge of the country genre is based on little tidbits like "I think Toby Keith put out a xenophobic song over a decade ago," that generally doesn't suffice as having the knowledge required to posit a credible opinion on the subject.
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12-12-2012 , 11:39 PM
more words that you need a masters degree to understand.

i understand that you position yourself to be the lanny poffo of the board, but can you spell your opinions out so that everyone can read them.

much like i helped you with EMc's post.

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12-12-2012 , 11:44 PM
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12-12-2012 , 11:47 PM
Excellent link.

Excellent elitism.

Excellent all around.
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12-12-2012 , 11:50 PM
We're approaching the attitude era here. Gonna have survivor series 1997 gang rulez
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12-12-2012 , 11:53 PM
LKJ =

everyone else =

Last edited by dnkyhunter31; 12-12-2012 at 11:54 PM. Reason: yes, lkj and trade have something in common. and 28k.
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12-12-2012 , 11:59 PM
American Horror Story is seriously such an awesome show, each week gets crazier and crazier.
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12-13-2012 , 12:01 AM
Wow that Sandow video is amazing. How did I not see this before? What are the odds that the guy at the end thanking him was not scripted?
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