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10-28-2016 , 03:46 PM

#6226

DWetzel

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Originally Posted by LKJ

I get invited to a Halloween party. "Costumes optional." WTF. If you're hosting a Halloween party, you have to choose a lane.

Pretty sure that's an invitation to show up naked. Sounds like a fun party.

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10-28-2016 , 04:43 PM

#6227

Dylan

346 days til Christmas

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Originally Posted by LKJ

I get invited to a Halloween party. "Costumes optional." WTF. If you're hosting a Halloween party, you have to choose a lane.

I'm of the mindset that Halloween parties that aren't costume parties are not worth going to.

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10-28-2016 , 05:10 PM

#6228

LKJ

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Meh, it's still a social gathering with people that I enjoy the company of. I would prefer that it was a costume party, but I'm definitely just wearing street clothes to a "costume optional" party.

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10-28-2016 , 05:15 PM

#6229

DWetzel

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Just realized that we get another Halloween wrestling night; that promises to be even more AIDS than usual.

Never forget:

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10-28-2016 , 06:03 PM

#6230

master3004

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Originally Posted by LKJ

Meh, it's still a social gathering with people that I enjoy the company of. I would prefer that it was a costume party, but I'm definitely just wearing street clothes to a "costume optional" party.

I'm pretty sure you should go as the demon kane

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10-28-2016 , 06:07 PM

#6231

LKJ

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Nah. There's just no way I'm putting time, money, and effort into getting into a costume only to risk it being a mistake to have put on a costume to begin with.

I have designs on my next Halloween costume being Grumpy the dwarf from Snow White, but that will have to wait until the next actual costume party.

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10-28-2016 , 06:09 PM

#6232

DWetzel

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I'm thinking of going as Harbaugh. I own khakis, sunglasses, and a Michigan hat already. May borrow the wife's computer headset if it looks good.

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10-28-2016 , 06:15 PM

#6233

LKJ

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Wearing a sharpie around your neck would be a good touch. Also be sure to roleplay throughout the evening by never acting like a well-functioning member of adult society.

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10-28-2016 , 06:31 PM

#6234

master3004

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Originally Posted by LKJ

You can go as Kevin Owens and just be a big fat obnoxious ******* who wears his own schwag

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10-28-2016 , 06:32 PM

#6235

master3004

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Originally Posted by DWetzel

I'm thinking of going as Harbaugh. I own khakis, sunglasses, and a Michigan hat already. May borrow the wife's computer headset if it looks good.

You can carry around a Kaepernick doll and fellate it occasionally

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10-28-2016 , 06:36 PM

#6236

LKJ

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I can just see the blank stares all around when explaining to someone, "I'm Kevin Owens. ... You know, the Universal Champion? ... I'll see you guys later."

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10-28-2016 , 06:37 PM

#6237

master3004

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Originally Posted by LKJ

I can just see the blank stares all around when explaining to someone, "I'm Kevin Owens. ... You know, the Universal Champion? ... I'll see you guys later."

Bring a giant red belt with a phone taped to the back that will boo at the press of a button every time you show it to someone.

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10-28-2016 , 06:57 PM

#6238

DWetzel

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Originally Posted by LKJ

Wearing a sharpie around your neck would be a good touch. Also be sure to roleplay throughout the evening by never acting like a well-functioning member of adult society.

So find a sharpie. Got it.

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10-28-2016 , 08:17 PM

#6239

JimHalpert

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go as jim caldwell and just stare blankly at everyone the entire night

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10-28-2016 , 08:41 PM

#6240

eyebooger

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Go as Mike McCarthy and make terrible decisions all night.

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10-28-2016 , 08:49 PM

#6241

DWetzel

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Originally Posted by eyebooger

Go as Mike McCarthy and make terrible decisions all night.

Have lost too much weight lately, otherwise a good option

Maybe I can find a Bortles jersey and throw candy at the kids feet all night.

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10-29-2016 , 04:00 AM

#6242

El Kabong

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Costume optional always means no costume to me. Optional costume parties just create awkward situations.

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Just realized that we get another Halloween wrestling night; that promises to be even more AIDS than usual.

Never forget:

AJ doing Kitana was awesome though.

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10-29-2016 , 02:30 PM

#6243

master3004

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My favorite part about that clip is whichever Bella is dressed as Mario taking time to pull down her suspenders pants/skirt combo thing after missing hitting someone with what looks like a washcloth.

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10-29-2016 , 09:46 PM

#6244

ChachiArcola

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Originally Posted by master3004

You can go as Kevin Owens and just be a big fat obnoxious ******* who wears his own schwag

Sounds like an average day for me

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10-29-2016 , 10:58 PM

#6245

master3004

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Originally Posted by ChachiArcola

Sounds like an average day for me

Where can I buy a ChachiArcola shirt?

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10-30-2016 , 03:00 PM

#6246

ChachiArcola

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Originally Posted by master3004

Where can I buy a ChachiArcola shirt?

80's Tees dot com maybe?

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10-31-2016 , 08:09 PM

#6247

LKJ

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Greetings need to be refreshed too often. I say hi to someone at the copy machine, then if I see them at the elevator 20 minutes later, I'm supposed to say hi to them again. An office hello really seems to have a shelf life of about 90 seconds. If you happen to cross paths twice in succession really quickly, you can get away with a snub on the second go-around, but in general that **** runs out incredibly quickly.

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10-31-2016 , 09:51 PM

#6248

Burdzthewurd

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Originally Posted by LKJ

I'd just nod or ignore them the second time

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10-31-2016 , 10:27 PM

#6249

LKJ

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So people who talked like Creed Bratton was a great character were just trolling, right? If it wasn't for Meredith, Creed may have been The Office's worst.