Hang on, I'll try to find the two best ones that I can remember.

Last offseason he was a free agent and someone asked him if he would consider taking a hometown discount. He was like, "Nah, this ain't Costco. Am I allowed to give a discounted effort?" A bunch of delusional Seahawks fans were bothered by that, but I thought it was perfect and spot-on.

Both of these are great. The first one is funnier IMO; the second one is the one I pulled a couple of quotes from in the previous post.

12/2/14 interview
12/5/13 interview

I don't think Michael gets that much coverage because I discovered this pretty recently upon reading a hilarious quote and spend a considerable amount of time on football. I had known Martysaurus was entertaining for some time. Michael is one of those players that impacts almost every play even if he doesn't get a tackle or sack, causing disruptions, pressures, making runners stop and run the other way, etc.

thats right. im the peoples champ.
AKA BLACK RICK RUDE
responsible for the baby boom from 2013

I see a baby and im like, i inspired you. youre welcome



lololol

The Cowboys have been defeated and everything is right with the world. Almost.

By the way, Eagles fans should still absolutely be enthusiastically sucking Desean Jackson's dick. The team dumps him and defames him on his way out, of course he's going to want to stick it to them afterward. The correct response to Jackson's taunting would be to politely applaud it, nod, and then send hate mail to the Eagle front office for behaving poorly.

Yes, I miss him a great deal. And so did the offense this year. It's infuriating to me to see Riley Cooper, a racist still on the team and DeSean hauling in long bombs for a division rival all because of alleged gang ties.

I'm still pissed they let Terrell Owens go. The team would have won at least one Super Bowl had they kept him, no doubt. I know he didn't help himself, but somebody like McNabb, the apparent team leader could have stopped it by encouraging the front office to get some type of deal done. There's a small part of me that wants to see him back in Eagles green even at the age of 40. Sign him to a one year, one million dollar contract. He'd probably even accept 900k. What could it hurt? I know you'll probably call me an idiot for thinking this, and I probably am, but that's truly how I feel.

Haha WTF, I don't generally call people names because I disagree with them.

That said,

Okay.



It's probably a bit much to ask McNabb to go to bat for the guy who was actively throwing him under the bus.

I mean it would just be a waste of a roster spot and he wouldn't last. Pete Carroll gave him a chance to try to make the Seahawks in 2012, and all of his behavior was fine during the time he was in training camp, but his body just didn't have anything left. Three years later I'm sure he's quite worthless to an NFL franchise.

I'm just used to people calling me an idiot when I tell them Terrell Owens is one of my favourite athletes. lol I was happy when the Seahawks gave him a chance and figured he had a good chance of making the team, but he did drop a lot of passes and I'm sure his speed was shot at that point. I never got to see Jerry Rice in his prime, so for me prime TO is the greatest to ever play. Dude was a freak of nature. Also, he got screwed out of the Super Bowl 39 MVP. I don't care if we lost, he had a monster game.

I mean...he didn't lead the game in receiving yards, and he didn't score a single TD. And his team lost.

I'm gonna say that's a resume that would never ever garner a single vote for game MVP, let alone enough votes to win the award.

Peyton Manning has a noodle arm. I think it's time to call it quits. The internet will be fun tonight.

The Colts doing that to Manning was definitely the football rendition of this.

It is irritating that I might have to wait 8 months to find out if Peyton's performance in the 2nd half of the season is due to injury or if he is just done suddenly (like some other elite QBs before him).

I think he's done. No zip on the ball and was very inaccurate.

Lack of zip and inaccuracy can be due to injury, either his thigh or an unannounced one.

I'm guessing that if he isn't dealing with an injury there's a pretty fair chance he retires.

He said in his presser that it was only the thigh injury that he suffered in San Diego and no other injuries. He said it felt good today and that he thought he could play with it.

Btw how the hell did meltzer not give this match 5 stars?

He tends to be tough to please when it comes to the awesome story matches that don't necessarily have perfect technical wrestling.

Giving negative stars to Hogan/Andre at WM III is just as tone-deaf as it gets given how well the match achieved the goals that the company would have wanted it to.

A+. And shamelessly plagiarized for my FB status.

Looks like it's time again to express bitterness at how lucky Colts fans are to get the GOAT and have him GOAT for a decade only to have him get hurt in the perfect season for them to get "best chance at GOAT coming out of college since him" and be in the hunt for another decade.

The list of QBs Miami has gone through since losing Marino is large, and while Tannehill seems fine he certainly isn't going to be one that makes Miami a playoff contender for a decade. To top it off, Isray is a massively unlikable douchenozzle and I can't help but lose faith in this world having justice everytime I remember this.

Also, man Vontae is really good at playing football. Way to get that 2nd round draft pick for him Miami.




Edit: A+ usage lkj

This implies that you have some faith in this.

What a sweet kid.

The Rose Bowl made me a believer again for a brief time

Understandable. When I think "justice" I don't think "a corporation built off the backs of child labor, which then masquerades as a school with a football program that has a fanbase of nothing but huge douchebags who shouldn't be allowed to breathe, overcoming another corrupt school's unlikable program," but to each their own.

In related news I guess I'm going for Oregon tomorrow night because **** Ohio State right up the ass too. What an incredibly unlikable first playoff field for college football.