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Good morning fellow The Roomites. Here is today's The Room words of wisdom.

Thank you honey, this is is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends. Good thinking!

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07-08-2014 , 09:21 AM

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LKJ

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Nice of a scammer to drop by for a while and share wrestling knowledge with us.

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07-09-2014 , 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by master3004

Good morning fellow The Roomites. Here is today's The Room words of wisdom.

Thank you honey, this is is a beautiful party. You invited all my friends. Good thinking!

Let's go back outside.

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07-09-2014 , 05:45 AM

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Let's go back outside.

Great idea babe.

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07-09-2014 , 05:51 AM

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Good morning fellow The Roomites. Here is today's The Room words of wisdom.

Yeah, man, you'll never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.

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07-11-2014 , 04:49 PM

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I'm a Miami Heat fan. I feel like I can admit that today without much (any?) backlash.

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07-11-2014 , 04:53 PM

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Not that I have any particular love for the Heat, but I'm definitely disappointed that LeBron went back to Cleveland. And I'm triply disappointed that America is doing this stupid ****ing thing it does where people think that this is a great feel-good story because Cleveland never wins anything. **** that. Some cities are meant to just forever exist as The Mistake by the Lake.

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07-11-2014 , 04:57 PM

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the Cavs aren't ready to win yet, they maybe in a few years, but not yet.

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07-11-2014 , 04:58 PM

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I dunno. Don't really watch the NBA since my team got stolen away. But they now have the shortest futures odds of any team in the league, so that seems like an indicator that they could be ready.

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07-11-2014 , 05:11 PM

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Idk, the TV likes to make a big deal about how the Cavs rookies have no playoff experience. But then again, they are TV analysts.

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07-11-2014 , 07:14 PM

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07-12-2014 , 05:29 AM

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haha that gif is perfect.

I'm still a Boston fan, what do I win?

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07-12-2014 , 07:15 AM

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Lkj, does it chap your ass that long time Sea hawks hater Master3004 is soon to be a seattleite?

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07-12-2014 , 07:24 AM

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LKJ

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...why would that chap my ass? It's you that's going to have to be up to your neck in Seahawks fever all the time. I think it's great.

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07-12-2014 , 08:12 AM

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haha that gif is perfect.

I'm still a Boston fan, what do I win?

Hmmmmmm...... I have a bunch of things with LeBron's face on them, want those? There's a garbage can, a clock, notebooks for school (university), a wrist band, 3 t-shirts, a children's book about how awesome he is and a replica jersey. Oh, and a tissue box. Seriously, my entire Heat collection is now useless except for a Wade jersey and some championship stuff. Stupid me.

But yeah, if you want any of this stuff (minus Wade jersey and title stuff), hit me up. It's all yours for free.

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Lkj, does it chap your ass that long time Sea hawks hater Master3004 is soon to be a seattleite?

I've been having a tough going these last few days without Room words of wisdom, I seriously have forgotten how to live. Need some wisdom soon.

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07-12-2014 , 08:15 AM

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The most important thing is that the Heat really stepped up and did what needed to be done when the universe needed them the most: when they were the last line of defense in between the Thunder and the championship trophy.

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07-12-2014 , 08:48 AM

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I don't want anything with Lebron or Heat on it but thanks anyway.

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07-12-2014 , 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by LKJ

Sorry about the Sonics. That entire 2012 playoff run was so friggen sweet. LeBron and Wade keeping the Heat alive with some dominating games in the Pacers series, followed by James tearing Boston's heart out in game 6 of the eastern final was spectacular.

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I don't want anything with Lebron or Heat on it but thanks anyway.

I'll keep it. He'll be back in 4 years anyways once the Cavs roster gets older and the Heat get some young studs in the draft. Gonna be a sick time.

In my dreams Heat finish 7th or 8th (no real shot at first, not even in my dreams) and play Cleveland in the first round. Take all of my money.

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07-12-2014 , 09:52 AM

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I've been having a tough going these last few days without Room words of wisdom, I seriously have forgotten how to live. Need some wisdom soon.

You're right, all this basketball talk sucks.

Here is your The Room words of wisdom for the day:

"Don't touch me, mother****er. "

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07-12-2014 , 10:15 AM

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LKJ

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It's not as though this Room talk is getting any funnier.

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07-12-2014 , 01:12 PM

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For an intelligent guy LKJ, you are incredibly terrible at bait taking

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07-12-2014 , 01:20 PM

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LKJ

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Not really. Ignoring hasn't worked.

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07-12-2014 , 03:59 PM

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For an intelligent guy LKJ, you are incredibly terrible at bait taking

The only bait we wish for him to take is the wonderment of The Room. Once he sees it, the thread can go back to normal.

Denny: I gotta tell you something.

Johnny: Shoot, Denny.

Denny: It's about Lisa.

Johnny: Go on.

Denny: She's beautiful. She looks great in her red dress. I think I'm in love with her.

Johnny: Go on...

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07-12-2014 , 04:00 PM

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For reference, Lisa is Johnny's girlfiend, and Denny is an ~ 15 year old boy who likes to try to watch them have sex

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07-12-2014 , 07:33 PM

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Johnny: [walks into flower shop] Hi.
Flower Shop Clerk: Can I help you?
Johnny: Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?
Flower Shop Clerk: Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.
[grabs bouquet of roses]
Flower Shop Clerk: Here you go.
Johnny: That's me. How much is it?
Flower Shop Clerk: It'll be eighteen dollars.
Johnny: [hands over cash] Here you go. Keep the change.
[grabs flowers and pats dog on the counter]
Johnny: Hi, doggy.
Flower Shop Clerk: You're my favorite customer.
Johnny: Thanks a lot. Bye!

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