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04-14-2015 , 07:16 PM


John Cena and the other not John Cena's were going to have fun burying him. Damn. Now he's relegated to the lower card against Abyss. I might even give him an honorary membership to the Original ECW crew so people can help fend off Shane McMahon and Abyss.
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04-14-2015 , 07:23 PM
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How they don't use this version of his song at every event is mindblowing to me. Last year I'd listen to this on repeat at the gym. The first 1:20 of the song is so ****ing epic with the rest just being epic.
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04-14-2015 , 07:25 PM
Round whatever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No9frmRyDN8

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Another big man who can move, I'll take Mike Awesome. As you can tell from the theme his WCW gimmicks were... not so great. Maybe I can pretend he's Canadian or something?

He's 300 pounds and can do this, so that's cool. Unless you're on the receiving end.

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04-14-2015 , 07:56 PM
Kruuuuuuuze!
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04-14-2015 , 07:59 PM
just saw my rusev pick got sniped

grrr

gimmie a min
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04-14-2015 , 08:03 PM
Seems like a good pairing with Sheamus!

I select:
Hornswoggle

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04-14-2015 , 08:13 PM
He's back

He's better than ever.

And he isn't a bad pick here as both an announcer and on screen talent.

I take Eric Bischoff
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04-14-2015 , 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by master3004
He's back

He's better than ever.
I had that theme song in my head as I opened the thread to see this. Pretty good pick in a coincidence draft.
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04-14-2015 , 08:44 PM
I have my picks ready. Let me double check to make sure they werent taken
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04-14-2015 , 08:50 PM
My 18th round pick is an underrated monster heel. Thank god I have Gary Hart, because this pick would be useless without him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS5HGhKqKhQ

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Kamala was a relatively agile big man and had a pretty good run in Dallas and the WWF in the 80's/90's.

Last edited by AJD804; 04-14-2015 at 09:05 PM.
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04-14-2015 , 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by AJD804
My 19th round pick is an underrated monster heel. Thank god I have Gary Hart, because this pick would be useless without him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS5HGhKqKhQ

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Kamala was a relatively agile big man and had a pretty good run in Dallas and the WWF in the 80's/90's.
Daaaamn. Kamala was my next pick
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04-14-2015 , 09:03 PM
For my 19th round pick I will just have to take yet another WWE Hall of Famer. I cant believe this guy was still here just because of what he can do behind the scenes.

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Pat Patterson I know I am losing the vast majority of his in ring career because of the 1980 cutoff,but even just the couple years he wrestled in the beginning of the 80's is well worth it here. If you need proof, I present exhibit 1:



If you have never seen this match, I highly encourage you to watch it. Pay special attention to the blad job Slaughter does on himself. One of the worst self inflicted blade jobs Ive ever seen.

Is also one hell of a behind the scenes guy, and is considered by many to be the best finish man in the history of the business. He is also credited with inventing the Royal Rumble so I will be running that show yearly, and will ask all other promoters to cease and desist from running there own or a clone.


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Roster:

Its too long to list. Just know its definitely better than yours.

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04-14-2015 , 09:09 PM
Normally we don't count what they can do behind the scenes and I didn't see anything to change that. I would have picked him already if I knew behind the scenes stuff counted.
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04-14-2015 , 09:15 PM
I wouldn't think it's OK to say "and Pat Patterson books everything so my federation is awesome!" but I think you can give a few points for locker room chemistry and such

that said I would not have considered picking him at any point because of the cutoff

in other news, I am excited about a potential pick again so master and kruze better not snipe me
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04-14-2015 , 09:18 PM
The behind the scenes stuff was a weak attempt at kayfabe. Obviously I will be writing everything myself, but my lawsuit threats for stealing the Royal Rumble still stands
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04-14-2015 , 09:20 PM
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The behind the scenes stuff was a weak attempt at kayfabe. Obviously I will be writing everything myself, but my lawsuit threats for stealing the Royal Rumble still stands
Well I'm going to trademark "singles matches," so everyone else is screwed.
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04-14-2015 , 09:23 PM
I'm gonna trademark wrestling , pro wrestling and sports entertainment. So I win
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04-14-2015 , 09:31 PM
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Well I'm going to trademark "singles matches," so everyone else is screwed.
my wrestlers will all be married in kayfabe to get around this restriction
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04-14-2015 , 09:35 PM
I've never seen that alley fight but have seen it pimped a bunch of times elsewhere. Going to watch right now. There's a full version of it if you search google as that one is JiP.

No referee, yet it's a one fall match. How does a fall take place?!?!
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04-14-2015 , 09:40 PM
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No referee, yet it's a one fall match. How does a fall take place?!?!
You should see Junkyard Dog vs. <bah, undrafted> from Wrestling Classic...
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04-14-2015 , 09:53 PM
Can I send my pick to someone downline from me (i.e. not master/kruze)?
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04-14-2015 , 09:55 PM
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You should see Junkyard Dog vs. <bah, undrafted> from Wrestling Classic...
Well this one (Sgt vs Pat) made sense, at least. Decent match. I love me a good brawl. Might move on to Sgt vs Iron Sheik in a bootcamp match which I've seen tons of people throw 5* at. Started it once and gave up because of awful quality.
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04-14-2015 , 10:19 PM
Sigh, with Kamala gone, I have no choice but to do something to make SRM really happy.

ITS TIME!


ITTTTTTTS TIIIIIIIIMMEEEE!


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04-14-2015 , 10:24 PM
excellent writeup

but you did forget

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04-14-2015 , 10:25 PM
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Can I send my pick to someone downline from me (i.e. not master/kruze)?
you can send it to me
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