WrestleMania
Preface – This wrap-up is way tl;dr and I won’t make them nearly as long in the future. At least I don’t think I will. Much appreciation to those that get through this.
Mene Gene reading the words to The National Anthem is actually not a bad idea considering how many people botch it. Decent job. Not sure how he got the job of singing the Anthem, but hey.
Tito Santana vs. The Executioner (Buddy Rose)
I know there have been many Executioner’s in wrestling, but according to Wiki, Buddy Rose was the first. However as I say that Gorilla says “This is the first of this Executioner I have seen.” Santana on the other hand comes from a long line of wrestlers who were apparently told by Vince that they would hold the top title in the WWF/E if they signed with them.
Buddycutioner got more offense in this match than I remembered. The action was pretty disjointed. A number of times Tito acted as if Rose was supposed to do something, which caused for a lot of awkward moments.
Always crazy to me how close the crowd was to the ring in these days, as you can see when Rose flies over the top rope and lands perfectly in a chair.
Fine for what it was. 1.75 stars.
King Kong vs. S.D. Jones
Jones was actually quite popular regionally, as I learned from one of The Vault Roundtable discussions as seen on The Network. First time I ever saw King Kong was as a relative of the Bundy’s on Married With Children.
It took me longer to write the above than the match went…certainly longer than 9 seconds though, as they repeated throughout the broadcast
Squash = no rating
Ricky Steamboat vs. Matt Borne
Finally, passable promos by both guys. First time I saw “Maniac” Matt Borne was watching WCCW on ESPN when I was maybe like 8. It came on before Dennis The Menace and Alvin and the Chipmunks.
By the way, if you aren’t for my nostalgia kicks these reviews may not be for you, lol.
Good action here to start, both guys certainly knew what they were doing. Steamboat seems to say a legit “oh ****” after receiving an atomic drop, and he did land awkwardly, but more losing his balance than taking a shot to the little Steamboats. Beautiful crossbody off the top give the win to The Dragon over the future Doink…and Big Josh…who came to the ring WITH A BEAR!
Rating – 2.25 stars. They were both confident in their wrestling abilities, and that was appreciated.
Brutus Beefcake w/ Johnny Valiant Luscious vs. David Sammartino w/ Papa Sammartino
Bruno gets a huge pop in The Garden, obviously. Assuming he was healthy enough, they should have made this some kind of tag-match, but I can see why they were trying to make David somewhat of a standalone. FWIW, my dad saw Bruno walking his dog once in Pennsylvania, he apparently lived close to one of my dad’s old lady friends. He knew who he was, but didn’t want to bother him. Fair play, pops.
Seems like the wrestlers had to delay while they waited for a ref to make his way into the ring. Traditional wrestling leads things off with David getting the better of it. Lots of stalling by Beefcake, which may be for the better as I’m not sure either of these guys could ever wrestle very well. Slow slow pace here, considering fast-forwarding for the first time, but from what I understand from other reviews here this isn’t nearly as bad as it will get.
Action does pick up when Brutus takes over. Luscious Johnny slams David. Here come Dadmartino, moving well enough to answer my question if this could have been a tag match.
Crowd was into it and gave them a chance to look at their idol for a little bit. 1.5 stars, which is higher than I thought I would give based on the first 80 percent of this match.
Just a note, terms you don’t here anymore – “He just got Pearl Harbored,” meaning sneak attack.
(IC Champ) Greg Valentine w/Jimmy Hart vs. Junk Yard Dog
Valentine was better on the mic than I thought, and was getting a good heel reaction from the crowd, even if he did get “already in the ring” treatment. JYD apparently sold out arenas all over the south in his regional days, and the crowd here loved him. I haven’t seen much of his work, but what I have seen I haven’t loved.
I am reminded fairly early in that JYD was known for his ground headbutts, which the crowd ate up. JYD goes to babyface in peril pretty quick, as Greg prepares him for the figure-four. Gorilla has said “This is a happening” about 30 times so far this show, with 22 of them being in this match, because of his boredom, I think.
JYD casually steps to the side as Valentine hits Hart with a shot that came from left field. The Hartaference doesn’t really matter as Valentine uses the ropes to get the win. Tito, the former champ comes in and tells the ref he missed Valentine's feet on the ropes. Ref counts out Hammer, crowd loves it. Winner but not champion, JYD.
Growing up, Valentine was most known in my house for being the wrestling figure I used as Owen Hart because I didn't have an Owen Hart figure.
Dumb ending, but better than I thought it would be. 2. Stars
Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff (With Fred Blassie) vs. Tag Champs U.S. Express (Barry Windham & Mike Rotundo) w/ Cap’n Lou
Two of the wrestlers I would put way near the top of my most underrated list are Windham and Rotundo. Watching early Rotundo in here and in NWA, I thought he was probably close to being a bigger star than he ended up being, not that he had a bad career as I.R.S. Windham is on every internet list of most underrated, so nothing really to add here.
Love Sheik calling Mean Gene, “Gene Mean” here. It could be a joke, but you’re just not sure with the Ol’ Sheik, are ya? Glad to see WWF/E fans have been disrespecting the anthem of other countries for as many years as it has. I mean dudes in the crowd are visibly pissed, as Volkoff is pelted with trash as he sings his homelands anthem.
Did any heel team tag-team move ever work during this era of wrestling? This includes heel managers as well.
That’s a negative thing to start with on a match that was actually very good. The crowd is really into it, being that the team with “U.S.” in their team name was beating the foreigners early on (who to be fair were pretty anti-american) I’m not going to do the research, but I have to imagine this was one of the better matches Volkoff was ever in.
Volkoff and Sheik move around quicker than I ever could have imagined in this match, keeping up with the younger, spryer guys. I honestly forgot the heels won the titles here. How come nobody came out in this match – like Tito – to tell the ref that that Blassie hit Windham with a cane here? Lol wrestling.
Fun match. 3 stars.
Bodyslam Challenge – Big John Studd w/Heenan vs. Andre the Giant
Weird to see Andre as a face here for me as in my childhood wrestling heyday he was almost always a heel. Andre moved fairly decent here, at least a lot better than he would in the upcoming years. Andre chokes Studd for about 30 seconds and the ref sort of just watches, it’s cool though because he’s a good guy. As I finish the last sentence Andre puts Studd in a bearhug for about forever. Odd that Studd is playing the role of heel in distress trying to get out of the bear hug.
No rhythm to the match and thankfully it was short. Crowd seemed a bit into it. I’m going to stay away from a dud and give this .25 of a star.
Women’s Champ Leilani Kai w/Fabulous Moolah vs. Wendi Richter w/Cyndi Lauper
Kai got the usually dooming “already in the ring treatment while Richter and Lauper get one of the biggest pops of the night so far. I don’t remember who wins this match but I’d put money on the result is decided by Lauper getting the better of Moolah and Richter taking the title.
I was almost right, but no not really. Kai loses after a Steamboat-esque flying crossbody is reversed (after about 30 seconds of them trying to reverse it) for Richter to become your new champ.
1.25 stars. This loses a quarter star for Moolah “tripping” over the rope on her way into the ring and then flopping another time while getting up.
Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff w/Bob Orton vs. Hulk Hogan and Mr T. w/Jimmy Snuka
Just got to this point of writing the review on the two plus two forum but lost it when I tried to submit the post. Fun times.
The Fink helps Billy Martin introduce Liberace and special guest enforcer Muhammad Ali to the ring. Ali still looks good here. Being my all-time favorite athlete it’s good to see him here still moving around and jawing to the crowd.
The match was a lot better than I remembered. Mr. T was at least passable as a celebrity turned wrestler, kicking the match off with Mr. T. Mr. T got his big break in Rocky 3 after Ernie Shavers (one of the hardest punchers in heavyweight boxing history) accidently hit Sly a little too hard. At least that’s how the story goes.
I can see why being a heel in this time frame was a tough job and you legit probably had to be a bit of a bad ass and be able to hold your own. While Orton and Piper are double teaming T and Hogan outside of the ring you can see them being pelted by trash and bottles and police officers are seemingly holding back a few of the fans trying to get to the heels.
Snuka gets his big Wrestlemania moment by first teasing a splash early in the match when all the extras including Ali get involved for a minute and later when he headbutts Orton. Right after the headbutt Orton climbs the top rope with the intent to hit Hogan with his armcast while Ordorff was holding him. Orton smashes Mr. Wonderful and Hogan gets the win.
Better than I remembered. I think the crowd helps my rating of 2.75 stars.
Final Thoughts – To me it seems the NWA had a better roster, better talent, and better matches in this time period. I now know that WrestleMania was a financial success, which it had to be, as WWF put a lot of eggs this one basket. I have a hard time figuring out why or how this show blossomed into WWF leading the world in pro wrestling, and I think it has to do more with Vince’s desire to take over the territories over time than in one show. But again, if this show bombed, who knows where WWF would be today, if anywhere.
I just learned on the Stone Cold/Vince podcast that when Vince offered to buy out the territories it was with balloon payments. Basically, a dollar down with a promise to pay more later. It’s no wonder everyone, except one (if I recall) said no to Vince. The story before that – at least to me – always read Vince offered each a pile of money and they all said no because Vince was brash or they were just being jerks or something. It really does change history around a little knowing that Vince was offering virtually nothing, or to them, an empty promise. This isn’t a knock on Vince, as it makes his takeover that much more impressive to me. Apparently his pockets weren’t as deep as I thought, and he needed the success of things like WrestleMania to happen, or the WWF would have (could have?) folded.
The show was better than I remembered. Being I had only one match at 3 stars, I can guess it won’t hold up that well in my final rankings – if I ever make it that far – but historical significance alone may see it stay out of the bottom 4th.
Again, shorter reports to follow.
Last edited by Tragichero; 12-17-2014 at 03:38 PM.